Hey, Yea Forums

Hey, Yea Forums

So I'm planning on killing myself unironically and am looking for some easy methods.
Shit's spaced af and I can't bare the weight of existing and nothing brings me joy.
I stare at the walls, sleep, masturbate. That's pretty much it.

Any practical help would be appreciated other than lol kys.

Best Wishes,
Soon to be dead user
:)

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A chemical suicide, such as using etorphine, is optimal as it never fails

>Anonymous 05/14/19(Tue)20:06:23 No.799
ZOMFG IS THAT THE RAREST PEEP!??!?!

Just play Minecraft. That shit will make you so addicted that you cant kill yourself or youll never finish your build

don't do it user! there is so much to hate!
but if u have to i'd recon the pharmacy path would be most pleasant.

If your gonna do it, at least go out and pick yourself up a hot escort. Might as well go out with your dick wet.

You know what keeps me from killing myself everyday? This.

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user don't do it if you know even one person that cares about you. They will be devistated

Have you tried going to a psychiatrist and getting ADHD meds? I did and it flipped my life around. I don't suggest that to everyone, but it might be worth a shot.

I did that at the age of 9 and I'm still hella depressed.

Yeah or even antidepressants help me out

you should try to stop masturbating, I know it sounds dumb but it helped me get through it. Stay strong fren

I've been on all sorts of medication for suicidal thoughts.
None of them worked.
So I'm at the point now where I've realised that nothing can help relieve this.
Suicide appears to be the only logical thing to do.
I don't say that lightly as I've had these thoughts for several years.
Probably won't do it tonight, but I'm all out of options.
Best wishes

Agreed. In my experience, Adderall helps when being treated for ADHD. It's weird, sometimes I'm hesitant to take it because I know how powerful of a motivator it can be. Nearly feel like the upcoming sudden change in attitude is fake. Nonetheless, it helps

Get a hobby
Get good at that hobby
Impress people
Feels good man.

It always sucks to see posts like this because I know that feeling. I found an out and I really hope you do too. Have you tried psychedelics? Lysergi dot com sells rc psyches for easier access, but I really suggest you try to exhaust every possible option before taking your life. You only have one so why not try to turn it around?

lol do it

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My parents don't give a shit. Not seen/spoke to them since Christmas. I've never really been close with them. They just left me to get on with it. Never sat down at dinner table with them until I was like 18. They just complain at me without giving advice.
Don't have any friends either. Stopped talking to me years ago. So fuck 'em.
I don't have anyone and doubt I'll have anyone in my life if I keep on living.
So not too concerned about that.
Best wishes

Anyway, I'm heading to bed now.
Carrying on for now, but I'll likely make an attempt on my life in the coming weeks. Cut my wrist or something to see if I like the idea of it.
Best wishes

I'm new to Yea Forums so idk if this is OP but if it is, I am so sorry. It must feel awful to hsve parents that don't love you. But just try to remember that it's possible to pull your life around. Maybe find a nice girl, and have some kids with her that you can raise better then your parents did to you

Dont do it, vr and amazing tech is coming where you will be able to live the life you always wanted or find amazing wonders.
Vote Yang, we need you, yang needs you and the world needs you. Tech is coming friend.

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Really think This Over OP, even if your parents truly do not care about you. have you ever thought about Religion? maybe try going to your local Christian church sometime, talk to the pastor. if not, Get a Dog Or something.im sure there are better alternatives to ending your life. Best wishes friend.

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I used to be an alter boy, but came to the realisation that God is bullshit. "All those ancient religions were bullshit, but ours is totally legit."
So religion isn't really for me. Even Buddhism or whatever is kind of bullshit cos of the whole reincarnation thing. I've done meditation and Wim Hof for a few years, but don't really feel better.

I can barely look after myself, never mind a dog.
Best wishes.

Join the army get rained get out and be a mercenary know your existence was stronger than another must feel great

get really high on hippy gas and dont stop or also lock yourslef in deep freeze

don't cut your wrists
just shoot yourself
100% garanteed make you dissapear
You wont even feel what happened

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do you shower?

Generally I shower like once a week.
Had a shower today.
Best wishes.

If you don't stink try joining a modern board game group. Shit's based and you get social contact.

also I'm always amazed you fags can't figure out how to fucking kys yourselves and have to come to Yea Forums and whine about it.