Cats are disgusting

Cats are disgusting.
Why do people even get them?
All they do is eat, shit, piss, spread toxoplasmosis and tape worms.
They destroy environment much faster, than humans.
Cats are disgusting.

Parrots aren't disgusting. Get parrots

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have cats had parrots. parrots make a much bigger mess, harder to keep up after. smell worse. both can be great pets.

Parrots smell nice.

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Parrot
>Feathers can be vacuumed without effort
>Most of the mess is contained in the cage (nut shells, seeds, feathers, poop)
>Bird itself smells good, poop doesn't smell when fresh (it is a hint).
>Really cleans itself, loves bathing
>Poops straight under itself, no need to potty train, however it is possible
>Unironically wants to hang with owner.

Cat
>Fur is nearly impossible to remove, you need sticky tape roller
>Mess is everywhere, gross stuff like vomit and furball
>Shit and piss smells awful.
>Just spreads shit around
>Shits and pisses in litter box, while stepping in shit and spreading it all around the house, or even worse, shits somewhere behind toilet or other difficult to clean spaces, meanwhile filling house with smell of shit, which is like cigarette smell, you will never get rid of it. Needs to be trained to use fucking box.
>Doesn't want a fuck from owner, besides food and water

>toxoplasmosis
It doesn't exist retard.

Cats can make some ppl extremely happy, I dont understand it completely but I know for example my mum loves hers and they give her something. Just give them bell collars or keep them indoors or something

>dont understand it completely
Toxoplasmosis.

I trained him to poo on demand, and I make him poo in bucket or cage.
When he is not sitting on me, he has a nice perching area, with tray, which basically does the same thing, as cage.

>birds are a shitty pet.
No, they are not
>They live as long as a person
It is a good thing
>they will shit on you all the time,
Can be prevented in majority of cases
>and they will make all your guests nervous that their enormous beaks will take a chunk out of your face at the slightest sudden movement.
What? Don't make bird angry, and it won't bite.
>Seriously, no pet makes me as nervous as a big parrot. I just tense and freeze up like i'm hiding from a t-rex and hope the person gets the fucking thing off of me.
Lol, he's afraid of tiny lil 1 kilo bird.

>they will shit on you all the time
Hot.
I'm getting a parrot now. Will it try to fuck me?

Better than dogs. Dogs are so much worse.

>Most of the mess is contained in the cage (nut shells, seeds, feathers, poop)
Haha.
No.

Implying cats have even near the amount of intelligence than parrots do. Thanks for the laugh user.

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Don't forget all of the dander/dust birds generate if you keep them indoors, been there.

Well, in proximity to cage. Really
>Shells and seeds? They are only in cage, or in 20-30 cm from it.
>Feathers? They are everywhere, but they are more like a dust.
>Poop? On the shoulder, no problems here... Actually not, it depends on setup, but in general people put sheet under perching area and have designated shirt for collecting shit.

People with aids need to die anyhow for being degenerate drug abusing faggots.

Bird dust is good stuff, my friend dropped cocaine in favor of bird dust.

I tried, I blown up street transformer.

Why would anyone own a pet, that will shit on ya?

Sure, die you scum.

Cat are good at mice control, without them we would be full of pests.

>Can be prevented in majority of cases
How?

All bullshit

You are a faggot post your home address so I can shoot you irl

With bigger parrots it is relatively simple.
If you feel bird moving it ass in specific manner, you can quickly pick bird up and put over sheet of paper, or trash, and wait for it to poo.
Also, you can train bird to poo on command (what I did), which will allow you to purge bird once in 20 minutes, thus prevent accidents. Or you can train it to notify you somehow, but I kinda don't know how, but it is possible.

>moving its ass
With smaller birds it is much more difficult, since they tend to poo more frequently, and some of them don't even move anyhow.

To be honest, dealing with bird poop on clothes is not as disgusting, as dealing with cat boxes. Which might sound weird, I know.

parrots fuckin smell

Okay.
>Russia, Moscow, 3-ij Paveletskij proyezt, dom 7, korpus 2, kv 32

They smell nice.

And yeah, we would have nice party m8.

Yes, it is not fair.
Parrots can't be even compared with such low tier pet as cat

Cats are from africa.
Niggers are from africa too.
Niggers are bad, cats are bad too.

>Parrots aren't disgusting. Get parrots
Enjoy your shitted shoulder.
>pro-tip: It actually feels nice

i had one i loved her sm, but she stank even showerd her twice a week

i'm talking about the birds that have a beak that could easily tear your eye out like a macaw or a big cockawhatever.

How the fuck am I supposed to know what is going to make a bird angry? My dad had a small parrot that would try and bite the shit out of you if you even got close to it.

got it, if the parrots ass starts jiggling, yeet it across the room

Rule 0, unclefucker!

This will result in turd on floor, since their flight computer decided to reduce takeoff weight.

What kind of parrot she was?

You act like you know all about this when it's completely obvious that you've never owned one. You can train them to poop in their cage which isn't hard, they aren't retarded like cats and dogs.

>i'm talking about the birds that have a beak that could easily tear your eye out like a macaw or a big cockawhatever.
Yes, they can, but you have to be pretty retarded not to notice a fucking vicegrip in dangerous proximity to your eye.
They are more likely to bite nose though.
>How the fuck am I supposed to know what is going to make a bird angry?
Well, I don't know how, but I kinda can tell when bird is angry, pleased, or bored. Body language I guess
> My dad had a small parrot that would try and bite the shit out of you if you even got close to it.
Was it tame? If it wasn't tame, bird was just plain scared. Imagine being that small.

This, but unironically. For some reason it is much simplier to make bird, an animal which can't hold the needful for long, to shit in designated place, meanwhile cats, animals which can control their shitting mechanisms in same fashion as we do, are nearly impossible to train and you have to gamble every time you scoop da poop... Will cat shit next time in the box, or not.....

poor thing died at 1 bc we were too poor to buy her vaccines

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What sort of disease it had?
Thing is, stench in birds might indicate health problems.

Why all birdfags are into copro.

makes you think

Wow, cats eat. How despicable that a living thing eats

neo marxist jewish supremacist detected

this

This

That is not about input, but rather output. Even seagulls that eat literally trash, don't stink as bad, as cats.

Don't laugh, your mom had aids

This.

fuck off nigger. cats are awesome. i wish i were a fucking cat

THis

OP is nigger.

USGS Enciro-fag here... cats are incredibly important to human society. If you spent about 10mins assessing why, youd understand. Critical thimkning.

They are not. They only prove people never use their head

Novel about OP

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cats are literally one of the cleanest animals they have built in grooming tools such as the rigid spines on their tongue you absolutely mongoloid

>parrot
>live until they are fucking 80

They may be the better pet but almost nobody is suited to own one and be able to care for it. At least cats die sooner, and you don't have to pawn them off to people when you get tired of cleaning their mess.

Do cats wash themselves in water?

> At least cats die sooner, and you don't have to pawn them off to people when you get tired of cleaning their mess.
First of all, different species have different lifespan. Cockatiels and lovebirds live about 10-15.
Nobody forces you to buy a macaw which would outlive you. (tbw, nobody forces you to buy anything).
Also you can get an adult rescued bird, which is easy mode, since adult bird is probably used to humans, and you won't need reading confusing self-contrary guides and shit on taming.
>They may be the better pet but almost nobody is suited to own one and be able to care for it.
Well, why?

I thought it required no potty training? as you said.

There are two... No, three ways.
>1. Do nothing
Pros: You do nothing
Cons: You might need a shower and clothes washed. Some people do exactly this, thus people get wrong image about birdfags ()
>2. Monitor bird, and move it somewhere else, when you see it moving ass like it is ready to shit
Pros: No training required
Cons: You have to keep eye on bird, otherwise, you would need clothes washed.
>3. Make bird shit on demand.
Pros: You need only to track time
Cons: You would need to train bird.

Kek

/thead.

Get sex OP

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