Getting a BJ tonight what are you going to be doing Yea Forums ?

How you enjoying being sad and alone with my girlfriend faggot?

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I'm sorry can you use an actual sentence

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Hopefully either programming, h4xx0ring, or writing for my blog. Realistically I'll probably waste the entire time on Yea Forums just like I did with the last five hours.

I'm gonna get high and jack off! You are a faggot like Bob Saget!

You honestly think anyone envies you with that fat, ugly hambeast of a girlfriend?

> programming
oh hey that's pretty cool what langu-
> h4xx0ring
oh. you're 12

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I'm actually 30, but mentally I'm 12, so you're pretty close to being right.

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as long as we agree that markup languages aren't programming then we're good

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You look like a fat Mr Beast.

Agreed, except for TeX and possible troff due to Turing-completeness.

She looks like she can't deep throat but im guessing that isnt an issue for you

One day you kids will mature and realize that a person can change. I think until you have the mentality appearance doesn't matter enjoy being alone and sad jacking off to women you will never have a chance with because of how you yourself look.

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I think until you have the mentality that sticking your dick in things isn't the highest goal in life enjoy being codependent and never knowing the freedom you will never have a chance at because your life revolves fucking fat ugly women.

is she crazy though

>chase a check, uh, never chase a bih
kike/nigger rhetoric

KEK implying this overweight cuck gets anything at all besides McDonald's

How much are you paying?

It's not that hard if your standards are really low and you have no self-respect.

Having sex for the sake of procreation
Work, study, and probably just the surf the web and stick around here.

study a little bit, not that I have a choice between that and sex because...

I didnt know gerbils could breed with pigs.

Neat.

Getting a bj tonight.. yeah.. from a dude.

how many good boy points did you have to save up for that? I saw you eating tendies last night so you must really be splurging this week

Hey if thats your thing, you rock on and do your thing bud
Roleplay, teacher student perhaps?

Are you in a wheelchair, OP? It always seems like it.

dude! you're getting it on with your mom?

I remember when you had long hair and a long beard. I called you fat jesus

Is that your sister or transgender brother?

Going to the gym and watching game 1 of the NBA Western Finals. Blazers in 6.

Yeah I'm not a beta fuck loser like you insecure pussies.