>be me hkv >use snapchat filter to make me look like a girl >pic related >make catfish profile on tinder to fuck with thirsty dudes/ lesbos >get 50+ likes instantly >reveal my ruse to the people after a little while of talking >most upset some shoot the shit with me and enjoy the stories i set up >suddenly a hot milf matches with me >she leads with nice filter >abort ruse and reveal my hand cuz she fine and there's a non-zero chance that she'll stick around >she asks what I look like and I send pic >she sticks around because I was honest tho I'm not her type she's lesbo >that'shot.mp3 >shoot the shit with her and we have fun >says she's moving soon, so she doesn't wanna date only hookup >Hell yeah brother >sends me a nude and says come over >It's finally happening >tell her I'm a hkv so I may suck, but I'll do whatever she wants >she says I should keep my virginity and unmatched
So I'm sitting here rock hard and sad. anybody wanna give me some J.O. material?
PROTIP: Never bring up sucking, being bad, or any problems aside from health related ones, when talking about a hookup. Do Bring Up: STDs, Protection, When, Where, What they want to do. Don't Bring Up: Virginity Status, Transportation/Financial issues, Time issues, Etc.
Bring Up shit that effects them. Don't bring up shit that effects you. If it sucks for her, it's on her. She wanted the hookup. Bad Lays happen. Same way sucks for you if you've got work in the morning or are a Virgin. Either plan for it, or deal with it, or don't even think about making a hookup.
fucking faggot why would you say that?? you just hope she never finds out and fuck her and that's it. no wonder you're hkv man up and stick your dick somewhere, it's nature itself fucking pussy. get a grip for fuck's sake.
So I have 13 matched with and 25+ likes. the ones I matched with I strike up conversation and get my humor across, but they just stop replying after a while. The 25+ might be in the next state over because I go to my grandma's a lot
Ok, understood. Your problem is a lack of game. Your profile gets them interested -- maybe you're decent looking, maybe something in your bio gets their attention, whatever -- and then after the pull the curtain back and it's you talking to them, they lose interest because you aren't living up to the way you sold yourself.
Either find a way to be that guy better, or make a more honest profile to attract people who will like you for you.
Good luck to you sir. Don't go for hookup anymore. You're too late. Go for serious dating if you want someone to take you seriously. And like mentioned earlier in this thread, never mention you're a hkv.
Sebastian Perry
op, sounds like an interesting situation
serious barely related question: how can you make a fake tinder profile without having a fb account wiht it? how can you do it without being flagged for fake?
Nolan Cruz
Gets nude pic, gets to stay home eating tendies instead of going out
*Posts normie endgame avengers hulk me me*
Hudson Brown
>she says I should keep my virginity and unmatched fuck women Are they retarded? Someone took their virginity, yet they are such ungrateful cunts that they can't take the time to take a dude's virginity.
I meant bumble, but I use phone number instead. I have a smart watch that has its own number
Asher Rogers
Yeah, if a girl sucks that's fine, she can just lay there. If a guy sucks then the sex in general sucks. So why waste the time when she could get a good hook-up?
Daniel Brooks
Has any former incel here actually had any success with internet dating? Parents suggest I should do this but I feel it would be a waste of time/money... who goes shopping for desserts and chooses the warm, surly and overstuffed trash bag full of pudding?
Jason Garcia
I can still see you mustache in pic. Also send her nude.
