How do I turn this lame ass conversation around?

How do I turn this lame ass conversation around?

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Tell her to come make it with you, fgt

Ask her to go out to eat with you dumbass

either of these you idiot

I'm in a poorfsg dorm and got no kitchen tho

Ask her if she's down to just chill tonight. Go for a stroll, maybe go in a bar, maybe fuck her till she's broken

You have to inspire moisture in her with your words. Just picture her becoming moist as you type your texts.
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virgin

i am not, ask your mom for confirmation

> Go to university
> Don't have money

This is the stupidest shit. I'm sure you have $20 to spend on a date you 18 y/o Jewish Jagger Hound. Don't be a cheap gook.

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It's 3am tho
now she's asking if I have class tomorrow and how she's drug asf, what do

Well if she asks whether or not you have class and that she’s hammered and possibly on drugs.. get the fucking hint already?
Ask her to come chill at your dorm you fucking autistic retard

Tell her to come sleep it off at yours dum dum

ask her what drug and if she has more of it

drunk**
I legit only ever spoke to her in person twice tho pls don't bully me
I do have addwral and rivotril tho

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Tell her youll buy her taco bell but only if she shits all that alcohol and taco bell on your cock.

Ask her over and order pizza then fuck her brains out.
Fool!

Skip your class and fuck the shit outta her
Who cares if you talked to her twice

I fucking got 3 chicks after me at a job i worked years ago and 1 out of them was very agressive and proactive about having my dick as her own territory

Go and fucking hit that poon, gayboi

All right, let's make her think she's interesting. Tell her you will fall asleep, that she's the only reason you're actually still awake. Wait for answer to move on

Doesn't matter cockcheese, if you didn't act like a sperg irl it's fine. Just phrase it like a joke or something while asking her.

You are an uncharismatic aspie

> You are an uncharismatic aspie

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very constructive, I understand what I did wrong now

Man I haven't slept in. Days and I don't even emmeber how much benzos and Ritalin I'm on give me a break

>. Tell her you will fall asleep, that she's the only reason you're actually still awake.
Can you rephrase this please

let dubs decides

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Dubs wills it, do your best faggots

Just tell her you decided you're making spaghetti later and she should drop by to have some.

are you into sniffing ass?

It's 4am tho

tell her you wanna see her now

Tell her to come over and suck your dick you turbo virgin

Obtain food in some manner and bring it to her, near where she is and where her class is.
Be yourself, best case you get payed worse case you get friend zoned. But get out of this shit convo asap.

Lets see the convo so far

ayy bby want sum fuk?