My friend from India is coming to America for the first time. What does he need to know?

My friend from India is coming to America for the first time. What does he need to know?

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Don't shit in the street, unless he's in California.

Stay away from black neighborhoods

Why? He could pass for black if he gets rid of his accent.

The difference between cigarette brands and how to turn on a gas pump mostly.

- rape is not ok
- killing women after raping even less so
- they are not as good at programming as they think, so he should not tell people he is a senior developer
- smelling like an indian restaurant is not impressive for westerners

other than that, all smooth.

That he looks like Will Smith

That he has to use a fucking toilet and not to rape anyone

Just because he comes from a shit-home country, it doesn’t mean he deserves to get everything for free. Also, women actually have rights in the US. Sort of.

He needs to know that this thread is bait.

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>What does he need to know?

How she can slap

He needs to know ur gonna suck him off u dirty homo shit pusher

Moar liek how can crowd beat and stomp, amirite?

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White Americans are stupid faggots and just fuck and marry their women and get a green card.

Bobs and vagene

He has to watch all 3 of the Shrek movies then jack off to american porn then he becomes an American citizen

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lol, don't get angry, we will invade US and slowly we will capture your institute specially non IT ( IT sector is a done deal google ceo and microsoft ceo are indians )and then marry your women and destroy your civilization

This, lmao.
Smallest penis size in the WORLD, and cheapest labor in an industry dominated by those who created it. 10/10 attempt, m8.

>>You have something we want, so you better look out or we're gonna come steal it
>>Ooga-booga logic
Sub-human confirmed.