My friend from India is coming to America for the first time. What does he need to know?

My friend from India is coming to America for the first time. What does he need to know?

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Don't shit in the street, unless he's in California.

Stay away from black neighborhoods

Why? He could pass for black if he gets rid of his accent.

The difference between cigarette brands and how to turn on a gas pump mostly.

- rape is not ok
- killing women after raping even less so
- they are not as good at programming as they think, so he should not tell people he is a senior developer
- smelling like an indian restaurant is not impressive for westerners

other than that, all smooth.

That he looks like Will Smith

That he has to use a fucking toilet and not to rape anyone

Just because he comes from a shit-home country, it doesn’t mean he deserves to get everything for free. Also, women actually have rights in the US. Sort of.

He needs to know that this thread is bait.

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