REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Fake and gay

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im sick of banging random slags, its destroying my confidence. i'd happily welcom a nice GF

damn ty man

if only there was a god..

Seems unlikely

Yeah right

Here goes. My wife's gonna be pissed if this works out for me.

I'll bite

Bumping

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Worth a shot right bros

Ha! Like any girl wants my ugly ass.

no

Yes

I'm married but cool. I hope she's hot and barely legal.

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But i don't want no girlfriend just to bitch and moan at me

fuckin' attention whoring incels. just craving those (you)s. fuck outta here.

fake

Doomed now bruh

here i go

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Lol bullshit

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:-P

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that will actually happen to me xd

If dubs the whole thread is canceled out and nobody gets a gf

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i am desperate

I wonder, what's the story behind this pic?
I've seen it many times before but never gave it any doubt

Better happen

It's tomorrow! Wh er is my G rlfr nd

What do I have to lose?

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plis

probably going on a date tomorrow bois

k

Meaty puss

doubt

I will if I get dubs

c-c-c-combobreaker

Im good but thank

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Yea, but she'll just die of Knee Cancer.

doubt it but k

I Can't wait for the right one

bruh

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Bruh

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ok

ill be dead by tomorrow but fuck it

I already have one let's go for two!

pls i want gf

Good one she rejected me

Ok

can i double up or do they cancel each other out ?

It can't get any worse so fuck it

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yes please

why not

Moar

Ok

might as well

Shut up incel

If i already have a girlfriend does that mean i get 2

i hope so

K

As long as it's not one from my job

noice

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At least I ain’t a nigger

Gimme da puss

new job tomorrow, who knows

just fucking kill me friend

Damn does are a nice pair of tits

I WANT A CUTE GF

Fuck it

meh

Need

Pray

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I'm in the middle of nowhere so let's see how will that work out

Check em

Please grant me an adorable Latina girlfriend that loves and adores me like no other. One that is compatible with me, digs horror movies, and enjoys getting her asshole tongued. Bless you, Amen.

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I fucking wish, but i haven't met anyone new in a long time, so doubt it.

Wishful thinking but, fuck it, I've got nothing to lose

Why the fuck not

ooh, 3 trips, maybe this isn't bs after all.

I don't want a gf, I just want somethin with a vagina and tits that I could bang without getting emotionally attach.

implying I leave the house tomorrow

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Give me a girl friend OP..

Worth a shot

bet

Lets try

Fake and gay, but might work, so who gives a fuck

okkkk

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i suppose

Might as well

If you say so.

OP is a faggot

what do i have to loose

Why not What do I have to lose

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Ah well

I hope a nigger break your kneecaps. I will sacrifice a chicken to please the great nigger Baron Samedi so he will grant me the wish to break your kneecaps. You are lower than a fucking reddit fag. Hope your dog gets raped by a furry.

[X] doubt

.

ok

yeet

probably not but w/e

but I like being financially stable

reply

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bump

lets see

Please

Shieeet

My ass is killing me

I want my ex back

Ok

Alright OP.

Fuck it dudes

no

Who is she? Why am I the only one to seem to notice this has been posted numerous of times?

p l e a s e

I trustinda dubs

just prove to me that I can do it god, thats all I ask.

Too late

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Meh whatever

lies.

Yeah right

O

I wish dude

Zagadat

Nigga

Not losing anything, so why not

Please god.

Poggers

So why not

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Never ever fuck me

im so lonely

desperate enough to try this..
God, send one to Amsterdam!

I've never posted a comment on here before, but I have nothing to lose, much like others

haha yeah man

Fake and gay, but also Czech.

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Hell, what more do I have to lose at this point

nothing to lose boys

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zigzag

just want a fuck buddy

...

GIBS

YES PLEASE OMG I FUCKING BEG YOU

...

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
Copy to your browser... EZ...NO-RULES, no yannies
GO GO GO
MSG_ID: 332ldyrc9
CAN YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHY YOU'RE NOT HERE YOU SILLY MOTHER FUCKER
DONT READ KIKE
COPY THAT SHIT TO YOUR FUCKING BROWSER
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX

Bump

lol k

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
Copy to your browser... EZ...NO-RULES, no yannies
GO GO GO
MSG_ID: nj4s2whzad
CAN YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHY YOU'RE NOT HERE YOU SILLY MOTHER FUCKER
DONT READ KIKE
COPY THAT SHIT TO YOUR FUCKING BROWSER
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX

Might as well

Yolo

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
Copy to your browser... EZ...NO-RULES, no yannies
GO GO GO
MSG_ID: 5uzhfhri2d
CAN YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHY YOU'RE NOT HERE YOU SILLY MOTHER FUCKER
DONT READ KIKE
COPY THAT SHIT TO YOUR FUCKING BROWSER
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX

...

I got nothing to lose at this point

ok

I don't want a girlfriend. My virginity will be forever protected.

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Checked

ok OP hope my dream girl will visit me tommorow somehow and we finally get together

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is this true ? i hope it is

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Fuck it

Fuck it why not

>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

I ain't leave my house tomorrow.

*crosses fingers*
please let her have a feminine penis.

I want to die

The day ill find a girl ill quit browsing this horrible website

I require outdoorsy gf

Challenge accepted

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i doubt that. nigger

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Lmao

That girl op posted looks cute af, who is she?

i find this offensive

Sendin it

I've got nothing to lose

Might as well

Zsa

nothing to loose i guess

I hate niggers~ :D

This better fuckin work

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Please god

That's not how this works.

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This better work

Why not

Yes please

Sure why not

roll

Op is a faggot, prove me wrong

this is fake. and i will prove it wrong. will return tomorrow

or forget and dont show up

bean

:3c

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Worth a shot

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badabap pap pap

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llll

LETS FUCIKING GO BOYS!!! WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE; WHO WANTS DO DIE OF OLD AGE IF THERE IS NONE IN OUR LIFE!!?!?!?!? LETS AIM FOR THE STARS!!

Ur all retarded

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Fake news

As if

Why not

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please

I DON'T WANT TO BECOME A VIRGIN WIZARD

Yes

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God wills it.

I wish

i fucking hate you OP

>dubs
okay I guess I'll give it a shot. was planning on asking someone out anyways

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im ready

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Leleile

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Perhaps

Oh gid please give me one

K

W

roll

ok here goes

Aight.

Given context genuinely might fucking work lol

gay

me want gf

roll

And then he asked me what I thought of it and I said well if you shove it up a wasp's ass you'll probably get stung.

asjdfhaksdjfhaksjdfh

hopefully lmao

Fucking bet

ROLL

please

I don't believe this but okay

I don't know with what magic, but I wish.

got damn son

i cant wait to be loved

meh

Posting in a random threat wont helping. Going out in public will.... dumb fags

Gimme

hope so, doubt it

I'll pray for us anons

Well, it's worth a shot. Come on, God, give me at least ONE win this week.

no

doubt

xd

Fortnite.exe has stopped breathing.

Not taking any chances.

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Yes

Got nothing to lose

hell yeah!

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Please, it's 11:30pm here

There's no guarantee, but fuck it.

Tomatoe.

I have a wife. She's retarded. Why would I want another dumb cunt in my life aggravating me?

We’ll see

Why not

fuck off nerd

why marry a retarded wife?

Lads, do I still count as an incel if I got laid throughout high school but haven't so much as touched a tit since then? Is it still involuntary celibacy if I just can't get laid ANYMORE?

You liar

Unlikely to work but i need a reason to wake up tomorrow

I'm desperate

Fuck it

Bait but fuck it

plz no. the girlfriend my wife chose for me is enough. i dont need another one really.

How? I probably wont leave my house.

Lets go

Plz

Let's see if Yea Forums can work it's magic for this many wizards

ohgodohfuck

Ok

Dubs for luck

Nice.

Already have one but I’d like an upgrade

Kanye

Do I get to choose?

H0PE

dubs

K

Can I please have my old girlfriend back??

Fuck it might as well try

bolony

lets see homie

Fuk me in da ass jimmy

Its Wednesday my dudes

k fag

I could always use a second one

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Fucking bet you coondog, dueuhsufjehsurjjsufjejisjrkes

eh

I´m 20, no girlfriend yet.... actually ever, and this is a desperate call for help in my lonliness

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might as well

I don't want one.

Sadness

Ok

BS...

if all goes well

I need LOOOOOOVVEEE!!!!!!

You don't have two hands?

is that so???
please im desperate i just want someone to cuddle with and fuk

Yeah hello, im here for the pussy

Nigger

Right on

Why the hell note bro

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we'll see

I don't know how to react to this seems so farfetched the idea of someone loving me ...

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