Hey help me kill myself dont have access to guns is there something like suicide tea or anything also not trying to...

Use 8 Castor beans or 70grams of hemlock. Scale up according to body weight and likelihood of death

Yea that shit works for you i guess everytime i see myself i want to to it sooner

>im the only one in pain

what troubles you user? care to share?

Bro. Post the live stream link. If we cant watch it why would we care

Paracetamol will leave me retarded(pills now a days) rather of hemlock like the other user said and besides paracetamol doesnt get you high like some pills

The fact that you care about others well being, even in suicide, shows that you have some kind of humanity.
It doesn't feel like its true now user, but think it out properly before you go ahead with it. It might just be the dumbest thing you'll ever do.

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yeah you could step in front of a train.. it won't stop and you will be splattered everywhere.. no one else will be hurt, except maybe the driver might be traumatized lol

you could jump off a tall bridge / overpass or building. or cut deep into your wrists in a warm bath.. take some aspirin & alcohol too .. bleeding out isn't as quick but it's not too painful.

poisoning yourself will be very excruciating and take a long time, and may just turn you into a vegetable instead of killing you. if you're serious you don't want to half ass it, as you can make your situation a lot worse / more painful lol

just said paracetamol because its easy to get
if you can get better stuff then go for it, of course

but you should tell us whats up

All these fucking newfags. Give us a means of watching you kill yourself or fuck off

Thanks yea i found the only hemlock plant in my area i was suprised they are kind of rare to find idk do people whack them because safety? Is 1 enough. Where can one get castor beans should i just order them?

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Listen to the God that Eminem is.

Coward, Suicide will always be the easy way out.

>shows that you have some kind of humanity

wtf are you talking about? people are not evil just because they want to die

Tried it 3 times already but i failed "im really not sure how ffs i just woke up" but ever since then i always wanted to do it again till i finally succede. P.s yea it was exit bag the fucking nozzle broke..

>should i just order them

sure

but by the time it arrives you already will have forgotten about all this

You will be suprised how hard it is to kill yourself lol i give props to the folk who actually did it

Ordering is fine, but I'd go with hemlock tbh. It's faster and by far less painful. You'll need more of it than castor beans though. The plant contains 1,5-2% poison which kills at about 1g. Assuming you are of average weigth, around 70g of the plant would kill an adult.
So I'd make a smoothie from at least 100g plant Material and chug it.

>3 times

C'mon. 3 times?
You're not really trying.

there we go again

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Nope cant top the dumbest shit i did lol suicide would be a blessing probably

If it was the easy way out, he wouldn't have made this post.

and no i wouldnt

dr kevorkian over here

Does it matter help a man out

Thats kind of what im thinking lol i tought id sure be dead tho the last time

strap a backpack full of rocks on and jump off a bridge?

You are the worst type of person

This if you have the money on hand to order what you need. Pretty much one of the easiest ways to kill yourself.

No anybody can pick up a handgun and pull the trigger, point is youre escaping from something or someone and that is what cowards do. It doesn't matter how extreme you take your last seconds on this planet. You are escaping because you're a coward.

it matters because we will speak for you

There are so many. I can't believe you tards. I mean u are just attention seeking. I had a friend kill himself. Nobody knew he was sad, he just up and did it. No signs or warnings. He hung himself left a not that bassically said he didn't know why he wanted to die. It was just a "urge to do it like most people breath"

Used rope and a joist.

Drink an entire gallon of milk in less than 3 minutes. Worked for me when I killed myself.

>I mean u are just attention seeking

no one is seeking attention. there is no personal glory here

Op here im a firm beliver that everyone has a right to die its my life so why shouldnt i kill myself i can choose life or death and why do people not support think of yourself in my shoes you would want someone to help you

c'mon greentext it

you will feel better

if you still want to do it after, then so be it

See the right to die i been feeling this way all my life and it never got better i just want peace like i felt when everything was turning black

Yet here u are gaining attention. You want to die?

I bet you have poison under your sink

I bet you got gasoline in your she'd

I bet you have access to a gun

I bet you got snakes where you live
Tall objects
Inert gas
Professional killers for hire
Poisonous plants in your yard
Bodies of water
Fast moving vehicles
Sharp objects
Electricity
Live near niggers

I could keep going

Either do it or don't but stop begging for attention you fucking coward.

yes everyone has the right to die, but that can't be your purpose in life

how old are you OP?

Don't do it nigga.

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OP maybe you can help me understand this, I've always wondered.

Why the fuck are people who wanna kill themselves, so afraid of pain?

if your doing it right , your gonna be dead anyway , who gives a fuck about the last 1-2 minutes / seconds of your life , end result is still the same.

As per advice.....do some research on how to hang yourself? go out into the woods , bring rope , noose , say good bye , bonus points for shoving something up your ass before you go?

>brain dead because of the shit i did when i was young cant feel happy,love tried it but i didnt feel shit towards the person im just an empty shell that noone would want to be around because im boring and cant find fun in anything

Are you retarded?

Unless he's in a room filled with helium it'll top working the second he falls unconscious and starts auto breathing

Looked it up further.
Lethal Dose of coniine for rodents is evidently at max 24mg per kg body weight. So if you weight 75kg, you'd need 1,8g of coniine, which is more than stated before. 1,8g/1,5%=120g plant material needed at the very least

Its about the pain i felt my whole life cant find happiness or anything and belive me i tried everything from love to drugs and nothing. And why would i want to be in pain my last few minutes into peace

True tried it with CO2 its nice wish i could go back right when i woke up i wanted to make sure id die but the nozzle broke

>cant feel happy,love tried it but i didnt feel shit towards the person im just an empty shell that noone would want to be around because im boring and cant find fun in anything

This all of us one time or another.

What did you do when your were young that was so bad?

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Forget about toxic shit.

If he doesn't die from it he will be in eve more pain, and unable to kill himself properly.

I been hearing and seeing shit for the past 6 years i cant connect with anyone because my idiot brain always decides to fuck up something which i dont understand.

Jump off something, make it high

How am i gaining attention by trying to kill myself if i want to be away from everything you numb. Ofc that attention will bring me alot after im gone lol. You live under a rock or something?

things will change user. they always do

you just have to take a different step somewere

have you ever called one of these help numbers before?

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i like the backpack full of rocks, hang out on a bridge with deep water, and then drink drink drink until you have the courage to jump in.

He asked for a toxic tea, not a rope or something. Who am I to judge his wish.
Just making sure he calculates his deadly dose correctly

When will it change i been waiting and all it gets is worse and worse

Yea not all about the toxic tea but its prefered thanks user atleast some understand

How do you die from it ? You suffocate?

Hey where's the live stream link?

You sound like me

Hanging is painless, I've almost died to it but was 'saved'- costing me my good eyesight.

There's a resource somewhere out there but I can tell you that you have to learn how to tie a noose that tightens under pressure (for your neck); one that doesn't (for the place where you'll suspend from); proper placement of the noose (at the nape of your neck); and a piece of cloth to put in the space between your throat and the rope as to not make it rub directly on your skin.

And a high enough chair of course.

I can post it in a few days but i need to get everything ready

It will paralyze you, feet first until it reaches your respiratory system. Then you suffocate. It may cause drooling, seizures, blindness or similar effects of paralysis in the meantime though

Lol how hard can It really be to kill yourself, you could do it so easily, makes me think that youre not actually ready to commit.

You cant wait. You might have to do something. Calling that number i sent you might be a way.

Or else do what I did. When I was 22 i put my clothes in a bag and just left home. I had like 500 bucks. I reset my life. Its like a new hand of cards.

Ill call it tomorow and ill see what is it about?

Cool

>in a few days

Oh fuck off faggot

>suicide tea
Kek
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Don't dude

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is helping a person kill themselves even legal?
all your ip address's are being recorded and if OP kills himself you will be on a manslaughter charge.
you have been warned.

Not true, my Liberal overlords and fellow Twitter SJWs have assured me that you have easy and direct access to guns

Unless you've contacted law enforcement ro report credible danger this person is representing you're an accomplice to this

Why isn't there a pic like that with him flashing blood

Get me a gun in this coumtry and you can watch me personaly

How will anyone know lol

Which country ?

OP won't deliver lad, he is a fag, if he wanted to do it who would have done it already.
I was there in the same place many times, now i can be glad i did not because you never know what might come later.
Over thinking makes you step back from doing it.
Why the rush? You will die later anyway and this pain and frustration is merely a feel and in reality it's nothing. Once you realize that you will change about it.

Europe my dud

>Which country ?
>Europe

Fucking moron.

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My nigga, same here but at 21. Left with nothing but a sleeping bag, tarp and my dog.

Hemlock stems are called kex so keks so that means do it faggot

Where in Europe ?