Secrets bread! share 'm

I used to be a camwhore when I was

They can't really do it anywhere else and I don't mind

little brother is a bedwetter and I occasionally take a diaper to use personally

Wicked bad tftg hentai addiction literally no one can EVER know about

That’s fucked

I occasionnally search my daughter's phone to get nudes (I have some), hide cameras in the shower, etc

Nice larp faggot

tits or gtfo

hey look a incestuous pedophile nice

I started when I was nine so yeah, I agree

Lol, larping much?

my biggest secret is kinda lame, does that make me a loser?

tell us user or greentext please

How old are they?

ive shared some slut I used to fucks nudes and stories about her on here for years and she has no idea

good for you, sluts deserve to be shared

12 & 10

exactly, would always degrade the slut and shed come running back for more every weekend

Ew

I joined a nudist bike ride when I was 10. I'm pretty sure it was some dumbass protest or some shit but I was curious about nudity...and I was sorta daring at that age, so you know. Hundreds of people saw if not more, and a lot were taking pictures

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

I have my sister's nudes and I've jerked off to her probably like 500+ times.

Pics!

Prove it

Let's see them

His daughter could be, like, 20. It's 2019, after all. Nobody can afford to move out

Lmao

You keep thinking that.

Nope. Although there are times I feel bad about it all.

They aren't shy about letting me see them either, which is nice. They have awesome bodies.

Pics or it didn't happen

I started making amateur porn when I was 16 instead of waiting to be 18. Now all my online friends think I’m 23 when I’m really 21. Don’t regret or feel guilty about it.

I'll take a link to your first shoot

I've got an average penis

MODS !!!!! excessive pedoLARPing !!!

R U M OR F

No u

It’s all gone now cuz I used to just post publicly on tumblr like a dumb slut. I never made money from it. Just liked sharing.

bruh moment when pedos still on Yea Forums in 2019

still want to see lad

Took a shit in front of the principal's office.
Never got caught.

One regret, tho: it was a half-assed shit, not my usual arm-long log.

Let me tell you a secret, fam.
You're massively gay.

god fucking damn it

no shit

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I'm a virgin faggot that fantasizes about getting raped.

wack

I want to get my friend to fuck my girlfriend. He has a massive dick and I want to see my GF get destroyed by it.

I have a good friend that I was drinking with one day who let it slip that he had accessed his teen daughters cloud and found a lot of nude selfies of her. He said he had downloaded them and had them on his phone. After a few more drinks I talked him into letting me see them and sure enough there was her hot little ass and pussy and tits and everything. I tried to get them to send them to me but he wouldn't. And once sober, I couldn't talk him into letting me see them again. Now I'm thinking about threatening to turn him into the cops if he doesn't send them to me. She's a very well-developed 14 year old.

took advantage of my step daughters friend last weekend when they came back home drunk after a graduation party.

Do u think he could make her cry?

I am helplessly obsessed with girl farting and pooping porn and pretty much can’t get off to anything else

I have been fucking a married chick for years. The sex we have is insane. She is a filthy girl in all the good ways. We stop once in a while and try to forget each other but we always end up in a bed somewhere and saying we really shouldn't and then go again. We're slowly working our way to each other again now.

Probably not. I just want to see her pleasured by a massive cock. Not in pain and crying.

Pic? She ever been posted here?

tf is wrong with you

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You're a cuck. You want to see her pleasured in a way you can't. Handled properly, you can have a lasting and satisfying relationship with her watching her get pleasured by other men.

I'm a candaulist. I enjoy watching my wife get used and abused by other big cocks. Her humiliation and pain is my pleasure. I might be a touch sadist as well.

Pedo

Fair enough. Would u let him cum in her?

If there's no risk of kids yes. He's also black. I played varsity football with him.

Same lol

My car inspection sticker expired in February. I waited until April to get it inspected just so I could have a 4 20 sticker. Looooove the weed!

pics?

I have a foot fetish that I'm ashamed of having.

What you're thinking of doing is sexual extortion. That's a pretty big crime that can land you jail for many years as well as ruin your reputation. Good luck.

Honestly I'd love to share some but can't for obvious reasons

I'm obsessed with taking creepshots. I love the riskiness of it, the vulnerability of the women, and how taboo it is. I do it of my wife, friends' wives, and complete strangers. I've done it for years.

Pic related.

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I broke all my vows. I scandalized my child. I took another man's name and did nothing with it.

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I was taking a nap with my gf but i was dreaming about fucking her younger sister(who is 18) and i woke up hard, i fucked my gf but could only think about her sister, what should i do, her sister is stuck in my mind

Ex gf, has been going out drinking and smoking weed a lot since we broke up.

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You posted that last time. Wtf are you trying to get at?

Are you Traci Lords?

guy, so is he

Ok i lied she is 16

Sometimes I feel like I don't exist. Not really. Not in any meaningful way. I drink water. I breathe air. I walk to work and people smile at me like they're supposed to and I smile at me. But it doesn't mean anything. My parents love me, or say they do, and maybe that's true, as far as they know. But the other relationships in my life are perfunctory and superficial. I lack, to be short, a self.

My gay friend works at this shop that has these PHENOMENAL donuts. He said he'd give me some for free if I gave him a tugjob. I agreed and the donuts were just as delicious as I hoped. But now he's demanding I pay up and I don't know how to keep stalling, especially since he's threatening to tell his boss.

Traci was 15 when she started (used to have her first movie, but got worried about being vanned and ditched it). She's 51 now.

For well over a year I have slept in restraints almost every night. Not always the entire set but at least some combination of them.

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Every night I try and make my wife wet the bed, but I never can get her to.

>But now he's demanding I pay up

This is the real reason why gays are fucking gay.
They are fucking liars, especially when it comes at common sense.

>I have slept in restrooms

ew

When I got married when wife was quite a bit younger than me. She was 18, I guess, and I was quite a bit older. was kind of raggedy and wild. And she was very beautiful, you know...And together we turned everything into a kind of adventure. And she liked that. Just an ordinary trip down to the grocery store was full of adventure. We were always laughing at stupid things. I liked to make her laugh, and we didn't much care for anything else because all we wanted to do was be with each other. We were always together. And I loved her more than I ever felt possible. I couldn't stand being away from her during the day when I went to work. So I'd quit, just to be home with her. Then I'd get another job when the money ran out, and then I'd quit again. But pretty soon, she started to worry. Money, I guess. Not having enough. Not knowing when the next check was coming in. So I started to get kind of torn inside. I knew I had to work to support her, but I couldn't stand being away from her either. And the more I was away from her, the crazier I got, except now, I got really crazy. I started imagining all kinds of things. I started thinking that she was seeing other men on the sly. I'c come home from work and accuse her of spending the day with somebody else. I'd yell at her and break things in the trailer. She ran away from me, and I don't know where she went and I don't know how to get her back or if she'd want me.

what if you have to take an urgent shit?

man, it happens. sometimes I wake up at 3am and run to the bathroom and birth a pretty large log

restraints ...

always go before bed, or try to. I do wear protection but don't think I've ever used it for that.

My first intro to porn was scrolling lolibooru on my dsi when I was a young bitch and imagining myself as the kid. Now I can only get off from rape,gore, and murder fantasies and I’m worried I actually will need therapy to enjoy real sex.

i chose to hand out hands that covered is pancakes i once thought i ate then remembered i ate

Why did you do that?

because promptly out the wind wand wers. boy was i slackin

*derp derp* Hello, cops? I have noodz of my 14 yr old daughter and there's this guy threatening to tell y'all if I don't send them to him. *derp derp*

I'm not sure who the bigger dumbass is. You with pulling sexual extortion out of your ass or this faggot willing to destroy a friendship over some pedo pics of his Buddy's daughter.

my girlfriend is pregnant from another guy. We have an open relation because of the distance (I'm in Europe, she's in Asia) and abortion isn't legal in her country. I can't leave her but don't want to be a parent to that kid either

how did u meet her?

Could you explain that in more accessible language?

Wouldn't dare, husband already found out once. He'd legit shoot me if he's on here.

im awk with thremble concern. shodits mzalm. does it stay trusty?

how'd he find out?

We have always hung around the same people but never really connected. That changed one night over shots ot tequila ( because it always starts with fucking tequila ). That led to a movie night and before we both knew we were fucking all night. Never felt a better rush and still feel it every time.

I ran into people today from my life before I ran far from home and started over. The legal guardians of a little girl and the little girl. I recognized the guardians but didn't know the girl. Long story short, she had cancer and was on her way home now that its in remission. Her mom is in prison for... I don't even know how much longer for drugs. And the little girl might be my daughter by incest. But im literally the only one who knows that detail.
Lots of strange and uncomfortable feelings right now.

I think she started to feel guilty and it started showing, he made her crack one night. He never spoke to me about it, but i know he knows. But fast forward 3 months and it started again. Even though we were still pissed off at each other, it just keeps getting more insane.

You sure as fuck can leave her, and you better unless you're ready to ruin your life with kids that aren't yours. Or fly her to a country she can get an abortion.

leave her you idiot a child can ruin your life if you are not prepared for it

I want to rape my 14 year old sister repeatedly

And i want Mcdonald's right now, but we both now we shouldn't. Get help.

do it you faggot

I mostly browse 'pics you shouldn't share' threads in the hopes that someone will upload pics of my exes.

My wife did that a while back; but it gave me a free pass. I've slept with two of her friends (still do with one of them) and she does nothing to stop it. Still sleep with my wife sometimes, but mostly with her "BFF" (she doesn't know about that one.).

i agree, don't be fucking stupid

In a lot of places children can just be left at churches or the like. If abortion is a desired option can she come to you? Also why not ask her to dump the kid on its dad?
Alternatively, you could stop pretending you're a couple and bow out for the dude who's with her.

I found out that my sister was doing a blowbang at a gloryhole in town.

I went.

She has a video of her sucking my dick but doesn't know it.

Im married, my wife has no idea I have a mistress that pimps me out on grindr to suck off guys for her. I pay her $50 each cock I suck. I've paid her almost 1k

i know what u mean. i'm married now but years ago when i was single i fucked probably 4 or 5 married women (that i knew of). the first one i'll never forget. i was 23 she was 10 yrs older. met my older brother and his gf and a friend of his gf's for dinner. after went back to his place and fucked about 2.5 hrs straight. we had crazy sex about 9 or 10 more times...she was intense, telling me she never let her husband do this stuff like fucking her in the ass. and did i mention she was stellar, blonde hair blue eyes, perfect face and body, 5'9" ish. i know a lot of people talks about the 10 they've fucked but let me give you and idea... i live in one of the largest cites in one of the largest states and she was currently mrs. (insert city) and while we were seeing each other she competed in the mrs. (insert state) and placed in the top 10. a few really good sex stories about her but this is getting a little long.

anyway like u her husband found out. we went dancing and he was there w a friend. he just watched us w a half smile, a little threatening, not to mention he was 10 yrs older and pretty built. so we left there after a few songs and went and fucked lol

The hero Yea Forums needs

sounds like u have a solid marriage

Get a hobby or join a sporting club perhaps

i feel like shit right now because my boyfriend told me he was gay and i said something stupid like "oh thats cool, do you still want to have sex?" and he gave me a really irritated look.

he didnt turn gay because sex with me was so terrible right?

I thought so, but was naive. Once it happens, there's no going back. Just enjoy the ride.

My best friend's gay brother was giving blowjobs at the local gloryhole, so i told my best friend his sister was. He doesn't realize his first blowjob was from a dude. its recorded somewhere

Maybe .. post a nude so we can see if your body turned him off

Exactly.

Yeah right. You're probably more interested in seeing her naked than in helping her relationship.

fair enough.

how did u catch her cheating?

That's not how being gay works.

But yes. So clearly you need practice fucking more. Fuck every guy you know. Especially the ones you aren't attracted to. You really need the practice before you turn more guys gay.

It's not the sex, your boyfriend was most likely gay from the beginning but in some sort of denial

bad at sex: confirmed
seppuku i approach

>your shoulders and waist are the same size, no wonder he's gay

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then why would he choose me as like, one last stop before going full gay? am i like, a jumping off half-half or something?

time stamp or gtfo

(if that really is you... damn!)

Before coming out, a lot of gay dudes feel pressured to pursue the life they've been told is normal. i.e dating women

Sounds like he legitimately wanted to be with you, but has realised that his true attractions are for other men.
It's not a reflection of you or your relationship, just a reflection of the troubles he is facing in accepting he is gay

Don't beat yourself up. It's all on him. And in case you're worried he choose you because you think you might be mannish or less attractive, let me offer another hypothesis: He choose you because you're so feminine and attractive that dating you would throw off suspicion. Just pray for him and don't stress on his reasoning.

Text messages. The guy she was seeing was kind of emotional for a guy, so he must have been butthurt when she wasn't responding; and in a fit of anger accidentally blurted it out to me via text.

bitch your shoulders are bigger than your hips no wonder he dated you. im surprised he waited this long after he saw you weren't a real guy.

Fucking hnnnnng
I'd love to see more

This is Yea Forums so its quite mandatory...

Seems like incest isn't as big as it usually is. Only a handful here today, daughter lust, sister suck... But bonus someone even claims an incest baby.

Kik?

look at all the fake shit here

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It's not my wife is it?

Two peas in a pod we are. I've gotten pretty fucking good. My collection is amazing but has never been shared not sure where I could get the most bang for my buck like get something good in return or at least control post and see comments. before they are just stolen to be posted by LARPers

Is it though?

Uh yeah most people enjoy having fun. Try it sometime you little bitch.

It's still pedo.

story then?

I wank to my old housemates nudes that she posted on tumblr, she’s my ultimate 3some third and my girlfriend said she’d be okay with her coming in and blowing me.
I’m not sharing the pics though, I don’t want to expose her.

Im addicted to anonymous sex at an adult theaters/sex dungeons.

I was raped at the adult theater last time I went and tried to go back the next day but they wouldn't let me in bc not 21. Guess the dude who let me in the first time didn't care.

i used to be insanely addicted to creepshooting. the adrenaline rush is nothing like i've ever experienced, like turning on tap water. i had to stop though, just went cold turkey. i love the shots of the chicks glaring when they catch you, gives me strange feels like nothing else when i look at those pics still. nice art user, clearly you're a man of culture

?

I have fucked my daughters friends for years.
both girls and boys.
i love having multiple sugar babies.

Bifag here I'd love to fuck my gf's super cute nephew

Nothing, i don't think there is anything wrong with me. I just want to know what it's like to be raped/dominated.

Glad to know i'm not the only one.

I love to fuck married women. They are so enthusiastic about fucking "strange" cock.

I've been absent from this website for five years and do not regret any minute of it

most shops accept also real money, like cash. try if it works..?

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I wasn't the cause of my friends divorce, but I did smash her after it was final

its awful. Idk why I'm here

You are hurt, I get it. But if he was for real then you could have nice memories if you show him support and try to keep your insecurities out of it. You are just fine.

But the guilt they bitch about after sucks. How do you manage not getting pissed of cucked husbands showing up at your work?

date rape eh

Second best kind of rape?

how many of them have you been smashing?
and do you pay them all?

Ive fucked about 8 of her friends (6 girls and 2 guys) and currently have 3 sugar babies.
Of the sugar babies 2 are her friends and the other one is a highschooler i meet at a swingers party.

of the 8 i have ever only paid 5 of them

Paid the guys?
you a top or bottom?

ex gf of mine that was religious and a prude when we dated now wants to fuck. We're both in serious relationships but she's been sexting me a bit and really wants my dick. I don't know if I should

Deleted all my wins from girls I know. Will I regret?

Yes

Never had a problem with either issue. They don't seem to have regrets or if they do they don't discuss with me. They don't get my last name.
I love to drive deep and empty my balls in their horny pussies.

Are you kidding? FUCK her NOW. Never turn down good pussy. NEVER. You'll only regret the pussy you didn't fuck when it was on offer.

If you don't fuck her, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

Why isn’t anyone talking about this

I fucked my h.s. gf (we did everything but fuck in hs) when she showed up later when I was in college, looking to lose her v-card to me. BEST sex of my life. We had so much pent-up lust for each other....

FINALLY got to screw her virgin pussy.

Everyone keeps telling me that my husband is abusive and I should leave him. It’s making me go a bit insane. I can’t leave because everything we own is in his name and I only have a few clothes, things.... I could fit everything I own in one carry on travel sized suitcase.

Doesn't matter. Take whatever you can find that has value and you can sell and get out. Get a good lawyer. It's all half yours, doesn't matter who's name it's in. Even if you have to start over from zero, it's better to leave.

Power top
Never paid the guys. They were just holes for me to stuff and kick out. When filled up.
The girls I nurture and respect. The boys are just holes

You're screwed. Get an attorney and file 4 divorce - take half his/your shit.

I'm really into cuckquean stuff. I want to be forced to watch as a homewrecker takes what's mine without either of them knowing I'm there. I want to hear what she says to convince him to fuck her and I want him to fall in easily eventually talking about how much better they are than me. I want her to tell him that he can only keep fucking her if he tells her exactly.how she better and how I'm worse. I want her to stop and says the only way he can come is if he takes the condom off. I want her to slide off and tease him pulling the condom of and playing with him. Rubbing her pussy on him and I want him to beg to let him stick back in. I want her to do it only if he says he loves her more. Then I want them to fuck grasping at each other as they say how much they love each other I want him to pin her down and push his cum as deep into her pussy as possible.

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Depending on the state, he/she could even get alimony :)

I fucked my friend’s sister. Not proud of it, but it was totally worth it

Any friends you haven't fucked?
Who was your favorite?

I got my brothers fiance drunk and fucked her while she was passed out

>4 years into relationship
>Family plans and all
>Absolutely stunning 10/10 smokeshow of an intern, 10 years younger than me is hitting on me super hard
>I'm questioning my own existence at this point

Beware user. Seems too good to be true.

Well none of the straight guys.
Nd of her close friends there are only 2 I haven't fucked.
One is a fatass. I really like her she's awesome but in no way sexually interested in her. If she list 100lbs then maybe.
And her best friend.. she's just like a daughter to me so I just can't think of her like that.

As for favorite.. has to be the two I'm sugar daddy for right now.
Both of them are 10/10 and dirty as fuck

Fell in love with and had sex with my best friends sister. She was under age at the time, but I was within our states Romeo and Juliet protections.

Long story short, none of the relationships survived. Which sucks cause that family felt like home.

Red alert, man.

I'm still trying to figure out where's the hidden camera.

Not the us, so no risk of metoo or anything like that. I have clearly seen her develop a crush for me over the past few months but now that pressure cooker is about to blow up

You should stay away from society until you learn how paragraphs work.

Post pictures of the sugar babies

Cant
At the moment I only have their social media pictures (can be traced back to them) and sexually explicit stuff.

And well

The sexually explicit stuff is kinda illigal to post. I'm not breaking any laws fucking them in this state. But posting nudes would be illigal even with their consent

I hate every single particle of me. Also I want to start doing amateur solo porn but my dick is too average. I hate a lot of secrets lol wtf

I watch solo masturbation porn for the cum shots and cute or v masculine bodies. Not usually for the dick. Do it user

In couple with a girl since 6y. Sex is perfect but i still kinda want to try with a man. (A trap to be specific)
Rly want to try to give a BJ.

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>dump her
>start looking for a second job to feed 5 children which arent yours

choose 1

Huh never considered that. I can shoot pretty hard, guess that's something

Thats god damn hot

YOUR OWN DAUGHTER?!?!?
there's a speacil spot for you in hell mf.

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Newfag

sicko. there is no way they volunteer on their own

I was a child prostitute and loved it a lot. Made a ton of money from it.

No user. The grass is never greener. Don’t do it.

I slept with my bests mates mum a couple years ago.

+1

creep user: yo cop, this guy i know has cp of his daughter
how do you know?? is there evidence or proof?
creep user: yea, there's proof. i saw one of the pics but he won't send/show me any more..
user, pls do us all a favor && report the guy

I'm currently writing a short romance story about two college students

Sydney was giving him a look somewhere between confusion and genuine concern when Jason decided he could no longer tolerate standing in the awkward void. “If you wanna come to the game tomorrow. Like, as a guest.”

There was no shift in her expression, so there was still a chance she might relieve him of one or more extremity. A few more agonizing seconds passed before there was a response. “Yes. Yes, I’d like to come.”

“Really?” Jason was grateful almost no one was around to hear these outbursts.

“Do you mind if I invite Tara and George?”

“Yeah, totally. No problem at all. You know, I wasn’t sure at first, but I think it’s official: we make a pretty good team.” Jason said, still having to restrain his excitement.

“Like Marie and Pierre Curie,” Sydney responded.

“Who?”

“Patroclus and Achilles.”

“You’re one for two.”

She paused. “Iron Man and Captain America.”

He nodded, at last satisfied. “Definitely. You’re the brains, I’m the brawn. But you would totally be Wonder Woman. I mean, not just cuz she’s a woman, but because she’s, like, really smart and really beautiful. Uh…” Jason felt his face light up like a Christmas tree. “She’s also really tall. Not that I don’t think it’s okay that you aren’t tall, I think you look just fine at any height, but-gah,” There was a brief respite from the cascade before Jason turned and made a beeline in the opposite direction of his own dorm. “I’ll see you at the game tomorrow.”

I licked the floor of a public toilet when I was 8

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Don't quit your day job

Right, but he made it sound like I'd only have to pull his pud once and then I was set for life.

No, I'm with . We could use more of that attitude here.

chill man. you gave him a tug && you gots sum donuts. win win. your bud should have though things through before loosing his job...

bncnc

Yeah, but I'm worried about him telling his boss. I'm not sure I have any recourse if he does that.

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try flirting with her through out the day. soft kisses to make her feel special. caress her. hug her. make her feel apriciated through the day not just one night. not just for 10 mins before bed. some women feel like they are only there to breed. to satisfy the partner when you think it's right time to do..

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she only wants you for the family and relationship and 'maturity' you have, when you go for her all those things dissolve and you're left with your dick in your hand and nothing else

Got a kik?

Been attracted to my lil sister for years. She's 19 now. Usual stuff. Eventually became tired of stealing lingerie and guessed her laptop password when I was positive she was going to be gone for hours. Over time found adult websites she was signed up to, nudes, and a short porno. Can't look at her the same way anymore.

How old were you?

> old housemates nudes that she posted on tumblr
> I’m not sharing the pics though, I don’t want to expose her.
why not? she posted them online. don't be a lil bitch

sure kid

no one gives a fuuck stacy.

read this thread buddy, your fetish is pretty fucking normal compared.

do you work there too or something? worse thing the boss will do is fire your bud && he (bud) might blame you but it's on him tho. lol. you're good, dude. if you're that paranoid just stay away from the shop for a few days/weeks.

salud, Tommy

I'm split from my Ex wife, been with a new girl for 5 years. Whenever my ex drops the kids off every weekend, she blows me from her car since my current GF is super vanilla and wont do it for me. Also I've been trying to get nudes of her sister and her cousin because they're hot as fuck.

Nah, if I worked there, then I'd get the same deal he gets (as many unsold donuts at the end of the day as he wants!). I know that sounds nuts, but they pride themselves on freshness and don't want to sell day-old donuts. Rather than just throw them away, they give them to their employees. My friend offered to cut me in, in exchange for...you know.

dude ^o^ you're totally good then!!
honestly, it sounds like he's trying to blackmail you && scare you make you more willing to give him another tug.. or scare you enough to do even more.. be safe

You made a deal and now wont honor your end.

All I hear is that you deserve to be bent over.

Thanks. In all honesty, part of what was making me nervous was trying to figure out the nature of the threat. He sounded so aggressive and angry when he told me he could go to his boss that my kneejerk reaction was to be intimidated. But now I'm not really sure how that could possible affect me worse than him.

Oh I paid up, the agreed upon amount (a handy), but now he wants me to pay the monetary equivalent on top, which I don't think is fair.

why's she your ex,, then?

he sounds like a cunt. that type of person is not a friend to you, they're a user

I jerk off to watching videos of naked women dying from hanging. I hate myself for it, and can't tell anyone

I pay a female friend of mine to call my work phone and leave suggestive messages on my machine when I'm not there. I get her to say things like,

"You were so great last night, baby. Call me."

In a sexy voice so the whole office can hear and be impressed by my prowess and ability to score.

I've been sick with what I am assuming is a flu this week. I hate my elderly mother.
I put saliva on her tooth brush two days ago, to try to get her sick.
nothing happened though

>Oh I paid up, the agreed upon amount (a handy), but now he wants me to pay the monetary equivalent on top, which I don't think is fair
Oh. I see. Then hes the reneging untrustworthy party who needs to be bent over.

I apologize for misunderstanding and accusing you of breaking your word.

I recommend a counter offer where he goes fucks himself.

Fuck. Its sad and sexy at the same time. I like it.

I just sent my own ass pics to another dude and told him it was a girl. He believed me and saved them.

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OOH HELL NAH!! NOW HE WANTS MORE!
TELL THAT BITCH TO FUCK OFF!!
i did my part && you did yours. deal was executed && DONE. bitch bye!!
&& come on.. they get donuts at the end of the day.. if anything, if it comes up just say you got a day old donut.

We just dont get along, we have great sexual chemistry though. just not good together, so we fuck around from time to time when our SOs aren't cutting it.

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>open relation
lmao look at this retard

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don't worry, everything is fine with you...

i don't know how a woman can be bad in sex? dare to explain how is this even possible?

You know, you're right. I'm better off just spending a couple of bucks at another place at the beginning the day then whoring myself out for his day olds. Even if he just wants to see my tits, it's not worth it.

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dude, i don't know you but trust me, you worth more than a life time supply of delicious donuts

My Secret...
I once posted on a secrets thread and got a knock on the door by guys with guns and badges

wait wut ur a girl? in that case give him handies and also post pics of ur tits

Yea Forums isn't anonymous, it is pseudonymous. we don't know who each other is, but the All-Seeing Eye sees all, forever

Im the guy whos Muslim girlfriend who want him to convert to Islam from last 2 secret threads
I agreed to convert to Islam to marry my Muslim girlfriend

It's hard to tell him to fuck off though. We've known each other since we were little kids. His Mom died when he was only 9 and he still gets emotional about it sometimes. Like when he proposed the HJ, he said, "You want some glazed crullers? Those were Mom's favorite." And he smiled with nostalgia but it also felt sensitive.

Thats why I make up different lies every time

Had a mushroom trip a while ago. It fucked my perception of the world way worse than any trips before, acid or shrooms or whatever. I don’t know if I’m retarded or not. Tons of people I don’t know greet me and call me by name even though I don’t know them almost like they would treat the special needs in high school or grade school, and if I was retarded I would be too stupid to know where my intelligence lies in comparison to others. For all I know my whole perception could be off and I could be in some special care institution or something. I know it’s silly and stupid but since the trip I wasn’t able to stop thinking about it.

tell him to fuck off if he brings up trying to make you feel bad about the deal (telling his boss) or pressure you more for more. not fuck out from your life. you can stand up for yourself ^_^ but know your worth. not let him use his mom who passed away when he was a kid to manipulate you into doing things.. that's not a great way to keep her memory

there is a girl i have been in love with for 8 years.

i have stolen her pics, and use them on dating sites to attract guys and play with their emotions using my snarky attitude.

I wish I could stop, but sometimes I have no remorse.

>well
link?

Me and my wife have been trying to get a threesome together where me and a random guy fuck her

you are not in love with her...you're obsessed
Big difference. accept it and move the fuck on

perhaps.

wish i had the mental strength to do so.

Different user but there's no perhaps about it, you're obsessed and you're a loser. No doubt you've not had much luck in your live life, otherwise this weird obsession wouldnt still exist.

I'm a high class assassin and have been for the last 10 years.

I smoke weed despite my family not wanting me to lmao

oh, i know.

im desperately looking on how to change. not because i want to stop smearing her good name, but for the sake of my own soul.

Ah, but if you are in love with her, why exploit her image in such a way? Do you think the woman you claim to care for would appreciate being used to manipulate men like that, and her photos spread without her permission?

Found an a4 book with my sisters account passwords. Logged in while she was at work and saved close to 2000 photos and videos. Any anons have similar stories?

no.

i am upset on how she treated me despite the fact that we were friends.

i know im in the wrong, but the only way I can stop is if I finally do something drastic to change.

I buy condoms for my 12yo niece

I post my nudes here and every time I hope someone recognizes me

Are you truly happy being so addicted to it? Just delete it all user. All her photos, all the fake accounts you use. It'll be good to remove all of the distractions. Think about what you'd be able to achieve in other parts of your life to better yourself.

You need to move on user. When was your most recent girlfriend? How old are you?

How did she treat you? What could justify such a gross violation?

Let's see if I recognise you kik liner09

Ever ask for something in return?

Years of internet porn have left me where I'll pretty much fuck anything. I'm male and "straight" but fuck a guy and his wife (swinger FWB basically). He's implied that if anything happened with them, he'd be down to move in together, the 2 of us. He is rich af and I'm in the 90+ percentile myself. Life would be a hell of a lot of fun even after our ex's got there spousal support. I can't say that I'm not tempted.

Also I'm married.

It’s you, trust me you turned him gay.

No, but I wouldn't turn down fun with one of her friends

In HS, I met a girl I deeply fell in love with, but she loved to play games and the overall attention she got. Eventually, we fell out of touch after HS.

I recently used black magic to have her fall in love with me. We are super compatible, but the spell worked.

Sometimes I feel regret, and other times I look at her as she peacefully sleeps next to me, knowing that I will take her of her like nobody else would be willing to do.

I was the original user who replied
I went thru something similar was friends with this girl and eventually i fell in love with her. Told her about it she rejected me and wanted to just be friends. but then proceeds to use that fact to use me and manipulate me. now she isnt the only one to blame for that bullshit i let it happen because i couldnt just accept that she didnt like me so that love turned to an obsession to the point where i was stalking her social media, driving past her house and other generally creepy shit.
Well one day i took acid (not saying do acid or it will fix it, just saying it was a catalyst for me to just realize this shit) and it hit me that the answer is to just accept she was a shitty person, i was a shitty person and i just need to stop talking and even considering her a friend because we werent for years. just 2 toxic people using each other for different reasons.
So i moved on and deleted everything i had and deleted her number/ blocked it. Move on user and be happy. be the bigger person and end this toxic relationship

im a tard

is that amanda?

hey, user.

Thanks for responding. She quite hasn't anything that shitty to me, but she's done enough to where I could argue that she led me on for the sake of her fragile ego. Maybe she noticed it, maybe she didn't, but it was still enough for me to turn into an obsession.

However, you're right. I do need to take the plunge and end it. It doesn't help that our friends still think we would be a great match.

i put my dick in two vaginas that i shouldn't have
one was my then gfs drunk bff the other was my drunk aunts

I seduce older lonely men and tell them I'm 14 (im not a 14 year old or a girl). When they start flirting, I send them my bitcoin wallet and give them 2 days to send 300USD for my silence

greentext on the aunt

Any penis in a vagina is a good thing.

share the magic?

i didn't cast it.

i had an experienced witch i know do it.

>aunt 44
>me 23
>staying at her place cause it was close to college and i was helping her out in her shop
>always had a kinda crush on her
>wedding party of a relative
>she let lose on wine and champagne
>my mom told me to get her out of there
>went back home and she passed out on couch
>undressed her and fucked the ever living shit out of her
>super deep pumps could feel punching her uterus
>came on her pussy and put her panties back on
>carried her to her bed
>placed her under sheets with her underwear only on
>next day i saw her directly at her shop
>she asked me what happened and told her i just undressed her and put her to bed
>then she said "did you do anything else?"
>and i said "like what?"
>and she said nevermind
>never spoken about it again

how'd you find one, what'd it cost you, any negative effects?

Share

At a bar. I found myself interested in talking to her since she was a much older woman drinking alone ( I wasn't attracted to her, just felt bad) and we started talking.

It cost me $1k, and the only thing I have to worry about is painting a cross with goat blood once a month for the next year. I also bless my home with holy water in case of unholy spirits.

28/f
Talk to guys online all the time just randos in order to get hot enough to sleep with my husband idk why I love to feel desired by more than just one man but it makes me so horny but I have never physically been with another guy it's more of afrodesiac

great deal if its the love of your life. hope it continues working out well user

Thanks, user.

I sometimes feel bad, thinking that I am going against the universe. However, I am unapologetic about it in regards of the universe.

>be me
>be 21
>came back from night of drinking with friends
>friend takes bar, gave girl whole bar of xanax
>she is beyond gone and had to carry her back to our apartment
>leave her on the bed downstairs
>friend passes out next to her
>roommate invites in mexican neighbors for first time
>roll up blunt
>smoke it with them
>i knock over ashtray and go downstairs to get vaccum
>see one of the mexicans trying to get inside passed out girl
>he had her doggystyle, she was still completely knocked the fuck out
>passed out friend was right next to them still asleep
>"what the fuck are you doing?"
>obviously know what he's doing, I wanted to see what he was gonna say
>wide-eyed looking crazy he speaks spanish back to me
>friend is still passed out right next to them
>walk away and go up stairs and text roommate he's raping her
>roommate sees the text while still smoking with the other mexican neighbors
>"where's your friend? who is he?"
>"Oh that guy? We don't know him, he's retarded, he's crazy"
>everyone goes downstairs and catches him trying to take her but she's total dead weight and drops her
>one of the neighbors drops his beer
>"you rape that girl?"
>cold cocks the fuck out of him
>nigga starts bleeding
>they're screaming spanish and he's scrambling for the door
>friend got told by girl she doesn't remember anything at all
>hear them fuck in the morning
pic related her

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My 14 year old sister fucked a 28 year old dude and i did nothing to stop it (i was home when it happened)

How old were you

19

"accidentally" sent a dick pic to one of my close female friends. She said she liked it and won't tell my gf

Did she ask you to stop it?

Do you share pictures or just talk

lol no she consented

Then I see no issue

expected as much from Yea Forums, she also fucked two of her nephews when she was like 20

gf of five years won't let me creampie her even though she's been on birth control the entire time so i've started hooking up with one of her friends and cumming inside of her every time we fuck

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pic related btw

why?

maybe the issue here is that a fucking 14 year old cannot consent? are you retarded? What makes you think she can consent you stupid faggot?

You seem like you wear your hat backwards, wear oversized football jerseys, cut off blue short jeans, and drink bud lite. Kill yourself.

GF or fwb?

Wow you described me perfectly. It's almost as if you missed the sarcasm