Anyone ever had their girl cheat on them with a guy that turned out to have a huge dick?

>too big hurts
heard this from many girls that haven't seen my dick and from a few that have.

Sure

You would be doing the guy a favor. I’d say do it.

Thank you mr watson.

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Do it. Fuck their marriage. Not my proudest moment, but I slept with a distant family members wife in 2016. He found out and beat her pretty bad. We haven’t talked since. They have 3 kids now.

How would you know? Chicks always claim their new guy has a big dick and is good at sex and then when they break up his dick was small and she never had and orgasm

found the shill that posts all the blacked.com vids.

Your experiences haven’t been good huh?

what does that have to do with anything? You're a big dick.

Absolutely don’t let that guy marry a whore

Same story here

Same, i was railing out this EOD dudes wife for a good chunk of time, she didnt even care if she got pregnant cause she was just using him anyways, kinda makes me feel bad but i also dont care cause if it aint me it would be somebody else.

>t. Never interacted with women

They are full of shit user and they have no idea what they actually like, the most common nonsense being dick size

how the fuck did you even find out about the size of his dick

explosive ordinance disposal?

Well it would be better to have video evidence than just telling him

yeah armyfags that are killing innocent kids and women just so we can steal oil..They very much deserve it.

Army doesn’t kill anyone unless you’re SF. Even then, rules of engagement make it difficult. It’s not worth it anymore. You get railed.

what kind of idiot do you have to be to think that someone who risks their life in a foreign country to save innocent people he doesn't even know from randomly blowing up because some coward sand nigger wants to blow up a train or church is "killing innocent kids and women to steal oil." You sound like a real piece of shit

He’s just ignorant. Lmao. Sits in the basement all day. Blames the rich for his financial shortcomings. Makes excuses for his lack of ambition. I see them all the time.

>to save innocent people
didn't read past that bit.
you have been lied to by your media. War is profit, your government is a corporation that exchanges lives for resources whether you believe it or not. The ground level soldiers might not know it but there is a lot of manipulation going on.

Most girls cheat.

Fun fact: Genetic testing has shown that as many as 25% of all first born children dont have the biological father the mother claims.

And thats the firstborn, when the partnership is still new and strong. It gets worse after that.

Who do you think gets blown up by IEDs overseas, genius? Nice drugged out hippie tier knowledge you got there, tinfoil.

Honestly I have to question the kind of skank who'd boned a 20 something soyshit pseudo-intellectual like yourself.

Please stop giving me hope that I'm actually not my father's son.

source: my faggot ass.

fuck you dad!

Google it, dude.

question what you will. One day you will start asking the right questions. It is inevitable.

it's your claim, faggatron. You prove it.

calling someone tinfoil isn't an argument. I hope you start using your own brain soon. When you do you'll be able to express a valuable opinion.

it's not user's job to provide sources for shit you say, moron.

Paternity tests are literally illegal in most of Europe because of this

You have to question who is doing the genetic testing and how big the sample size is. If the sample is among parents who knew there was a risk the child was not theirs then that explains the high result. If the sample is from random fathers who never suspected the child is not theirs then that's different. Also if it's 100 people vs. 10 million people changes the result.

The issue is there is hardly any comprehensive studies on it governments refuse to grant money to test it out

Getting sources place it anywhere from 1-25%

I’m inclined to think it’s closer to 7-9%

I guess you ignored the first part of my post where I asked you who gets blown up by IEDs. It's majority innocent people in churches or buses, but okay dipshit, you're too stupid.

>source: my gaping rectum
no there not, you idiot.

t. European

save this guy from marrying a whore.

>my dick is a big
>my dick is a way more a-bigger
>mah a-bigger dicker is-a biggah than-a your a-dicker
>mah aha dickah abiggah dickah isah abig
>missah jar jar binks

He's exaggerating but private paternity tests are illegal in France and illegal in Germany unless both parents consent to the test.

It sucks for him, but at this point you should. She is a whore and does not deserve happiness.

No, in France the requirement is for the presumed father to consent.

service-public.fr/particuliers/vosdroits/F14042

France yeah, just checked. Germany has some semi-weird laws on the matter, but not outright illegal. The rest of Europe doesn't give a shit, here in Denmark any guy willing to fork out the money can have it done.

Believe it or not, the opposite. Early in a relationship my wife and I went through some shit. She was 19, I had just graduated college (23). We had started having sex, my dick was big and it hurt and we couldn't quite figure it out. Foreplay and other sexplay were fun but true sex hurt her too much.

Anyway, she starts the school year, I'm struggling to find employment, so at this point in life I'm not exactly a catch and the long distance thing is hard. She meets a guy at a thing and I get the talk. We "take a break" she fucks him.

Dude is nowhere near my size, stamina, or creativity, and he is clearly a douchebag. She dumps him after their first time. Turns out some pain during sex is waaay better then having to ask if its in yet.

A month or so later we get back together. We switched to silicone lube and I shit you not I made her see stars. We have a threesome every other year or so with one of our friends, i think as a way for her to make up being rather shitty to me early in the relationship.

Been together about 12 years now. It wasn't always easy but I loved her and we made it work.

My ex has sent pics back and forth with a guy who was literally hung like a horse but still chose to be with me who is only 7 inches

>only 7

>On the next episode of things that didn't happen

What a fucking moron. I’m sad you get laid. I hope you get dick cancer.

He's right. Most just assume it's their kid because the kid has their same skin color. Around 25% of white people will never know their father, and I'll bet that number grows.

opposite for me. back in middle school a bunch of girls w/ bfs found out I was pretty big (7 1/2 at the time and 9 now) and came at me all at once trying to get me to fuck them and it caused a LOT of guys to want to fight me because of it. needless to say I only go for chicks w/ bfs or husbands now

fucking do this my dude, he would appreciate it

Yup, I Will drop some pics in his work mail. 9 years of relationship and a mortgage thrown away...

was with a girl once that wanted an MFM 3some after we had an MFF 3some. So I thought it was only fair to give her what she wanted.

She talked a big game of taking big dick, she found one. Day came for fun and she chickened out. Like wouldn't even let him try to bottom her out. Felt bad for the dude when she just finished him off with a half eager bj/hj

My gfs friends got her a 8x6 dildo for her bday, I didn’t actually think it would fit but I was impressed how well she took it

Yeah, but that's not saying much. I have never been well-endowed, so imagine how crush I was when I found out he was 7 inches.

To my gf's credit, she apologized profusely and cites it as a stupid mistake. She has been the model wife/gf ever since, and even got me laid off of Bumble to get even.

yeah

she told me the sex was fucking intense too

life's fuck boys, but what are ya gonna do?

You're still a cuck but that one sounds like a keeper.

Gf and I had stopped dating for a couple of years ldr cause we were in different cities.

We've both talked about our sexual experiences in that time. I fucked girls with bigger tits she fucked guys with bigger dicks (one guy).

I don't really feel inadequate about it all

i probably would have let her go, had it not been for our backstory.

i was hurt, but aroused.

Not the 400,000 innocent sand niggers of which more than half were women and children you big brave cunt, just be a retard and don't believe the military industrial complex profits massively from war, just like the big oil companies profit from stolen resources. While uneducated retards risk their lives for those cunts. Just for the rich to get richer. If you don't understand basic facts you should join up.