How to deal with sexual frustration?
>inb4 just go get a hooker
I'm a nymphomaniac and also an introvert, so I have suicidal thoughts everday because I don't have sex. I can't get a friends with benefits because I'm mentally retarded.
Even despite girls telling me that I'm cute, that's basically the problem: I'm cute and not hot, and who would fuck with a teddy?
I really need some advice because I'm getting to the brink of suicide
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Buy a fleshlight, and jack off... jack off a lot.
Start of by not jacking off everyday user that shit fucks you up like do a 30 day no fap
> I'm cute and not hot, and who would fuck with a teddy?
You don't want to fuck girls that you find cute? Calling someone cute is just a less forward way of calling them hot, it's flirting.
Start spending time with whoever is calling you cute, they're 100% into you.
Jacking off doesn't really help
How will that help tho?
I want, but girls want hot elderly men who don't look like 16, so my chances are slim
Kill yourself or buy a sex slave off the dark web.
Rape a bitch, i dunno.
Gym it up, get ripped.
Or realise that sex is actually not all that amazing, it's a lie you tell yourself to explain why you hate yourself. Once you get it, you'll still feel hollow and empty. This is it, welcome to the rest of your life.
How would that even work, logistically? Just a big box with air holes turns up one day?
Just give going out by yourself a try. You have nothing to lose and can leave whenever you want because you have no one with you who might like to stay. And if the party turns out to be fun you can stay. I think it's very fulfilling to go out by myself. Sometimes i wont comunicate with a single person for hours and just dance. It takes some time but you can enjoy yourself and if you do you'll find someone who'll enjoy you aswell if you get my drift. Oh and don't think about you're appearence to much. Iam not that good looking and very husky and 99% of the time iam rejected. But iam okay with this because having a good time does not require company. So take my advice and try to get your arse out in public and adabt to the anxieties.
As a sub that would be counterproductive
true but still can't stop that stream of thoughts.
Hmm that might work, but that probably only results in hookups and ONS right?
>Jacking off doesn't really help
You're not doing it right.
No user. You'd probably have to leave your house and meetup with a sex trafficker in your area. It's not a realistic option anyway unless you've got millions of dollars lying around.
Aw that's a boner killer.
Iam a regular of a local club and know almost all other regulars. It's not about the hookups/ONS but about your "presence". People around me accept that iam a quit guy. But they only do that because they got to know me a little and i made it clear that iam not "rude" but rather shy. I had some ONS in the last years but that's not the focus. The most important thing is that you learn to enjoy yourself around others, which doesn't mean to fit in at all, just to comunicate. And if you learn to accept yourself as who you are you'll 100% stumble into an relationship because alot of people are as anxious as you are, male, female, whatever. And all those people seek such "happy" people, therefore you'll become 100% more attractive if you love yourself. Think about it: Can you love someone if you can't love yourself?
b-but i love myself user
You're ready then. Your problems are nothing than a mere illusion. Go my child and have some fun.
the problem is normies would never accept "me"
All my friends are "normies", don't be your own barrier.
Can somebody really be a friend if they would cancel your friendship if they knew more about you?
What exactly are you into that normies aren't? Like the other guy said, it's not about getting them to like you, it's about not giving a shit and doing what you wanna do
go gay
the list is too long afaik
most gays are without class
Aslong as you don't enjoy cp or some severe gore i think any normie could enjoy an evening with every strange hobby. I think you have the wrong perspective about yourself and your interests: If everybody is a normie don't you think you're interests might be a bit more thrilling than every normie activity ever? People get bored really fast if you talk about Alexa or some other small talk bs. My friends find me amazing because iam different not because i learned to fit in. Someone i know collects swords and EVERYONE wants to see them and is amazed by his collection even though everyone agrees that sword collecting is "cringe". If you prove that you're an okay dude then your hobbies become okay.
If you can't get the GF, become the GF.
This is a fucking lie. Going out by yourself is probably the most depressing thing you can do. You'll realize how much of a pussy you are for not starting a conversation with a girl, or you'll fixate on a girl who looks at you and try to work up the courage to talk to her but can't then Chad comes in and has his hand on her ass walking out of the bar within 30 minutes of meeting her, or you'll approach a girl and have an awkward 2-3 minute exchange of interview questions until her friend tells you they have to get going and that's best case scenario. Worst case scenario is they just outright reject you and you're standing there feeling and looking like a total loser.
Go out with a buddy and you'll have a much better chance.
wtf
Nobody cares
You made your choices
You chose wrong.
kys
Best advice, I did the same one year ago and got a ons and have 2F+. Not that much, but I was a virgin before too. So I'm satisfied for my part.
This is total bullshit. First, the won't even notice it, since they are normies. Second, all of us, okay not all, but most of us act normal in the real world. So there is a good chance that one of your so called normi friends is a absolut /btard or 4chin hax0r. Call it what you want :D
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You can see it as a challenge. Try to talk to as many girls as possible. Try to improve and improve the talking time. Adjust your strategys and sooner or later you will get laid
Sorry to break this to you, but sex is awesome. Vagina is everything you dreamed it would be.
>get a hooker
If you're old enough and can do it without issues just go get a hooker.
I did it a few times when i was younger. It was a nice release.
Yep, as long as you don't live in a small town with one bar. In a city, you can go to a new bar every day. You literally cannot fail as long as you don't sperg out immediately.
It's easy: ask her about her. That's it. Anything is an opener. Say she's got a beer in her hand. "hey, what did you go for? Isn't the beer selection in this place great/terrible (choose one)?". That's it. If she engages with more than a single word, you're in.
Or say she's wearing a college shirt: "oh hey, you go/went to to College! What did you study?". Then validate the answer with something like "wow, that's really interesting, I wish I had studied that. Hey, what's the craziest thing you learned/your favorite fact/etc?"
Mfw my previous girlfrien wanted to have baby with me because love
But i want no child do to sisster child problems
I explain
She love me still and yet pokes hole in dom
Im nice guy,give dom to protec fren
Now fren is anhero fo4 want of no kid
I say leafve now its girl its time to tombraid like a batchelor
>YLOL NO TEREGRETS
This is probably the most cancerous pasta I have ever seen.
Seriously, good job, man.
It's the same as a warm Fleshlight. Vagina itself is not that awesome. It is everything that 'cums' together. So feeling of a vagina itself, sure is nice, but not that special
this
where does one obtain with the dm shut down?
I castrate myself with massive amounts of green and black tea so that I'll never have the desire for sex. You should try it. I mean, if you're not getting laid anyway, why would you torture yourself with a libido?
not OP but this is helpful
Green tea boosts libido, numbnuts
learn pick up. It works if you apply it. Mystery Method got me laid
pls expand on this a bit, or i can look it up
Observation is key. You can find many topics just by looking at another. Even if it's wrong, if it's nothing offensive, no one gonna be bothered.
Another good one is seeing if she looks into the music. Then go and say "isn't the music here better than Other Bar", or "man the music sucks today, it's way better on Saturdays".
There's no need for pickup bullshit. You just have to show some interest in her that isn't some autistic stammering about anime and waifus.
twac uu nutz
get fuct on durgz
>Never seen a vagina
They're not that much. They're mostly smelly, hairy roasties and the effort needed to get your dick in one far outweighs any possible benefit.
you fat ugly lonely pc master race virgin neckbeard, just die already lol
>how will that help
well you won't know till you try now will you? But do you expect someone to explain why diet and exercise would make you feel better? just fucking do it.
go beg 4 money and end up twact out your mind living ina tent made of blankeys and teddys cut open wit knives and all dem stuft animus
From my experience, remotely attractive girls will have no interest, yet fat girls or the ones with 3 kids will start hitting on you. (Yes I am older, prob part of the issue)
go trash pick
Just stop caring lol
Sex is overrated anyway
Not vidya for me, so this should be expanded (I do work on car, house, yard and shit too much, and def hulu or internet too much)
>and who would fuck with a teddy
Its seem you already know what your problem is.
Don't be a fucking teddy.
Be more sexual when you talk to girls, insinuate yourself, playfully (without being a creep). Look for Russels Brand or Craig Fergusson flirting videos on youtube. You'll see what i mean.
Maybe lower your standards a little for start. Nothing wrong with that.
If you're really an introvert maybe bars are not the best for you, but they can be good practice cause you have nothing to loose.
seems dangerous (bf/pimp rip you off, she steals or runs or some other classic rip off, fuck maybe she just ODs, pulls gun from purse, or fucks your car up or other random shit, heard so many stories)
>loose
God damn it, why did you have to end like that.
Yep, worst case, practice on the fats/uggs and then don't follow though. The same things work on hot girls, you just need more polish to slide it past them.
well Yea Forums of all places isnt the place for advice... sure sex is nice, but masturbaition is quick easy and doesnt envolve all your money getting stolen.
Except in the UK where you need a porn license from July and the database will get cracked in like a day.
Loose like his momma's poontang
Jesus christ dude
>I have suicidal thoughts everyday because I don't have sex.
So go get chemically castrated. All your problems solved, and all of our problems solved. No on has to clean up the shitty mess you'll leave behind when you primitively and retardedly kill yourself, the rest of the world doesn't have to deal with you procreating, AND you get to continue to live, being a useful commodity cog in the machine of society.
Thats why I said if OP could do it without problems.
In my country its cool. Not illegal, private, professional, no issues.
If its dangerous where you are then don't do it, obviously.
you forgot time, every fucking weekend is some family or friend shit, or some place they want to travel/shop/eat. You give up all your money/time for sex a couple times a week, bad ROI.
Just sucks because it's prob the best/obvious route, unless you live in the US... so yeah, kinda sucks.
It's fucking true.
Best case, stay single, save the cash, and spend it on some nice clothes and a gym membership. Go to bars/libararies/whatever and you'll be rolling in pussy before you can even get your wallet out to pay.
get a fucking life, virgin
plenty of girls wanna "fuck a teddy"
you're just autistic so you can't get laid
maybe its cause you wanna kill yourself cause you can't get laid
fucking moron
What actually happens if you join this server? Asking for a friend.
If you dont fap however they will smell the cum building up in your balls from a mile away.
And then they drop to their knees to drain it out