I have the solution. After years of sharing dick germs when my dick touches the toilet seat as I go to take a shit I have become fed up with it. This is the answer. I hope this will help all men that find themself in this situation and I hope to stop the spread of disease and general gross factor.
I have the solution...
just dont use public bathrooms
lolwat
I've been doing this for years but I wrap the paper around the part of the toilet where my dick or balls might touch
This is at home. Shared bathroom.
If your nuts or dick touch something you are sitting on it wrong.
Not because of germs but because I hate the cold feeling when you touch that.
I solved this problem long ago.
>Be me
>Have small dick
Problem solved
The last time my bellend touched the inside of the toilet, I almost burned it cleaning under hot water. Ty for the tip
This doesn't work for me, my balls hang in the water unless I hold them and my dick lays over the seat like a banana.
it took you years?
i came up with this idea the very first day
you anglos really are thick
what the fuck kind of toilet are you using
>using public toilets
There's a reason your parents told you to go before you leave. Enjoy your dick aids.
My dick is 4" long flaccid. Never had this problem.
He has hereditary old man long balls. It's neither good or bad.
I would have said they're stubby
Normal toilets man pretty much happens on any I sit on even the big industrial ones like this pic.
yeah, i have very large testicles and when they get hot they get even longer like halfway to my kneecap.
Just upgrade to an elongated bowl, OP
kinda like this on a normal good day