Ask a Japanese guy anything!

How do you get your dick sucked over there

Sure I do
If only I had a cute little sister...

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Tons of whores for that everywhere

pls

ching chong ching chong ?

Just wondering if that was gramatically correct?

Ni hao lad

...

flawless

What?

Why do your cars suck so much

Perfect.
Will you teach me japanese user?

>THE VIRGIN KATANA?
>OR THE CHAD LONGSWORD?

THE CHOICE IS YOURS, JAPANOP

Whose your waifu?

I'm not into cars so dunno the power level of those sushi cars

What do you wanna know?

Once drawn, my sworld would be unstoppable, I'm sure of that

Pic related

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i have asked a few Japanese people this and can never get a straight answer..i dont know if they are offended or what but..how do they play anime in japan..what i mean is, is there a cartoon network in japan that plays anime or is it something that every network has like 1 or 2..also, lots of the anime are really sexually charged, do they come on on regular tv or is it something you have seek out.. thanks..

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I'm too lazy to search, but I know depending on counting a number of objects there's a suffix depending on shape of the object?

What are the suffixes for the objects?

Who is dat?

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basically lads these days watch anime online
Of course you can watch them on TV, but now they have fewer slots for anime and most of them are aired late at night
Some cable tv stations specialize in anime if you want
And about sexual scenes, as long as they don't show nipples or privat parts, it's ok for them to air

ever seen anything weird/paranormal happen?

Any favorite martial art?

Well, everyone but Japan is definitely different than from the rest of the world. Now both the rest and you are trying to cover it up in time for the 2020 olympics.

Also, Saint Ibara will protecc you.

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I guess it comes from Chinese
they also use different suffixes for counting
冊 for books, 匹 for animals, 台 for cars

A new girl form the latest Hibike movie, Kanade

> Kaneda

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Kinda met aliens, time travelers, sliders, and Espers

Aikido I guess?

Thanks for the protection my lord

Have you ever fucked a white girl?

Wrong, Kanade, it's written as 奏, meaning playing music, pretty name isn't it?

Not yet, I don't wanna spread yello fever tbqh

I didn't kill your family in WW2 did I?

Meh, I prefer my smelly gaijin Olivia-chan.

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I guess so

Hey, just wondering, does 念 have a translation of heart?

I put 黒念 in google translate and it gave me black heart

You love school swimsuits?

I do, I also love smelly pits

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I'd say it means chakra or willpower

So you love smelly things, ew

Thanks my jap friend

What's 黒念?
Some technique from hunter x hunter?

> Hasn't read the manga or seen the anime

Ew

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She's from asobi asobase huh?
Is she officially smelly or is it just your pervey imagination?

I'll be completely honest, just seeing if I can fit my western last name into some kanji.

Is it weeb all the way to 11? I guess.

She is officially smelly yes (and she is also born in Europe lel)

Blackheart san?

how do you kinda meet aliens..im the guy who asked about anime by the way..i have seen them twice and believe me when i tell you would know if you meet them or not..the short version of what happened to me is..i was watching tv one night and my tv went black for about 30 seconds and when it came back on a freaking alien was there..the other was a year ago when i was in bed and noticed something was blocking the light coming in under my door..try to jump out of bed and become paralyzed..then watch an alien walk through my wall come up to me get right in my face, then everything went black..come to and im tucked into bed snug as a bug..i dont know why but its a strange feeling knowing an alien tucked me back into bed and was like dont worry he will think it was just a dream...i also had bruise on my arm where he/she it grabbed me..

Do they really have to add that setting?

Why do you hate Koreans?

whats the best anime?

Was originally thinking that but since 念 willpower or chakra, guess I'm Black Chakra san.

Not the jap but japs and koreans hate eachother because of WW2, and other invasions the japs did to korea.

Here's what actually happened to you lad
your horrible mental condition caused some hallucinations and you hit your body somewhere, nightmares, schizophrenic conditions? I dunno

I don't tho

Black chakra san, cool

I'm a kyoani fag so Haruhi

Now I'm trying to find some kanji for my first name but everything comes up as "Moth". I guess I'll be Black Chakara Moth. Fuck it.

Not so bad I guess, moth

Is it true that lesbian prostitution is legal in Japan, but straight prostitution is not?

Moth san here.
Prostitution with no penetration is legal. You take that how you will.

Both of them are illegal but technically
legal

meidoragon > haruhi

Why are you gay?

Are Japanese schoolgirls angels?

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ya im schizophrenic and it is localized to alien encounters only..hmmm..how about this..its a really big universe..aliens know about us and always have..and for only reasons they know they have interactions with some people...i understand being skeptical, hell i wish i could be..but once you have looked into there eyes its not really an option..

It's kinda like how escorts are legal.

Is Chie best girl?

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Psst, does 卦壜 translate to moth?

I wouldn't deny your taste

Why am I gay?

Most of them are just a bunch of ugly angels

No difference in appearance between aliens and us earthlings tbqh

Haruhi is

Don't even know how to pronunce that

But does it?

内側に射精されることの喜びに

Dunno
when I see moth, 蛾 comes to mind tho

Go on

there is a huge difference..trust me..i get not wanting to believe in them..aliens are a really scary thing..i just dont understand why people have this knee jerk reaction to them like..you must be crazy if you have an encounter..here is a little food for thought, you have been told not to believe and call anyone crazy who says anything about aliens..why do you think that is...

Why the fuck is jap porn censored. Also, will the guy ever stop moaning like a bitch

you are automatically gay nigger faggot for posting on Yea Forums let me inform you.

I would like to know do you hate russians or admire them for their culture? And do you think china has forgiven your countrymen? also what do you think of american president Dondald Trumf

You are gay.

Do you like strike witches

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They are all friendly in my opinion tho
at least the ones I met
erm..., on second though, some of them were not so friendly

Bad influence on kids, which ironically accelerates our low birth late ride

Don't know much about Russian cultures, but I love how they make matryoshkas
Some Chinese people do, some Chinese people don't I guess
Trump is not as bad as they say he is

I'm not

I've yet to watch it, love the character designs

What is the weather like in Japan this time of year?

i call bullshit..how would describe the way they talk..

How often do Japanese girls get "picked up" by foreign guys?

A little humid, gradually getting warmer and warmer towards the begging of summer, school girls in summer uniform will be seen everywhere before long

Some aliens are not friendly like some humans are

At leads I haven't seen a single girl hit on by foreigners

why does every Asian boi play bass?

Every minute of every day. There's a whole industry built around it.

do you know this man

How often do you find cute girls? To me it seems like 90% og jap girls are ugly af

What do you think of kpop

Do they?
Didn't know that

Nope

Very true, one out 100 girls I guess

They're all cute, no mention of music itself

What do people think of white people? specifically Europeans

For starters, we can't tell the difference between americans and Europeans
basically admire them for some reason, probably they don't even know there're ugly westerners out there

is that you in the picture

It is

what do you think of japanese moot?

Moshi moshi?

He did tons of bad things so I hate him
Rumors have it he raided a board called Amezou to make Amezou posters move to his new site 2ch

Gacha!

Can you Initial d to the bathroom?

Is it easy to get laid in Japantownland ?

Also, are the girls bltchy with attitude?

I can with zero theory

Are drugs popular in Japan? Like mdma, lsd, shrooms?

not a question, but i wanna let you know that we are still not sorry about Nagasaki and Hiroshima.

So you hate white people in your country?

why are so tiny dicks?

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Japan is not sorry about you idiots buying their cars and making them rich.

tons of whore houses everywhere

Not at all compared to America

Doesn't matter if you're sorry about events before I was born

Not at all

Agility at the cost of length

So niggers leave us alone.

>rich
Rich in radiation maybe.

Are the whore houses legal? And what is the cost of one?

What would you say if we dropped a third one, just to remind you.

Isn't the age of consent 13? What's the youngest you've fucked?

Illegal but always getting away with it
From like 8k yen

We've got the third one ourselves already, Fukushima nuke plant

16 for girls, 18 for guys

You’re driving the cars full of radiation. So how smart are you. Next time your near a Toyota, remember how smart you are.

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Nice, would you ever go younger? If there were no negative repercussions

i drive a Lada, no one likes Jap shitboxes, just weebs, and they can die for all i care.

I would if there were no repercussions

why did you only save the thumbnail?

They’re driving next to you on the roads dumbass.

He's a phone-posting faggot.

IPhone bltch! No webm allowed!!

Whats the youngest you would go?

Don’t you guys have phones?

14

I hear you can live your whole Japanese life at home without ever stepping outside. What would keep people inside? Is there a high crime rate, pollution, too many people, or is it something else?

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Shut-ins would die without their family members, so you've got wrong info

I'm leaving now, see ya

Meals on wheels, and online jobs are common in Japan. Most shut-ins are from Japan. I just wanted to know if there was a reason for it.

Cringe.

i'm on PC tho

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What do you work with and how much do you make?

Do you any mental illnesses like for example an anxiety, depression or some sort like that?

Im trying to learn japanese, self taught, but have no japanese friends. W
How do I go about finding someone who can help tutor or even kindergarten speak to me so i can learn the words?

popular websites in japan?
is hard to have gf?
would you protect your country if someone will start war vs Japan?
What do you think about USA?

.What do you think about American all you can eat sushi?

Are you all child rapists or just most of you?

thats chinese