Be me

>be me
>see seagull on light pole
>walk under it
>get shitted
Why seagulls are so evil?

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why are you so stupid to walk beneath a seagull.

Narrow sidewalk with fire line straight in the middle.

you're just not a seagull person

Honestly, I liked that. Still, that is evil, since I had no toilet paper or anything.

Be me sitting on light pole
see nerd walking below
decide to drop him a hot meal
tfw when nerd can't even catch.

Sweet bread?

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Seagulls are based

so its all ops fault?

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Yes.

Being shitted by seagulls > stepping in dogshit.
Discuss

agree, when/because:
- when seagull doesn't shit anywhere on my head
- because dogs have owners and you can blame them
- because dogshit stinks like hell

Being shitted by a gull, because
>It is considered good luck, money etc
>being a bird owner in used to getting shitted

no

Bird shit is better than dogshit.

shit is shit

Some shit is less shitty.
Bird poop is less shitty, since they also have "pee" in it.
Again, dog shit smells like shit, meanwhile seagull shit smells like sea.

>seagull

American education....

>be me
>some nerd walking ontop of me
>seagull on my lightpole coming out of my concrete pavement takes a shit on kid
>lul

Google keyboard doesn't like word gull. On photo you can see kelp gull.

OP, wipe shit with hand and use it as lube

This seagull needs some chips with banking powder

Indian seagull

Designated shoulder shitting gull

Nigger bird. Seagulls are assholes

>be me
>see man at urinal
>walk between urinal and man
>get pissed on

hurrr durrr seagull

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No discuss. Dog shit is nearly impossible to remove, while bird shit dries fast and literally fells off.
Except windshields.

I will try this next time

Because God is a jerk

rip you i guess nigger he

Well, at least it is not a pelican...