>be me
>see seagull on light pole
>walk under it
>get shitted
Why seagulls are so evil?
Be me
Liam Peterson
Zachary Harris
why are you so stupid to walk beneath a seagull.
Jack Garcia
Narrow sidewalk with fire line straight in the middle.
Colton Foster
you're just not a seagull person
Jacob Murphy
Honestly, I liked that. Still, that is evil, since I had no toilet paper or anything.
Carson Morgan
Be me sitting on light pole
see nerd walking below
decide to drop him a hot meal
tfw when nerd can't even catch.
Thomas Young
Sweet bread?
Robert Carter
Seagulls are based
Camden James
so its all ops fault?
Austin Russell
Yes.