>be me
>see seagull on light pole
>walk under it
>get shitted
Why seagulls are so evil?
Be me
why are you so stupid to walk beneath a seagull.
Narrow sidewalk with fire line straight in the middle.
you're just not a seagull person
Honestly, I liked that. Still, that is evil, since I had no toilet paper or anything.
Be me sitting on light pole
see nerd walking below
decide to drop him a hot meal
tfw when nerd can't even catch.
Sweet bread?
Seagulls are based
so its all ops fault?
Yes.
Being shitted by seagulls > stepping in dogshit.
Discuss
agree, when/because:
- when seagull doesn't shit anywhere on my head
- because dogs have owners and you can blame them
- because dogshit stinks like hell
Being shitted by a gull, because
>It is considered good luck, money etc
>being a bird owner in used to getting shitted
no
Bird shit is better than dogshit.
shit is shit
Some shit is less shitty.
Bird poop is less shitty, since they also have "pee" in it.
Again, dog shit smells like shit, meanwhile seagull shit smells like sea.
>seagull
American education....
>be me
>some nerd walking ontop of me
>seagull on my lightpole coming out of my concrete pavement takes a shit on kid
>lul
Google keyboard doesn't like word gull. On photo you can see kelp gull.
OP, wipe shit with hand and use it as lube
This seagull needs some chips with banking powder
Indian seagull
Designated shoulder shitting gull
Nigger bird. Seagulls are assholes
>be me
>see man at urinal
>walk between urinal and man
>get pissed on
hurrr durrr seagull
No discuss. Dog shit is nearly impossible to remove, while bird shit dries fast and literally fells off.
Except windshields.
I will try this next time
Because God is a jerk
rip you i guess nigger he
Well, at least it is not a pelican...