Check out this girl I just matched on tinder

Check out this girl I just matched on tinder

Any smooth openers? Would like to seal

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Bitch i wanna fuck

Willem de Kooning is een praktische kunst school waar veel lekkere vage lui op zitten. Vraag haar wat ze daar doet en of het leuk is, en kijk dan of je een vage rare grap kan maken.

What ARE you doing?

"you're the hottest school i have ever seen. I want to shoot children inside you"

This

Use this.

>do you work at subway because you just gave me a footlong
>i mean a 6 inch
>i mean 4 inch
>hello?
>please respond.

send this. yes, 5 sepperate messages.

Win

"If you exactly know what you're doing, you should get to know me ;)"

heujj nederdraad

>Willen de Kooning is kanker

Subjectief.
De chicks van die school zijn meestal kinky en weird in bed.
Moet je van houden.

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true that, ben zelf niet zo van die artsy fartsy. Wou graag kanker zeggen want zag iets nederlands he

Checked and this

What should I say? If we fuck I'll record and post

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Mongoole clubje. Gewoon ervoor gaan.

A Doctor you say? Good because I need a urologist to figure out why my hog is so swoll.

Anyway to translate that so she won't ignore me? Trying to stand out and I'm guessing this won't be the first time she heard that

A doctor already? Well all I watch is nature documentaries. So how about we go grab some dinner then make a little veterinarian?

Nice a doctor. You can revive your pussy after I slay it.

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I too like to 69 with short gay basketball players.

She won't get it. Holes are stupid, but eh, why not try.

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>roast me back

The only thing roasting is your cunt because your half-nigger daddy never returned from "disneyland".
Haha, it just prank, bruh.

Those fucking leggings jesus

>i dont wear this much make-up in real life
>i wear more

Voor alle nedertinderfags: deze chick is in Amsterdam dus veel plezier met haar zoeken

also
>leelahnie

wat een kanker lelijk wijf. omhoog gevallen instagram hoer op een kanker school. HF user

Ask her how much