Flying to Dublin tomorrow. Tips/suggestions/questions?

Definitely try out Ryanair.
Europe doesn't have TSA. If guy on x-ray machine is white, it is no issue. It is a hint.

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>Tips/suggestions/questions?
enjoy!

Pints are expensive in the temple bar district, it's a tourist trap.
As other user mentioned, a passing "How are ya?" or "What's the craic?" just means "hey".
Watch out for teenagers in tracksuits, if you hang around them too long or make eye contact they'll start chatting to you and their mate will probs try grab your wallet or your bags or something

Where are you flying from?

I'm assuming you're a Yank. Ireland is not like Americans imagine it to be. Don't expect it to be. Enjoy your trip. Don't die in a ball of fire as your plane plunges to earth at a thousand miles per hour.

Any tips for not dying in a ball of fire as my plane plunged to earth at a thousand miles per hour?

Haggle with everyone on anything or service you have to pay for. The irish are notoriously cheap and will respect you as one of their own.

Finger fuck the stewardess, for good luck.

get out of Dublin for at least one day
(all captial cities are the same, but dublins a lil shittier than the others)

try going on a hike or to like Galway or even Glendalough that's more proper Irish with green fields and sheep.

try to find Gravediggers pub for a pint of guinness

Do the barrel roll. On Boeing it is easy, on airbus you need to pull couple breakers.

Head between your legs and brace apparently saves you every time. I've not had the occasion to try it yet.

Thank the bus driver.

Was planning on doing that .The control towers in Ireland are mostly sticks, mud, potatoes , and sheep anyway.

Keep in mind during evacuation, that your belongings are important. Don't forget them in plane.

thats england not ireland retard. ireland is the land of the catholic potato niggers

Thanks for hint. I will build a mosque there.

LMFAO u can fuckin try but i doubt they'd be too keen on it. this is a land where protestants and catholics are still beefin in certain areas so i doubt they'd take kindly to a third party entering their already complex political holy war

OP never said his departure wasn't from the USA, dumbass.

islamireland.ie/

>Celebrating 20 years of excellence.

Speaking of, does the IRA have a gift shop?

>islamireland.ie/
lmfao there literally isnt even 100,000 muslims in Ireland fam. There is barely 65,000. Compared to the almost 4 million catholics, i think it's safe to say that Ireland isn't in a large threat of islamization yet. England is where theyre over the tipping point. It'd be unwise to confuse ireland and england

Yes, but trying to take those gifts home with you on board a plane is a nightmare.

nah and i wouldnt bring them up when in the republic lol. theyre not revered there like they are in catholic communities in the north. unless ur referring to the historical ira then yea they have monuments and shit. but the PIRA or any of the groups from the 70's onwards are definitely not looked upon with pride.

Check out the Drunken Mile, it's a mile long street with about 20-30 bars on it, all the college kids drink there, you'll see plenty of hot chicks to chat up

You're right that most capital cities are these are but Dublin is great

Wait, there’s heavy drinking in ireland?

So do you make condoms out of potatoes, sheep, or both?

You are so fucking wrong

Dont fly to dublins it is fully of the yucky
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So where’s the gift shop then? I wanted to at least bring back a tshirt

>I went to Belfast and all I got was this lousy pipe bomb.

Kek

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You have to know someone in the IRA to get actual IRA merchandise, i got a calendar once with loads of IRA art in it before it was fucking savage

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