Ask a fasting Muslim anything

Ask a fasting Muslim anything.
Cant sleep

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i'm fasting as well

i'm not muslim though

You're going to stretch your ass, likely cause micro fissures, and hemorrhoids
Homosexuality is a brain disorder
It is a trained response of positive simulation to gay things
It can start as early as infancy, seeing a gay pride parade
All the bright colors, smiles, etc, will permanently embed a positive response to the child's brain

THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

They’re not happy in Gaza.
They’re not happy in Egypt.
They’re not happy in Libya.
They’re not happy in Morocco.
They’re not happy in Iran.
They’re not happy in Iraq.
They’re not happy in Yemen.
They’re not happy in Afghanistan.
They’re not happy in Pakistan.
They’re not happy in Syria.
They’re not happy in Lebanon.

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They’re happy in Australia.
They’re happy in Canada.
They’re happy in England.
They’re happy in France.
They’re happy in Italy.
They’re happy in Germany.
They’re happy in Sweden.
They’re happy in the USA.
They’re happy in Norway.
They’re happy in Holland.
They’re happy in Denmark.

Basically, they’re happy in every country that is not Muslim…and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN! And then—wait for it!—they want to change those countries to be like….THE COUNTRIES THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

for how long?

why do you exist?
why dont you fuck off?

Good point. But aren't muslims hated everywhere right now?

basically

sandnigger
bomb
goatfuck
mohammed

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great 1

Are you aware that you revere a man who sexually assaulted a 9 year old girl?
You even go as far as to call him a prophet

The Prophet Muhammad married 6 year old Aisha, and had SEX with her when she turned 9.

Do you condone the prophets actions?

how does it feel to be a plague to the whole planet? Imagine a world without muslims... Utopia.

>implying every little girls dont crave SEX

about 3 weeks

but i do it for health reasons, not religious

good

muslims dont even truely fast, they are too animal to refrain from eating when the night come

kill yourself you fucking degenerate

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of course

i only fast for 18/20 hours each day, eating only at night

it's a very good thing to do once in a while, for both mind and body

best is to fast 100% for at least three days so your liver starts produce ketone bodies

Why don't you go get some bacon?

more hardcore even is dry fast where your body produce water out of fat

you first bich

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Yes thats probably true, but preffer to do it slowly.

I usually ease into it in 2/3 days. I'm in no hurry and that way I don't feel any hunger.

What country do you live in? I'm guessing it's a former Christian/secular one. Why don't you move away to somewhere where you can actually fit in?

Lol what an idiot for even getting caught by those subhumans. They probably got airstriked after this as retaliation or they were transported to Europe or Minnesota.

is it true that you guys where hats to keep your energy from being siphoned?

Why are you black?

No, but some Muslims believe, or like to believe, that wearing the little cap (not the turban) will constantly remind them that there is someone above them; God. It's cultural I believe.

How do you feel about jihad attacks?

Should you really be on Yea Forums, a website littered with lewd images?

copypasta you stupid nigger

why is your culture trying to import your laws, instead of adapting to the other cultures?

lmao nigga just eat a pork chop

How do you deal with most foods being farmed on pig manure?

Do you swallow your saliva during the day? Because you're failing as a muslim if you do so.

What do 'moderate' Muslims, like I assume you the be, think about the jew?

Everywhere except Europe apparently

As an ex-muslim gone buddhist
Adam fucked his sister(Eve), took his own rib out and then blamed her for eating an apple on earth not heaven. Islam isn't the only true Abrahimic religion. Jewdism is as well, and when you connect how fanatic both religions are, you gotta stop fearing the unknown and become a god of your own destiny.

If you go back even further, to the bare bones, it's all just Sun worship. The light of the land.

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Of course. What was there to worship but the sun. And each time an Abrahamic "prophet"came to earth, they were "commanded" to destroy and diety statue people believed in. They were the victors and they destroyed our whole spiritual journey as homosapiens.

>**commanded by god to destroy any diety statue people believed in

Your prophet is a schizophrenic.
A sick man with delusions.
And a dead man at that.
Jesus Christ The son of the living God was rejevlcted by Jews and after the Jews realized there would be no getting rid of Christians without dire consequences to the Jewish nation...
Then some Zionists crafted a poor schizophrenic lad named Muhammed into becoming a prophet.
A war mongering paedophile prophet.
Whom if we can wish peace be upon muhammed
Then we can accept the forgiveness of Christ for ourselves also.
So basically although evil hijacks the Bible and the synagogue and the Middle East... All are but pawns in God's plan.
See...
God is everywhere and all powerful and all knowing...
God doesn't need people to fight His battles, He can literally do anything and break any of the laws of nature.
That's why Christians have the true faith.
They are not afraid of God,
They fear God's Law
And have faith in God's grace.
No need to fight when God is on your side, in fact,
When God is on your team, God openly welcomes you to aid your attacker by offering them the other cheek they haven't punched yet.
Why?
Because God is real
And, he has the keys to hell and has defeated Death.
Hallelujah

>Evangelical Christian.
Christianity isn't even a religion just fanatics in uproar. Kill yourself faggot.

Kill yourself?

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Aslo Jesus is brown, and a Semite. He wasn't white. Brown people were crucified and crusaded by your ancestors for so many years, do you actually believe your "God" will save you. Lol No. Just actually KYS and you will have the rapture you long desire.

And what did the drugged white kid on the internet do?
>Shoot a whole school just to find and kill "Bob"
>lmao.

islam is so fucking backwards when compared to other fairy tales. all muslims r retarded

go to Yea Forums please.
And stop shitting your pants.

checked

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fuck u nigger. ive never been to Yea Forums

So you shit your pants, eh?

not recently

did you ever in your life meet some of the Sheikhs

Yep. Kill yourself with a shotgun straight to your face. You are a waste of oxygen and a huge Carbon DiOxide emitter.

go drive a truck into crowd

>You're going to stretch your ass
>fasting
>fisting

kek.

Salam al alaikum nigger. Hopefully those old dudes in Saudi Arabia see the moon or whatever the fuck and say it’s okay to eat again

because they're low IQ and were easily brainwashed. those smart enough always become atheist

Adopting Feral cats

Feral cats are the same species as domesticated cats, but raised in the wild and lack human interaction during their development. Genetically, they are the same as any other house cat, but socially, they only learned to interact with other wildlife. Their only concern is survival. If adopted into a household, they attack the other pets, the people and damage many things in the house. It isn't possible to domesticate them after they are adults, as they will be wild animals for the rest of their lives. The only option is to have them euthanized.

Most immigrants to the west come from dysfunctional countries. Theft, corruption, and violence is normal to most of them and is part of their culture. The only culture they know is the dysfunctional culture of their country. They emigrate to another country and bring their dysfunctional culture, bad attitudes and bad behaviour with them. They cannot control themselves, and have no desire to control themselves. Bringing these people into civilized countries is like adopting a feral cat. They are human, but only cause chaos and problems to their adoptive country.

why haven't you exploded yourself in a mall or something yet? you chicken?

Mate, this is amazing!

Muslimes aren't actually fasting btw. they eat full meals after sundown.
it's all a fake.

NeeeNawww. WOOO. ReeeeEEEE.

Newfaggotry in spades there?

>I did a calcWooLation and evvereewan is der Muzzylamszez!

If anyone can access their Koran coding and change that loophole statement we'll have a much smaller problem in a few weeks... There's also a loophole to keep yourself alive and break fasting... Change that too... Aiding someone who's fasting themselves to death... Change that too...

You see, then they don't eat... Then they all die...

And it will never happen because all these ideas are utter bollox, get used to the idea some things will be here forever despite the screaming keyboard smashing by tiny orange fists of fury.