You wake tomorrow to find that you can shape shift (only humans, though). What do?

You wake tomorrow to find that you can shape shift (only humans, though). What do?

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Become a girl and play with my tities

Become every celebrity crush I've ever had and masturbate furiously until I pass out. Eat / Sleep Repeat... and then shift to high profile figure I can think of, proceed to make some very incriminating pictures and videos, and live happily off of the blackmail proceeds for the rest of my life

is it permanent?

Be a dick an ruin people's lives

Also become a girl and get my pussy fucked

>shape-shift into a sperm
>make way into mothers womb
>inseminate my own egg cell
>become my own father/brother

Naw, you can shift to whoever you want and shift back

Stay myself, can't do better than me

Sell scandalous pictures of celebrities and other public figures to tabloid websites.

become a girl and get money for having tits, that easy

Winnar!!!

obviously turn into a 15yo smoking hot girl and fuck all the sad dudes like me to make the world a better place

Shape shift into the crush/partner etc of someone I wanna fuck. Fuck em as that person. Its like the ultimate free pass to fuck who you want.

Also commit crimes get rich frame someone else

me but with +2 inches to my dick

Morph into my best friend (female) and record porn for me to jerk off to when I'm myself.

Go into Elon musks secret lab and leak everything he's working on
Plus be a girl and sell pics
Plus be dead people to scare everyone
Plus travel the world posing as some high level but not well known CEO or something

the ultimate beta move
I like it

> Make infintite clones of myself
> make an army
> attack all remaining countries by shape shifting into important people and taking military tech to attack
> start ww3
> my own clones are the last alive
> kill every other animal
> repopulated earth so its just me and no one else
> mfw no more anxiety

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Morph into Blue eyes blond hair 16 year old. Amass /Pol/ poster harem

Murder spree. No real target, just for the hell of it as it's not liked I'd ever get caught.

Just realise you can do this.The perfect murder

>tfw you remember you hate yourself and the entire world is a bunch of you only

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become girl version of myself, tell everyone I don't know how it happened, live happily as a girl

Honestly i think I would just stay myself awhile and work out opportunities in my daily life while perfecting my transformations in private

Be a little reckless to do anything else

imagine the anxiety when the only thing thing to eat is clones of yourself

Shift into Obama and start calling everyone nigger

Can't hate myself when its just me.Ill create women versions of myself that are fit to my desires and eternally enjoy my life.
Eventually ill give my clones a little bit of freedom and indivuality but if they get to out of line I'll simply kill them all and start all over from scatch
Also make them write books about me like if im jesus Christ make them have a whole religion about me so i can control the masses.Make atheists so It make it more realistic.Create clones that i can control be in top of everything which will be known as reptalians which will be in top of governments.

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Shapeshift so i can eat plants and other things.

Morph into a few dozen 18yo hot chicks, sell pics, continue for a few years, retire.

Shape shift to get rid of my nerves and just eat myself.Not that hard.

Identity theft. Copious amounts of identity theft.

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Become an under aged girl
Be a complete slut
Turn into Chris Hanson in the same outfit after the sex