Black dude here

is it true you have a horse cock?

Doubt
Consistently pull on it for about a year and it'll slowly come back. I'll let you do it yourself
Permission granted. Do you want me to write a note?

I wish to be your fren user

it's true in the sense that my cock is two colors like a horse's
i'll be your friend. we can talk all you want if you provide some contact.

i'll let u black my tiny white sister for some v-bucks

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Never mind. I'll take back my previous statement

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Nope, you have to stand behind me and hype man every time I want to say it.

Timestamp because niggers are always lying

I would wish you were white and would go bang a black girl, let me know if it's everything you ever dreamed!

You can cover yourself in flour, I won't consider it racist. So yes bang black girl but she's got to be hot, while wearing flour all over your body from head to toe so that you're white. I'm a silly fuck so don't take me seriously though

What like "Ooh shit, he's gonna say it! Here he go"
I could bang a black girl while being black though
I only have talcum powder, sorry

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This except whites

Bring my ex back to me

That's just pathetic

but if i get rid of all the whites then there'd be no one to spam bbc porn on Yea Forums
she left you because you weren't the fun guy that she fell in love with anymore. you're too serious
dial her up, say i'm sorry and then offer to take her to see Shazam

>one wish
open your window point your finger at a random person and shout: "i'm gonna get you, you little punk". then pretend to run after them!

Make my dick 7"

there ain't no one outside chief, it's 40F out there
just pull on it really hard

Happy life

Ur just a faggot

Implying it’s a she

>there ain't no one outside chief, it's 40F out there
oh, shit!

Monkey hands fullfill 5 wishes So i feel scamed

oh. then he left you because you got blown out and he wants something tighter. just tell him you've been doing kegels that sound reignite his interest
the more human the hand the weaker the power

Can you make me Like Mike?

ape

I can make you like Miguel. all the people who play basketball in the park nearby are hispanic
you're an ape

To get my white girlfriend pregnant

wish already granted, cuck

Thank you, master.

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what do i do with this

How about a Q & A?

1. Why are there so many skinny black chicks into white guys?

2. Every time I see thin waisted thick-assed white chicks with a below average faces, there is a huge black dude with them, why?

3. Do you believe that you have been wronged even though slavery ended long ago.

4. Do you believe black people should get money for being wronged from slavery?

5. Do you believe Barack Obama is considered truly part of the black community?

6. What do you think of Africans in general?

smack yo mama BEEEICH!

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this thread is both
>based
and
>all time

damn

this thread is perfect

OP is the true king of Yea Forums

To be intelligent to the point of omnipotence

Probably would still kill myself next week though.

OP is in fact based AF

7. Why do black people want to hate on other black people who sound "white"?

8. What's it like being surrounded by white people?

9. Do you prefer the company of white people or black people?

10. Why do black people like today's hip-hop?

11. What do you think when you see a middle-aged white man listening today's hip-hop?

more based by the second

call me a cuck but i think we've met the king of Yea Forums

The BasedGod, is that you?

1 & 2. Can't say I know. There are plenty of fat black girls into white guys. And there are also a lot of skinny white chicks with black boyfriends. The world is all bunched together.
3. You as in myself? Or as in all black people? Because I haven't been wronged but that doesn't mean no black person has been wronged.
4. No we're kinda past that now.
5.He considers himself as black. And black people love Obama.
6. I don't think of them.
7. In the past it was kinda like speaking haughty. like "what you think you're better than me?" nowadays people don't care.
8. I'm not though.
9. I prefer to be around black people. But it's not too huge a preference. It's just that if there's a group of white people on one side and a group of black people on the other side, i'd talk to the black people first.
10.I dunno, why do white people like Daughtry?
11. I think that's great, people should listen to whatever he wants. I just hope he doesn't think he's cool or something just for listening to something he's not expected to listen to.

shame he's black but... a kings a king

"why do white people like daughtry?

fair fucking point there bud

my g im bored so heres a pic for you

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Cringe

Hello nice wish giving black male. I would wish to win my states lottery. In turn, I would give back to my community and build a couple of franchises there. They would bring in jobs. I would also fund housing for many people.
If only you really had magical wish granting powers black man, that would be spectacular.

IMAGINE

>this guy aint black. He's middle eastern or someshit
>sees finger nails
Why do so many black dudes have those weirdly manicured fingernails?

Let me bleach you

there are plenty of black guys, mostly older, who have disgusting nails.
it's not my fault my nails woke up like this, all pretty and crap.
like the manga? if you want

niggers

no you

Hey black dude are you still there?

More Q&A?

12. Do you ever wish you had white dude hair?

13. Why are black people better at sports?

14. Why are black people better singers?

15. Do you hate cops?

16. What is it with Newports?

17. Have you ever been to Atlanta?

18. Why did Hillary Clinton get the black vote?

19. What do you think of Affirmative action? Is it fair in your mind?

12. I used to yeah, almost always. Now I found a style that lets my hair hang down and I kinda got over it.
13. But aside from football I suck at sports. On the whole though it's probably because of eugenics in the past.
14. I don't think we're better singers.
15. My grandfather is a sheriff, I don't hate cops. I hate the blue wall of silence.
16. Newports? The cigarettes? They used to do heavy advertising specifically in black neighborhoods.
17. Yes I lived on the outskirts of the city for a small while.
18. Was Trump supposed to get it?
19. I think it's losing relevance. Is it fair? Well in the past I would say yes, because it was trying to balance out an unfairness. Nowadays I think it sucks that people can call affirmative action on someone who actually worked for their position. That being said, I think people who blame affirmative action as the reason they couldn't get into a school are just salty.

I wish I wasnt attracted to black men

why not, we're pretty great.

What do you think about black conservatives?

Die!

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i hate how (the decent number I've seen) treat it as some revelation that they aren't democrat. like "oh i've seen the light, the dems were lying to me this whole time".
i also think there's a bit of tokenism when i see a black republican on the news, like "oh this guy is supposed to appeal to me". now that's not their fault, but it's just what comes to my mind.

18. They could have voted for someone in the Democratic primaries that had a chance, then Trump would not be in office.

19. Well, our government is clogged with incompetent minorities. Speaking from experience here. It is the truth, there is a lot of people getting jobs just because they are not white.

That's a funny way to spell jew.

did hillary get the black vote in the primaries? i actually didn't know

Is it racist that there are lot of black people playing the role of Klingons?

Yes, she did.

Redo everything starting from 10 years old. I wouldn't use any previous knowledge other than I knew that I went back in time with my older self mentality.

Dude, be true with me now. Have you ever wanted to be born as a different race? Also what girls are the hottest for you?

Alexander Rozhenko was the whitest lil white boy you ever did see.

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OP, Are you embarrassed of Ben Carson?

I can hit you in the head until you act like a ten year old. otherwise that's outside my field
Yeah i wished i was white as a kid. but that was only because the characters on tv i liked were white. So i wanted to be more like them, than wanting to be a different race. And if i had to choose i guess...hispanic girls.
i'm embarrassed for Ben Carson.
But i'm not embarrassed of him any more than any other wacky politician. The fact that he's a republican though probably helps. I remember my teacher in high school talking about how she read his book, Gifted Hands (or something) and that she was so weirded and ashamed almost of him now. But me, I didn't care.

Maybe we need to take a poll of whether my statement is true? But I did say " a lot of" not all.

20. Name some significant agendas that need to be corrected, injustices that the black community is still dealing with on a daily basis that non-blacks have not truly been made aware of. Anything profound?

Poll result.

Statement=false.

No, a lot of it is out in the open, at least the stuff I care about. Honestly someone that matters to me is being able to wear your hair the way you want. A lot of hairstyles, like my current one, is considered unprofessional and it just seems like every other race has a lot more freedom in that area. And I hate when people say it's not a big deal because i can see that it isn't and yet if it's not a big deal then why can't i just wear the hair that i want.
That's because of people, like customers or bosses, too though. They don't want to see people with hair they don't approve they don't want to see cashiers sitting down. That's just something that bugs me.

Do black people watch exclusively black content these days. I stayed at a BNB that was obviously owned by a black person. They gave access to their netflix profile, and it was all full of black people shows. I had no idea there was so much content, but to selectively only watch stuff that had black people in it was a surprise to me. And the fact there was such a large selection of content with black people in it.

Clarify that a little, what is your haircut, and what is considered professional? I've never thought of this before.

well my haircut twists, which is kinda like dreadlocks in appearance. There are bans natural hair (like afros) or hairstyles associated with Black people at a lot of places actually. So for guys it's really the easier to just go bald or a buzzcut for that neat professional look. For women they'll have to get a weave or straighten their hair. Hair that most black people have, like dreadlocks or cornrows, braids is seen as unfavorable. Sometimes I understand, like in a place where you have to wear a hat for work natural hair can make that hard. But that's not the case everywhere. And my female classmate was telling me about how when she changed her hair to something relaxed (straightened) her boss was like "yes, finally a professional haircut" haha. i mean, she still was allowed to have her hair how she wanted, but that's just her natural hair was seen, as unprofessional.
now that i think about it my mom does watch a lot of black tv shows. I think they appreciate representation, as lame as that might sound. Also shows with a large black cast usually have more plots/jokes directly related to black culture/problems.

He's black, he doesnt watch Star Wars

I see this going for anyone actually. Maybe the problem is you have less options? When I was a kid, I wanted to have kind of a high and tight hair due, like some of the black kids, but it looked goofy for white kids at that date and time. For black kids it just looked normal and expected, the trend. Well maybe with some lines in there. Why did I want that though? Because I thought it was just easier to manage such a hair due. It is actually hard to style longer hair and annoying. And not really having a trained style as a kid, well it can be difficult, and actually still is for me. It's never not stuck up in the back like Opie, or was it Dennis the Menace?

We do have less options, that's the thing. A lot of black people want those options to open up, especially since the hairstyles that are disallowed are known for being black hairstyles.

To die

stfu your not even black enough to be called black.
shit skin at your best

i'm more black than you are white.
but it you're not white then just think of some other insult for yourself

I would like my bike back please.

if I could grant you one wish
I'd wish you could see the way you kiss.
ooh i love the way you
wrap ur arms around me
there's nowhere else I"d rather be

I'd wish you could be my personal manservant like in that scary movie key and peele made. sick thread number vro

To give me some codeine preferably 30mg nd like 100 pills

>key and peele made
only peele, no key.
i could be your manservant but it sounds like you'll try something gay with those lyrics
you'll get slap on the nose, you druggie

I'm starting to think you dont actually grant wishes

People should post stuff I could actually do

POST UR BBC

theres another thread where some guy is showing his black cock, you dont need mine.

>ask something that you can grant
>denied
YOU

Sorry you're so gay user

well im a woman and str8 too

and you sir is a pathetic attention whore

1st youre not enough black and then come with bullshit of not showing your dick

go fuck yourself

can you do that_

ffs

i'm a girl too, this is the internet. i just have hairy arms.

>black
>spic or some other kind of shitskin
Ye ye fuck of wannebe nigger.
The entire world has more respect for pureblooded niggers than your kind.

what's with this "you're not black" nonsense. haven't you ever seen fresh prince? we come in different shades.

I wish I had a cute boyfriend who likes the things I like and fucks like a champ.

Alternatively, a neverending pallet of 12 gauge would be nice. Everything from those aquila mini slugs to incendiaries. If it'll fit down a mossberg, I want to be able to rummage the pallet and find some.

should this bf be any particular race?

Eh, just fuck my shit up, fam. Whatever I'm going to be happiest with. I'm really more concerned about hobbies and kinks. Just let it work out, ok? (and he should too)

Dude if I won the lottery I would open a fucking Jimmy John's

Give me all of your women goy

that's my line whiteboi

Are you the one posting the cuck threads?