Yea Forums tell me why I shouldnt commit suicide

Yea Forums tell me why I shouldnt commit suicide.

I get the whole “think of your friends and family” thing and that Im a selfish asshole if I go. But dont we live in this simulation to where if I die I can just go to another timeline where I am happy? Who knows? Anyone have any stories of trying to commit suicide or being clinically dead and what you saw?

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You shouldn't commit suicide because you don't actually want to. Otherwise you wouldn't be asking people to talk you out of it.

ive done it. it just sends you back to the exact same life. except you're aware of it. it's hell.

Always thought suicide would be pretty peaceful, just non-existence, like before one was born, just literally nothing, like even like a void

It is impossible for suicide to function from a first person perspective, survival is guaranteed as your conscience may only continue to perceive reality if you survive. Therefore an attempt to escape is meaningless

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Go on...

Keanu Reeves on death:
“I know that the ones who love us will miss us.”

Yeah dude I was just about to say. What happened??

There's a theory that if you kill yourself, your consciousness will flow into a timeline where it didn't kill you, so why even try?

Yeah, you’re partially right. I do want to die Im expecting such an easy way out and that we are just in a simulation. No one knows what happens after you die. No one can tell me. I cant tell myself. But fuck man am I a lonely piece of shit.

You mean in a sense that it would just send me back to right before I killed myself?

Yeah and there's also a theory that the universe was created last Tuesday. Don't believe in shit that's got less proof than religion (which is also false), faggot.

Ive seen stories where people who have been clinically dead for a little bit have experienced this. Some have thought of it as so peaceful and have even missed it.

Go prove it wrong then just kys

stop being dramatic, and take care of yourself.

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Yeah mate, you’re right.

But I also want to know what people think and their experiences with death.

let's talk about it.
i've had anxiety through my whole life and i've been battling depression for like more than 2 years and a week from now i've dealt with one of my worst scenarios and tried suicide through suffocation two times yesterday. just pussied out because of my mother.

Did you pass out and wake up?

I’ve heard of a suicide hood which is with pure helium. How did you do it?

You'll burn in hell for all eternity and waste your only life If you kill yourself, stop being a weak attention seeking faggot also listen to this: youtu.be/xeC8oGdYlFw it might make you feel better.

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This shit reminds me of Holes. Good fucking shit user, thanks for that.

Maybe I will burn in hell if i do it. Fuck that shit. But wouldnt that only happen if I believe in the whole bullshit of Heaven and Hell?

Life is a gift, a treasure, and a burden. I strive each day to carry that burden proudly and honorably, in spite of what it puts me through. I've fallen or been pushed down too many times to even think about staying down anymore. I have a son who counts on me to be there no matter what happens. My company depends on me everyday. Time marches on regardless of my feelings are. I will die someday, that is the truth. Rather than pursuing death to escape life, i wish to live life to make death worthwhile.

Pic related its how i feel about half the time btw

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i mean whats making you unhappy?

virgin?

poor?

its usually one of those 2

almost. i was about to go uncounsciouss then took the bag off my head

i used a regular target bag with a cable around my neck, pretty fucking stupid

yea helium helps a lot in that. benzos too
actually the hood doesnt matter, it needs to be a firm and not thin bag

If you kill yourself, you go to a timeline closer to hell because you wasted your simulation. Why would you get to go to a happier timeline?

nah you dont have to believe in it for it to be true. Too many religions that popped up at different times and in different places comment on Hell and how suicide guarentees it, not worth the risk.

Just imagine the torture scene from Tokyo Ghoul, the one where MC's fingers and toes were ripped off one by one repeatedly and then he was left to heal before they were ripped again. Now imagne yourself in that sitaution. Now imagine it cycling every 10 minutes for 7 days straight. Now 4 weeks. How about a year. A decade? If there is even an iota of a chance of that type of shit existing after death, yeah fuck that I'd rather deal with my pussy shit while I'm alive bud, which will you choose.

Goddamn good shit user. Good point.

aight even if this were true, isnt this good? i mean, a different timeline where things are better

first you have to tell me whats making you want to kill yourself
are you lonely?
no gf?
no one likes you?
aww, gonna fucking cry? want me to play a sad little violin for you?
until you have seen someone be skinned alive in front of their child you realize your "problems" are nothing compared to what others go through.
but you're probably like me. only give a shit about yourself. only want hapiness for yourself. but heres the thing:
hapiness does not exist. love does not exist. you are you. if you live, you live. if you die, you die. no one will care. no one will really miss you. you'll be forgotten within the week.

if you want my advice, i'd wait until the next war starts and kill some people. vent some stress, and kill a kike for your homeland instead of wasting your life.

but if that's too much to handle, don't think about it, and just kill yourself. it's pretty easy, and i would appreciate if you live streamed it

this is kind of retarded. because
1) if religion does exist, there wouldn't be a "ruler" for hell
2) if hell did exist, it is described as a place without god, not some place where some imaginary force tortures you for eternity

i think that if you kill yourself you'll just go limbo like in inception

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theres no fucking thing as heaven or hell for fucks sake

women are quite literally bags of shit and meat that can only give you a little physical satisfaction, and most of the time, it doesn't even feel that good. i don't understand why you need a girlfriend to live, it's not really that important.

Don’t do it man, I know things are tough, I really do , but just hang in there. I know you hear the same shit over and over but life truly is worth living, if you want a purpose try and study a religion(like Christianity for me) or get into politics

i never said it did exist you fucking nigger. jesus christ, i thought you were at least a little smart OP, but you're just a fucking retard. yea. i'd recommend suicide. god damn.

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You alone are the solution to your problems, sure we can give you advice and ways to "talk you out of it" but its truly up to you if you decide to do something about it rather than complain to total strangers on the internet. Find something you enjoy, go for a walk, read a book, play a video game. Tell those negative thoughts to go fuck themselves. Sending prayers my dude

Lets keep this shit going

what do I do with this??

Okay incel

We don't live in a simulation, this whole simulation mess is an example of a scientist applying his own version of hopelessness to humanity because he had nothing else to provide except fairy tales. You might as well believe you are "neo" from the matrix and try those stunts if you think that stuff is true.

Ya gonna send nudes???

bro im not even OP you stupid fag

I was a catholic for the first half of my life but the idea of praying to someone just to please them or ask for help is retarded. Not sure if Christianity is the same though my bad.

>Okay incel
observe
not once have i ever said I hated women
not once have I ever stated a women rejected me
not once have I ever stated that I women don't deserve me
which are the definitions of being an "incel"
you are either
1) projecting because you're an incel yourself
2) are a woman
which one is it, newfag?

Uh, that wasnt me bro

You do realize that the fact that so many religions talk about after death experiences is that dead people can't come back and say "well actually nothing happened....." right?

Okay incel

weak and predictable

answer me op

If you think you have it bad OP then think about how the Irish suffered during the potato famine, your life is not near as bad as theirs were yet they survived, also here's a song about it:

youtu.be/Sfm44it5Mgg

Not sure OP is here anymore, either reading this or doin something again.

You should actually. Please stream it though so I can fap.

Every day there's a post where some fag is asking to be told why they shouldn't kill themselves. Tell me this: why should I want you to keep living? Convince me that you're worth the air you're breathing. If you don't have an argument for why you should keep living, just fucking die. There are too many people as it is.

like, man
think with me
you have no expectancy to the future
no hopes
anything
you only rely on your family, but fuck it, they do not live your life and never will
and if you want to kys, obviously theres something wrong
(i'm talking "you" but im referring as me too)
anyways
the only solution is the way out
even if there is another timeline
another dimension
or whatever
that things can be worse
you'll only know by leaving this one, right?
and if it really is.. you'll learn from that
but anywhere but here

All of humanity could live in the state of Texas.... This overpopulation meme is not true at all we have plenty of space. Especially if Los Angeles county can have a population larger than so many states.

Sorry, but yeah maybe Ill dome a few fags in Syria dude i dont fucking know.

I wont be another Christchurch though. You other people can do that for me. Send the link though

Maybe they shoulda KILLED THEMSELVES AND WENT TO A BETTER TIMELINE AM I RIGHT OP

There is no "after" man ... Stop bullshiting

You're stupid. Shut up.

I also once thought that I could cure my anger from high school by joinin the Marines and killing hajis in Syria, not quite sure that'd do much though.

Many died, many suffered but survived.

Only one way to find out. If it comes to it then Ill do it. Maybe I do want to see what other timelines are like? But wouldnt I have to keep committing suicide?

i believe in that too, but we can only be certain if we try
the question is
why not to try?
i honestly didnt still because i still have a really small hope for the future but i'm straight on the edge

well, do it till you find a timeline where you feel good in it

or you pop up in fucking Warhammer 40k timeline and you're a psyker but your kidnapped and sacrificed to the barely alive God Emperor. fun fact its all for naught, nigga is dying

No Im here, I keep this in a separate tab

My friend is into Warhammer. Hes gay. Nigga you gay

Reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

Fuck gotta reply to my own post now

Glad to see that, stick around and talk to us, we're here for you, I may pass out soon from my meds but there are people here for you.

No u

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I appreciate it.

I guess now this thread is just about our thoughts on the afterlife and shit like that. Im pretty interested in what people think. Also what clinically dead people have experienced.

Welcome to the internet lol, everyone wants to express beliefs and opinions. Globally connected amirite?

My brother was clinically dead (motorcycle accident) and said its exactly like a DMT trip
So do DMT and you'll know what death is like

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Oh sick lemme get some from walmart

not hard to make surprisingly and if you live near or in a big city you can find it.

I was on a few mg of xanax and drank somewhere between 12-18 beers.
Ended up stabbing myself in the throat repeatedly, someone found me, ambulance came.

In the ambulance I technically died, all I remember is that I felt like a wight was lifted.
Then I woke up with a tube in my throat, tubes sticking out from under each armpit. Not fun.