Feral Fur + Discussion Thread
Feral Fur + Discussion Thread
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What I'd do to fuck that
Or any cute boy, really
You wanna fuck that, or get fucked by that?
Fuck it, real hard
Okay, that is rare to see a bird with cloaca.
I'm in.
what's uhhhh with all the birds.
Nothing. Finally birds with USB-C
He's a troll
am not
>not even one nice feet
stupid niggerfurs
I will admit he is super dedicated to making people leave feral threads
But I thought birds count as ferals?
birds are fine with me
Too bad you cant actually fuck a bird in real life. Biches on my dick
Hey, my fault, shoulda clarified for it to be "Horse, Canine, or Dragon" (not like he woulda listened anyways)
It's traditional to post the opposite of the thread topic in all fur threads
I though for a second that this is wikihow shit.
Good job, rare USB-Cloaca collection.
Btw, how to keep furporn on PC, so normies don't get triggered?
You can fuck an ostrich no problem. They have pitot tubes.
>reee only animals i like
I am considering a business venture in which I train falcons to mash potatoes with their claws, akin to pilgrims mashing grapes with their feet to make wine. By doing so, I could sell pre-mashed potatoes to people across the tri-state area without the effort of mashing the potatoes myself.
The idea seemed rock solid, but the issue of falcons pooping in the potato mashing vat as they do their justice would make a tough sell for my ready-to-eat potato product. At first I considered the possibility of potty-training the falcons, which should be easy enough if I have already trained them to mash potatoes, but I doubt that the paying consumers will take my word that no shit is sneaking into their dinner side dish.
So I'm left with two choices. The first being designing some kind of falcon-diaper, which can catch the bird poop before it makes contact with the ex-unmashed potatoes. Though this might work, it deeply disrupts my mental image of rows and rows of majestic birds of prey stomping away at their own individual potato buckets.
The other option, which I would much prefer, would be to filter out the poop in post, cleansing the monster mash and leaving it ready to be consumed. Unfortunately I have no way of determining whether or not this is possible, so I leave that to you. Can bird shit be filtered out from a mixture of it and mashed potatoes, leaving an edible substance behind?
Then maybe someone should domesticate ostriches into real life chocobos.
Idk.
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Ferals with just a touch of human characteristics are the absolute best. I would love to fuck one
nah
But damn, why flightless bird needs a pitot-tube?
So you mean a female dog? They're human enough, and way easier to be around
please don't penetrate dogs anally, they very rarely enjoy it
bending over and taking the knot is fine of course
Yeah, bitches don't really like anal sex. Vaginal is clearly the best.
Imagine just laying down naked with all of them, all the licks you would get and rockets in your face
But you have to eat her out first, or she won't cum
Yeah that's true
Yeah i don't think I'd fuck an actual male dog. I just like the idea
>Bird with dick.
No. NO.
Only ducks, ostriches and couple other birds have dicks.
Keep posting cloaca.
Not even sure why the gay craze is so popular. When dog pussy is pillowy and always wet. Just eat her out.
Your best bet would be to use compressed air, guided by cameras and computers, to blast the poop out of the buckets before they land in the potatoes. Systems like this are already used to sort fruits and small manufactured goods. Youd just have to train the birds to not be frightened by the air blasts.
Is this how you patch Linux?
You're right man. I think I'm way more on board with that.
>tfw my dick is too small, that only canary can perch on it...
It's awesome dude but you need some money or to make a lot of money at home somehow. You can't be away from your dogs like 12 hours a day. A lot of jobs suck these days lol. Dont even get a dog until you have some backup funds
It's a great life though... drugs too. Awesome. Too bad I havbe to opost cartoons on this kiddie ass site LOL ridiculous fagmods
start a grass cuitting business Lol, or whatever my dude. Good luck to you. You need land/
Ain't actual bestiality allowed?
If not where can i actually get the good stuff
there's a /zoo/ board on cripple chan
Nah... only drawn. Most sites are the same just google it.
Why not make a machine?
> but the issue of falcons pooping in the potato
That is food additive, for better taste.
its legal in the US. Just use a vpn for extra safety in case your ISP doesnt like it. Other than that just other chans and zoo forums.
I think Yea Forums technically allows it, but mods have discretion to run Yea Forums as they see fit. As such, zoo pron is usually deleted. Ive seen people get away with it though. Also, animal on animal is free game.
help my gsd puppy is too smart
he likes to climb chairs to get up on tables now, and i just saw a facebook post from the breeder talking about another shepherd of theirs that knows how to open doors both ways
i probably have to remove the thumb turn on my front door soon to make sure he doesn't get out while i'm at work
afraid hell cuck you while youre away?
nah i'm sure i'll be able to keep him sexually satisfied at all times
nice feet
i already miss having a female dog, but i wanted to try a male just once in my life
Lol if you want I guess. I like lots of females.
I love having bitches. Fuck that neighbor city shit.
But you need a lot of money to make it. Start a business dude. Buy bitcoin. The guy who was on before. If you're still on. Get money fuck bitches.
i wonder how well it would work to keep a male and a female separated when the bitch is in heat, i know males go kinda crazy over the smell but maybe if he's allowed to fuck me he won't get too frustrated
Nah, I think you'd end up with pups or a stressed out male. I'm sure breeders have figured it out and some probably join their dogs.
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are you still looking for a greater fool
i guess they have an excellent opportunity to buy high and sell low this week, lol
Satanic trips but yeah, scams are a thing.
Just dont be a retard and buy altcoin scams, and youll be fine