New celeb thread
New celeb thread
Ryder Cook
Gabriel Sanders
bride squad we out here
Henry Roberts
Carter Lewis
>cunt face alert
Nicholas Jackson
Jack Baker
Ayden Gomez
That's right, goys. Give your hard-earned money and to your masters at Hollywood. Worship them as deities like the pathetic peasants that you are. Don't forget to go to your local cinema.
Anthony Evans
Jayden Allen
Tell me, why are are the hottest girls Jewish? I'd give my last penny to smell their farts.
Parker Thomas
i like where this is going
kiernan lesbian confirmed
Colton Cook
Jordan Morgan
Christopher Torres
Parker Richardson
Xavier Lee
Nathaniel Davis
Shiny fappy people having fun
Brody Hill
Ian Jackson
what the fuck
Matthew Flores
come again?
Levi Myers
Camden Bennett
Samuel Brooks
Yes, yes goy. All jew women are hot. Follow this user's lead and surrender your money to us as you please yourself.
John Gutierrez
I've not come the first time yet
Elijah Diaz
What wrong wit dis bitch
Leo Cruz
Ethan Peterson
so pretty!
needs more leg
Bentley Jackson
Fug
Kayden Morris
>not coming multiple times in a day to rihanna
Michael Howard
imagine a wet babs mouf all glossy lips, wide open with a string of saliva showing you how moist it is
it would be such a lovely warm and wet place with a soft and slippery tongue snaking in there ... perfect for all kinds of things
Asher Phillips
Josiah Cruz
i love u lia
William Peterson
nice tush
Hudson Diaz
Wonderful job, goys. This will fuel the Zionist efforts to achieve one new world order. The more of your hard earned attention you gives, the more you can relate to us elites.
Isaiah Anderson
Noah Ward
I already do. Praise be to our Jewish overlords!
I have the stamina of Heracles. Cumming is for lesser anons
Kevin Lee
Ryder Campbell
all of your favorite celebrities now mysteriously no longer have nipples, does this change your affection for them?
Henry Morgan
but you know you want to
Jack Jenkins
mmmm mac
Luke Baker
Henry Rodriguez
>creepers, hold me Hyland
Ayden Butler
Brandon White
Daniel Cox
other necks can't compete
should have just went topless underneath those black slates
Blake Flores
>mysteriously
If that's the case, my attraction only goes up!
One must wait for
The opportune moment
Grayson Hughes
Bentley Davis
i hope her sis becomes as big a whore as she is too
Matthew Robinson
mmm fuck, any more webms of that tight bimbo?
Tyler Flores
let me give that asshole a massage with my finger
Adrian Flores
hmmm
Connor Perez
this post displays high intelligence
Dominic Myers
Austin Harris
we must protect her nipples
Luis Sanchez
She's a fucking mess lately. She's had some hard to watch IG live streams where she's just drugged out of her mind
Jonathan Sanders
M F K
Chase Rogers
Elijah Johnson
Since when does Big Disgrace like Kristen?
Brayden Peterson
Michael Nelson
at what age did you discover that ana loves neck kisses?
why is kiki so tol?
Joseph Bennett
Brody Murphy
wew
Kevin Gutierrez
Need more MBB!
Luke Gomez
that is too bad, such wasted potential
Noah Mitchell
It's about time my brilliance was recognised.
>protect her nipples
From...?
Kevin Garcia
Aaron Stewart
Ethan Morgan
it didn't take long :)
Christopher Sanchez
>tol
Anthony Sullivan
I don't want to lose them from the mysterious nipple vanishing
Jonathan Murphy
Asher Morgan
>Big Disgrace
Ethan Young
Matthew Peterson
A direct quote from one of those streams was "I'd love to try heroin someday", completely unironically. RIP to cute Lia.
Asher Bell
>datcuntface
Anthony Mitchell
Adam Nguyen
woah there, is that a leak?
Jace Ross
Tyler Young
I wish Sarah's leaks had VJ in them instead of that ugly nobody
Jeremiah Perez
Queen!
Andrew Ward
Cute Clawie
More McKayla!
Anthony King
>when you write a few lewd lines for nessafriend but he suddenly disappears on you
feelsbadman
Gavin Baker
that is fucked up
Luis Sanchez
love her titties
Jose Morris
Ayden Lewis
William Jackson
Well, duh! My brilliance is fleeting at best, it seems...
( . Y . )
Nolan Ortiz
Gavin Price
>tfw now i'm thinking of you and ana consummating your marriage in the missionary position and her tilting her head back into the pillow to expose her beautiful neck for you to kiss, moaning passionately
life ain't fair
Connor Clark
weak load
Carson Gonzalez
Leo Jackson
You either scared him off or made him pass out from the extremely intensive fap
Mason Hernandez
you can see her nostrils flair for a second there.... just struggling so hard to get any air in them. I have a deviated septum and my nose doesn't even struggle like that
Jack Torres
i'm not glad he's dead but i'm glad he's gone. you're next big boy
Liam Cox
i guy wanted me to suck him off for kiki the other day, shame the timing didnt work out
Hudson Nguyen
next day little Ari was so pumped from her day
before she had to go to the gym and exercise!
and as little Ari tugged and pumped up her
two pound weight came a man well muscled
and frothing good brawl, and burliness, that
half the men therein did him good courage
to space few forths lest he come!
and he laughed into lil Ari's face; he put the
shame of her effort to its full, and called
himself the mini-mightest that could with his
finger the smallest pink twist around and lift
on that amount she trove dervishly! little Ari
pout and glave he had three amounts of heart,
each a small beach pebble of size! he had no
passin perfection to his fellow feeling, and
she called him an orge: saying dart be gone
and scamper or little Ari will turn to a wroth
she-devil and make no promise she can't
keep from doing him the greatest harm!
he laughed yet again and this more louder
than the first in vociferous scullen! he said
he is known here in this gym as the
shamefullest of husky men, and to do the
ridicule part on the men that do him honor
with their delicate appearances and weak
wise he plays no part! he is ever general to
appraise more worth than himself, and always
he is most happy to lift up others beside
himself, even be though they be less
amassed and skinny pulped! though in
saving one matter he is thought unworthy,
that by the females ever present he is always
wise to do them dishonor and crack pise over
them! and he said it is a great pity little Ari
has felt this way for his character trait, for
she is a hot and well known piece of bum!
and then he pinched her bottom bum cheek
and winked and smiled on little Ari, giving her
a pass on go to, for her perfection he thought
to bliss and choose to humble herself!
Jose Ramirez
Grayson Davis
Camden Powell
she has a piggy nose, it's understandable
Austin Jackson
I'd give her a gold medal
For her ass
Jeremiah Anderson
Its all good
Hunter Howard
Thomas Mitchell
never happened
Ian Russell
Ethan Morris
They are incredible
David Cooper
Owen Torres
Gabriel Martin
protip: that's a nigger
Luke Turner
Wyatt Lopez
Fapping to Ri and contemplating human existence
Perhaps my first existential fap
Jordan Gray
hnghhh
Jose Green
every time they do work on your nose, they have to break it. her shits been broken many a times lmao. her nose didn't used to look like dat
John Allen
i can confirm something like that did occur following our beautiful wedding
Christopher Diaz
I-I hope he just went to bed ... maybe ask him tomorrow :(
I tell you what, you try and to actually make it fair for the two of us as I will go to bed now
Christopher Mitchell
is this new?!?!
Landon Fisher
Jayden Roberts
Noah Baker
But her husband is ugly as fuck
Camden Martin
Bruce Jenner is a degenerate fuck
Daniel Martinez
Love Kylie
Joseph Powell
good night my lovelies, stay safe
and tell nessanon I didn't want to scare him away :(
David Gomez
John Clark
i know and thats the problem
Luke Jackson
Fukken baste post
Connor Harris
She is the best
Caleb Smith
Goodnight qt
Levi Rodriguez
Josiah Richardson
Christopher Ward
her face is meh but her body is great
Tyler Baker
don't tell me she was still wearing her dress...
>this is considered a 10/10 in these threads
Asher Jenkins
bit better
Connor Wilson
m2
Luis Rivera
Jackson Cox
Her T&A are outstanding
Jaxson Parker
Now that's what I call LOAD volume 2
Carter Nguyen
but if we don't exist, who is fapping to Ri?
Cameron Martin
Anthony Stewart
yup
Jaxon Garcia
of course she was, it was a wedding after all
Easton Butler
I wish you experience extreme physical as well as psychological pain, cuntface
Logan Cook
Certainly not me
Evan Lopez
Jason Brooks
Does one ever make the choice to fap? Or are our lives merely flashes in the cosmos, an infinitesimally small flash of time in which we attempt to understand the fap?
Leo Morgan
Josiah Johnson
booty
Logan Parker
hnghh
Owen Ross
I know. It's a big yikes, frankly it's just sad. Oh well.
James Morris
as Camus once put it "Life is the sum of all your faps"
Jack Robinson
Add discord yeeboi#8016 for trade and talk
Henry Stewart
Brody Martin
lol well played
Nicholas Nelson
Owen Williams
Jaxson Reed
i'm gonna go ahead and safely assume that her dress wasn't a rental then lol
th-thanks...
Nathan Phillips
I believe it was Descartes that also said:
'I fap, therefore I am'
Adrian Wright
everyone tries heroin once or twice though
Jaxson Morgan
Why?
Noah Cox
dat rack
Michael Rodriguez
we can afford nice things :)
Justin Phillips
now is the hour of my existential dread fap
Alexander Ross
Drugs are bad, mkay? Don't do drugs!
Kevin James
Hudson Morgan
I've tried everything I could get my hands on so far except heroin tbh
Colton Thompson
juicy Kylie
Caleb Lewis
truly the finest of intellectuals
my goodness
Liam Torres
almost as juicy as kim
Joseph Edwards
Once your mind expands further and faster than your member, only then can you reach nirvana
Truer words hath rarely been spoken. As the late, great Wittgenstein said,
'The fap is everything that is the case.'
Elijah Bennett
fucking sexy
Juan Anderson
then did she, little Ari, cut the man with a bite
on his finger! and four other big and brawny
set men had to hold the man forth, for ever he
strove more in an anger on Ari for his bloody
finger, and patched they good favor for him to
take him to his car, and reprimanded him to
relieve further and come back in two hours
when they said sure little Ari would have
finished her workout and they be both good
to not do each other any more harm!
Oliver Jones
Landon Rivera
thought you went to bed bitch boi
have you banged oxy?
that's a myth perpuated by the jews
Jeremiah Lopez
they are both juicy, hnnng
Mason Turner
Joseph Davis
A vision of heaven
Logan White
but these celebs arent new, we see them every day
Aaron Martinez
m-maybe you can afford to let me live at your guys place so i can listen to your late night romps through the walls. i'll be very quiet
Nathan Wood
Babs!
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Fixing myself something to eat!
Needs things to go into my mouf!
Please forgive!
Lincoln Jackson
As Nietzsche once put it "That which does not kill us makes us hornier." and I may have to agree with that though seems a bit extreme
Juan Gray
hmm, i don'\t know about that
Brayden Reed
Connor Morales
Only once, I try to stay clear of opiates in general
Leo Harris
both made to drain cocks
Nicholas Martin
Hunter Cook
Brandon Evans
They do an excellent job
Gabriel Thomas
Lincoln Howard
Well, I side with our Kosher brochure brokers on this issue.
'To fap is to suffer, to climax is to find some meaning in the fapping.'
Jeremiah Garcia
William Sanchez
is this where we go at the end of our nonexistence? Bimbo Heaven?
>"sometimes a nut is just a nut"
cant remember who spoke that but both quotes speaks to the duality of man in a way
Adrian Lewis
Dominic Murphy
they certainly put in 110%
Kayden Howard
"Not a fap, we defy faggotry. There is a special providence in the spaff of an user. If it be now, 'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be now; if it be not now, yet it will come - the sluttiness is all."
Josiah Davis
you hope you do good, you try to do good and i think we did pretty good tonight
Andrew Phillips
Samuel Nelson
Nathan Fisher
huh. do they not speak English on Barbados
Chase Ward
I appreciate it
Ryan Bennett
real deep user
>"cumming is an act, not a word"
and what does that mean for you?
Robert Evans
Nathan Roberts
same here
Ian Diaz
She got kristened
Logan Long
Like...a lot...
Levi Robinson
well if you've IV'd oxy (banged it) then you pretty much know how heroin feels. at least the first time you do H, that is. I've only ever snorted H the 2 times I did it and that was like 10 years ago. good on you for staying away from opiates. only alcohol has destroyed more lives.
>Kosher brochure brokers
KEK. alcohol is a drug too though, bd buddy. one of the worst imo
Carter Hill
I can attest they barely speak English in England. Fuck knows about Barbados though.
Not a Hamlet fan, then?
JP Sartre? I'm impressed user. Impressive.
Jacob Cox
I am not BD!!!
I don't drink, either.
Ethan Bennett
don't listen to him, bd a good boy who dindu nuffin, this guy has been impersonating him for the last 8 months and been causing problems in the threads
Adrian Ward
I remembered some stuff taking a college humanities class lol
Luis Flores
my mistake. it seems bd is directly below you. & drink em if you got em my niggy
get muffed you maple syrup sippin' spear chucker
Evan Thomas
>impersonating bd
I'm innocent I tells ya!
>causing problems in threads
Well, problems are a point of view...
So you're yet a philistine at heart?
My body is a temple nigga
Liam James
I remember thinking "fuck it, why not. just never do heroin" the first time I tried acid
I doubt I'll end up a junkie if I do, I just knee too many that ruined their lives with that shit
Coming to think of it, a handful of old friends died from meth too. I'm glad I kept my 2timesmax on that
Christian Foster
...
Adam Lopez
You just KNOW
Matthew Foster
I am well versed in the art of fappin
Wyatt Wilson
Your dragon fapping may be strong, but my tiger style will defeat it
Mason Cooper
There are dozens of McKayla leaks lol
Oliver Roberts
new here huh? cherish it, user