>CIV THREAD
leader:Akbar Hussan
religion:Islam
population:24
Year:1843
DUBS decide what we build next
>CIV THREAD
leader:Akbar Hussan
religion:Islam
population:24
Year:1843
DUBS decide what we build next
caliphate
Penis statue
brothel
Lmao this
A really deep hole
Pour concrete in the rivers
Fuck a goat
a harbor on the river
winrar
Concentration camp
a private mercenary group takes over the city bringing with them bipedal weapon systems and a nuke
the new leader becomes Big Boss
leader:Akbar Hussan
religion:Islam
population:24
Year:1844
We build a brothel
reroll
reroll again
rooolll
obviously we need a barracks
4th times the charm
reroll
How about a river mill so we can make flour?
Roll
check em
winrar
Is it Obelisk time? I think its Obelisk time. Build Obelisk.
build a cross
We need a grave yard
this
Make a school, these kids need to learn
Reroll
Rollin
leader:Akbar Hussan
religion:Islam
population:25
Year:1845
We build a boat to accompany the harbor
Town gets replaced by high tech nuclear weapon development funded by the islamic state
roll
Roll
rr
Rolled
roll0
roll8
rolling for this, STEM focused
this
roll
we build an xbox one
A single tit emerges from the river
make a barracks to attack those heretics across the river
noice
leader:Akbar Hussan
religion:Islam
population:26
Year:1846
People want to catch the beast
Build a library with the only book being
the bibble
Reroll
Gimme da Bibble Reroll
RR
trade with north settlers
Nikolas Cruz drops by to say sup
This
Roll
Please Papi
Givce this man a reroll
Dick in the sky
Toxic gas clouds
rroll
rollerino
Rooool
Statue of erect cock, with encircling pews
we build a hammock in between the 2 right down trees
Build a Templar warband to beseige the heretics
build a bridge to the settlers
build a vulcano
Deus vult reroll
RR
build a 19th century islamic terrorist cult
Pope gives more funds for a reroll
rr
leader:Akbar Hussan
religion:Islam
population:26
Year:1846
The great Mohamed has blessed us with a volcano, people assume its for sacrifices
Bam! Bubonic plague take pop down by 2/3
nice
use ship to sacrifice westerners to muhammed
Aqueduct and a Bathhouse
leader:Akbar Hussan
religion:Islam
population:7
Year:1846
the plague has claimed the life of many
starbucks
Guillotine
Ah shit. The Russian are invading
Build an isolated community for anti-jewism which will later develop into hitler's plan
this
reroll
double reroll
A wild Jew appears and begins besmirching the name of allah
let me have this fuck
Roll
Convert to Satanism
rollin for jesus
Volcano erupts. Kills 1 and blocks off the rivers
A Wall to keep out those barbarians from the North
Plague has people not believing in their leader. Revolution happens. New leader is established and his name is Satan
Nice
Roll
goes with this
Chicken Dinner
Rolls
Roll
Erect a giant phallic monument
roll
tHIS
Kek. Satan established now we erect a giant cock
Gigantic statue of lord satan is erected. Many orgies are had at the statues feet.
Abdul discovers rock and roll and instantly strums epic guitar solos.
Rolling again
leader:Akbar Hussan
religion:Satanism
population:7
Year:1846
Mercenaries invade the town and build nukes, we also convert to Satanism
You forgot Satan as new leader
half the population gets aids and dies
Erect giant chode statue surrounded by pews.
DEUS VULT
the settlers to the north strike a deal with the mercenaries to kill all the arabs and take the town for themselves
rr
Youve been paid to investigate an American presence in Nicaragua. Collect one nuclear weapon
Oh no. Russians invade. Resettled by russians. New leader Czar Nicholas II
A great prophet emerges to spread Satanism to neighboring villages. He immediately gets killed and sacrificed since that's a fag thing to do. Let them have their gods and we have ours.
rr
Make on be really big like giant huge so huge that his penis can eat you whole
Goats become fertile
Suk Madiq establishes the first porn studio.
the mercenary's leader Big Boss builds arrives and kills Akbar Hussan
reroll
leader:Satan
religion:Satanism
population:9
Year:1847
We build a warband, Satan is appointed leader, we erect a phallic monument
Ganondorf emerges from the west. He brings his kinky band of desert amazons with him. They fuck all the men. He serves under satan.
Mercenaries revolt. Town becomes outer heaven. Leader becomes Big Boss.
Engage in mass furry orgy to repopulate the town with animal human hybrids
Destroy mosque
Sauron enters town. Picks a fight with Satan
ok fags time to invade north
Big Boss arrives with a force of 20 mercenaries, Kills Satan and takes control
A 200 m tall golden dick statue appears.
Sacrifice sheep to the volcano for satan
this + Town becomes Outer Heaven
They make up and then have a few beers.
rr
The north invades and converts the village to catholicism
Uh oh! Baby Boom! Population goes up to 50 people!
RR
Darth Vader arrives and Satan becomes a Sith Lord apprentice under Lord Vader.
We build a big fat cock out of sand that protects our masculinity from the evil gay ghosts of an army ruled by an old dead pharaon buried underwater.
fuck
Roll for this and this
Roll
We are in the middle of the desert, so we might as well host a WWE show. Build a stadium.
Reroll
Satan, Sauron, Ganon and Darth Vader go out and bang hookers with their monster cocks.
big trips right here
Motherbase is also built off the coast
reroll (it will work since those were my posts)
leader:Big Boss
religion:Satanism
population:9
Year:1847
Satan is assassinated by Big boss, he resumes leadership for him and the people accept it
giant statue of tits
Rolling
Rolling for this
A ship of asian sex slaves arrives from the east. Some shady merchant character offers the town women to repopulate. Big Boss pounds them all with his big dick.
Roll. I like it
Big Boss builds a barracks to train an ultimate army
common reroll
Reroll
US troops start showing up from the north. Turns out we were in Baja California all along.
Yea Forums theam park
You fool! The Skulls parasite unit has infiltrated! Lose 1/4 of mercenary forces, but gain advanced technology
Jimmy Neutron comes by and excruciatingly executes all the mercenaries by having a brain blast that gives him the superhuman power to forcefully stab his erection into them one by one and expand his dong until they are ripped apart from the inside out. They cannot retaliate because the sheep see Jimmy Neutron as sheep Jesus and sacrifice themselves as living sheep armor.
Also make the volcano ejaculate pure smegma.
We create Yea Forums with stone tablets
Re-rolling
Again
It sucks because rollercoasters haven't been invented yet.
haha
If trips the face of Goddard is also carved into a mountainside.
Rollerino for Jimbo
Pleaaaase
This has to hapoen reroll
REROLL
Ok last one
Big Boss ascends to Godhood and turns the city to a floating island in the sky complete with 3 more nuclear missile silos
A group of 4 busty redheads who escaped from the northern town as they decided redheads were soulless demons. The redheads become part of the population and become big boss's personal harem as they fall in love with him and have endless gratitude for him.
rollerino
nuclear missile silo
rr +
rr
leader:Big Boss
religion:Satanism
population:17
Year:1848
Gandalf arrives and our population doubles
+
This
Reroll
rr
Some British guy named Lawrence comes into town to investigate the rumors of some satanic autistic shithole inn the desert.
roll
Might as well roll for the entire fucking thread, you fucking mongoloid
the mercenary force doubles and someone buries the corpses in a graveyard
rrrr
It's Ganondorf you colossal fuckup. The village lynches OP's dumb nigger ass and fucks his corpse.
reroll
Reroll
Civil war breaks out
sarlac pit
orbital tether/space elevator
> Gandalf
A cube people worship
Whoa whoa whoa. Why 1843. There's no trade unless I establish and I'm gonna die. Religious conflicts.
a church to Big Boss is made
the new religion becomes Mercenary-ism
Roll
orbital shipyards
first and last reroll
Reroll. Needs to be done
leader:Big Boss
religion:Satanism
population:20
Year:1857
We become an cloud in the sky. praise Allah we are now heaven
Roll
Giant female that prints babies. (30/hr)
ok I lied fuck
You forgot about the busty redheads, OP
Longcat returns and becomes their version of Falcor
Fall out of sky because of physics and all die
Roll
we get raided by a united states special task force and launch our nuclear weapons.
we end up destroying our selves in the process but the united states ends up taking significant damage.
Big Boss escapes and eventually becomes president of the united states
THE END
rr
Reroll
Boxxy becomes the town slut
cats.
Reroll
Kek
Based
...
Toxic cum puddles
Come on
Welp it looks likes thing are dead here OP OUT
Civilization gets sucked into a surfacing gaping asshole
The end
more cats.
Floating island idea killed the thread. Island returns back to the surface in the spot where it originally was
Rerollerino
rr
After 10 years we meet angelic creatures and cuck them and take their sweet cloud magic for ourselves. Pop. triples.
Reroll
Roll
Reroll
Aliens arrive and crash into us since nobody fucking expects a civ in the sky. We return to Earth using their tech and reestablish the city. Shamans begin to gather. Pop quadruples.
...
Civ gets sent back to 200,000 BC
Come on
the volcano erupts from lack of virgin sacrifices
Eternal life
roll
All the man in the town have some nice gay anal sex!
Every single children gets ass fucked by satan
gay pride parade
This + aids
english language school
abortion clinic
Reroll
deuterium refining facility
perfect user!
rocket factory
That's a weird mixture if I've ever seen one
also the gay pride parade too
the Molotov brothers rides in to town and burn down half the buildings
McDonalds
reroll
We are patient OP, take your time, we are waiting
do eeetttttt
Emus attack the city
Bump
Is op killed?
Bump
Bamp
OP's grave.
The Tomb of OP.
Well defensible, self sustained US Military base
pauper's grave for op.
mass grave with op in it.
Chuck e cheese
a big hole for no reason.
Roll
It was there in the cloud city New Al-Qaeda that the would be prophet Osama Jihad Jabar was born. His childhood was a quiet but happy one, swimming in Lake Tittykaka and playing tag beneath the nuclear spires erected long ago by giant pale men from the North. It was in the four clover park that he won ten games of wack the infidel and thus the interest of the local beauty, at least beauty from what he can see beneath the veil. He fancied to himself that she would take many beatings and give him many sons as his wife. But Osama was not destined for a quiet life beating his wife and raising his sons, no, quite the contrary. For the thunderous cries of an unseen enemy was heard by everyone in New Al-Qaida on the eve of his 15th birthday. Their bodies mass beneath the clouded city like tar bubbling up in the swamps. Their bodies clamber and fall and smash into one another in their climb to get at their foes. Chanting fevently and with bloodied rigor, "you talking mad shit for someone in crusading distance. No, Osama was not destined for the quiet life. The litany of war is coming. Coming for his beloved city, coming for him.
Reroll
Op was a cool guy, til he inevitably became a faggot
Op ded