Hey gamers, what's the worst thing you've ever done?

hey gamers, what's the worst thing you've ever done?

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jack off to my step sister

i dont do this anymore

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dang first story and they're coming in strong

well thats lame,she's your step sister.you should be fucking her instead

i mean she pretty big i want my cock to still work

I once fucked a horse

fair enough

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Probably just attempting suicide. I wasn't depressed, I just didn't see the point in living life. Its repetitive and nothing new happened and I decided thats not the life I wanted to live. My grandfather tried to go into my room when I was about to go through and I stopped.

Glad you're ok user

weak

Creepers: Represent muslims. Not only do they blow themselves up but they are also green, which is a color strongly associated with Islam.

Enderman: A tall, black man who steals shit and can't swim.

Villagers: Big nosed merchants who have their hands constantly rubbed together.

Also the play on the Mine Craft and Mein Kampf.

Notch knew what he was doing.

When I was about 15 it was really hard to find a place to fap, but the computer was in my step sisters' room.

So once I came by humping my 9 year old step-sister's pillow, another time I was humping the 6 year old's Tellitubby.

The pillow was awkward though, it left a stain on the pillow case.

yikes

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I just saw endgame, and it was pretty good, but there were a few weird things.

I thought it was strange how the Russo Brothers decided to render Thanos’ erect penis in such vivid detail. The veins were so perfectly done I couldn’t even tell his cock wasn’t real.

Another thing I found weird was when Black Panther broke the fourth wall and gave the audience the n-word pass. I did appreciate it, but it would feel more in place in a Deadpool movie.

Overall, it was still excellent, but I think that they definitely need to reconsider some things.

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killed yoshi to jump higher and dont fall

i thought op wasn't a faggot

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end