HELP GOD FUCK HELP

HELP GOD FUCK HELP

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Cut it off

Just cut it dumbass.

Now chop it off.

Nothing worse than an attention whore without even any tits to whore out.

With what I've got no room to get the scissors in

Relax. If you relax it will slow the blood flow. Coldwater also might help that too. After the cold water and relaxing use some oil or butter. Final step don't be retarded and do it again

get your fingers under it and rip it off

toe nail clipper

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Idiot what are you 12

Use big garden shears. I’m into penectomy as well.

Shit, man, just take a knife and start sawing at it. It's already under tension, so it'll probably break as soon as you make the first cut. Won't even cut your skin if you're careful.

rub it with bengay, it dissolves rubber

Oldie but goodie

Let nair sit on it for an hour.
That will help

Why the fuck gloves

Pic is new, pal

Timestamp fag.

go take a nap

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I think that's just grease.

this

OP POST ANOTHER PIC AND TIMESTAMP

cut off your dick the elastic will leave itself

Got it off. Lubed my finger up and slipped it under. Time for bed, work in the morning trying to find the best Brexit solution for our country. Stay tuned.

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No need to cut off you penis OP, make a small incision under the head, the drawn blood will relieve enough pressure for your penis to go limp and then you will have enough room to snip off the rubber band. I know it sounds gruesome but that's how we treat patients that have felt the effects of viagra for 4+ hours at the clinic.

dick is still pink
no issue
post it when purple and we'll see

No, cut your dick off

You can shock the elastic band with boiling water and immediately followed by ice cold water.