What's the best way to get back at my friend who slept with my ex and lied about it

What's the best way to get back at my friend who slept with my ex and lied about it

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Do something involving cucumbers and a tortoise

Tape, superglue a good razorblade under their car door handles

Punch him hard in the dick

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She was your ex when he fucked her? You need to let that shit go.

bang his mom and record it

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Suck his dick while he is sleeping.

He slept with you ex? Ahahaha
Get the fuck over it you little bitch. She ain't yours anymore.

I don't give a fuck if he banged her after me but he denied it when I asked. I found out through another friend he slept with her not long after I dumped her. That's some straight up pussy shit on his part.

feminize him and fuck them both side-by-side

I don't care but why lie about it? Bitch move on his part

Confront him about it. See what he says.

Have you considered op that it was none of your business and you should move on without fucking up your life over old pussy?

And? Maybe he didn't tell you cause you'd flip your shit like you're doing now. And once again. Shes not your girlfriend, she's can fuck whomever she wants. Your got a problem with it? That's literally all on you

Do either of them have kids/younger siblings?
You could really hurt one of them.

you are in the wrong
get over yourself

YOU
AINT
SHIT

Sleep with him

In all seriousness, it's your ex. Both of you should have moved on and have separate lives. What your friend and your ex does shouldn't even matter to you.

I knew this guy since elementary. I felt like we were on the level were we could be completely transparent with one another. If he had admitted it to me I would have said how did my dick taste? Have a laugh and move on. I don't care who anyone sleeps with. Liars are the ones I can't stand.

Its a dick move. You don't fuck your bro's ex unless you have his blessing

Also I have another friend who tried to sleep with her and she turned him down. The whore has some semblance of standards. I wouldn've fucked as many of her friends as possible to get back at her if she had dumped me.

You think that you would be mad and pull shit like this?

I plan on it next time I see him. I except him to play dumb as usual. I should fuck his big titty sister but she's kinda gross.

pics of the sister, we will tell you if thats a good idea or not.

rape and murder his whole family? idk just a suggestion

Dump them nudes

cut your ex's head off and leave it in your friends bed while she sleeps.

Tell him you just got tested and found out you have aids

>not long after I dumped her
>after I dumped her
>after
Cheating?? Nope
Also YOU dumped HER

kids these days...

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See

catfish him and/or sleep with him and lie about it

He's a coward for lying about it. Why not be a man and say yeah I fucked her so what?

Fuck his current and lie about it. Or better yet his mom and tell him.

Maybe he realised you're a whiny little shit and therefore doesn't respect you?

Just sayin'

Fuck his mom.

Cut off his pp and eat it

You are a cunt.

Found the roastie

Why is he required to tell you about his personal sex life?

She's not your girlfriend anymore... it's none of your business.

Well, you could start by posting your eyes nudes. But honestly, bang his ex. If you can't do that, get creative... egg his house, shit on his lawn, etc.

Bros before ho's. Maybe if your ex wasn't a ho, she wouldn't have fucked him to piss you off. Check the bitch, not the bro.

This. Read, repeat, then read it again. Based, no matter how you want to twist it, you can't.

HE dumped HER.
It's none of his fucking business what she does. It's also not his friends fault either, she's not dating OP anymore.

OP doesn't just get to CLAIM everything she can and cannot do for the rest of her life just because op dated her ONCE.

OP sounds like a fucking psycho

Im astounded how many cucked idiots are in this thread. Do none of you faggots have a concept of honor? Guy code?

You dont fuck your friends ex. Thats not a friend. You should cut them both out of your life completely, OP. Best way to get back at them is to completely cut them out of your life. Do not call or text them ever again. Become the best version of yourself and they will see that what they did was shameful as fuck.

Ha ha! Mob style, except it's not a horse head. Still would work, I suppose.

Agreed, I won't argue your points cause you're spot on.

give us her nudes ofc
ffs

Lol its definitely the friend who is in the wrong. Women cant be expected to make honorable and moral decisions when it comes to relationships. Especially when its not going to hurt her in the long run. Men should know better than to ever fuck their friends exes.

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Are you 12? Look, nobody had to get permission to do shit when you're an adult. If OP has sand in his vag then fight the friend. Hit each other then have a beer and left it go. No reason to let a friendship for that many years die cause OP can't handle his friend fuckin his ex. He shouldn't care. And maybe his friend didn't want to hurt his feelings. Should his friend have lied? No, he should have told him when he asked. So, there are grounds for a scrap. Not grounds for throwing a good friend away.

God when did this board become so reddit? All these faggots defending this pathetic excuse for a man and op's mega whore of an exgf.

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>im not your property! All fuck all of your friends and theres nothing wrong with that!

This is literally how a woman thinks.

jesus you're a pussy, if you wanted her you shouldn't have broken up. Worried he's better in bed than you or what? he probably is seeing how insecure you are

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>Men should know better than to ever fuck their friends exes
Disagree, as a man, all unmarried, ungirlfriended are fair fucking game. That's the fuckin man rules. Know'em, life'em, be'em. I have spoken..

by posting her nudes on Yea Forums. duh.

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murder is the only answer

This. Grow the fuck up. There are literally billions of women on this planet. Go fuck a few of them. Fuck you OP.

Fuck his ass.

stick ur finger in his butthole

>What are boundaries?

You dont fuck your friends exes. Its disrespectful as fuck. There are plenty of people she could fuck. It shows how little they both think of OP. You people are ridiculous. Having honor and principles makes you 12 though lol ok. Fuckin degenerates i swear.

noice digits brah

Imagine being this thirsty.

Learn to read I don't care who she fucks. This is between me and my friend, who I caught being a lying snake. I can't have people like that in my circle.

Its his friend hes upset about

Pretty sure she fucked him to get back at op for dumping her. He's better off without them in his life.

Dudes think the same way.

Many guys will often say, fuck her friends, fuck her sister etc if they get dumped by the girl.

You have no winning point here.

>this

That's your opinion. I guess you are one that confuses "honor" and "principles" with getting pussy. Your friends will always let you down when you expect them to be just like you, user.

Show him your hiv + home test kit

Your friend bettayed your trust and fucked your ex. Its clear that what he did was wrong. But youre asking some of the most degenerate, sexually deraved, and thirsty people on the planet for advice.

Pussy. Fight him. Then it's over and friends again. We all fuck up OP, if you never have then arnt you a special snowflake?

And check my digits, fags!

He didn't want to hurt your widdle feelings, and judging from your bitch ass pussy reaction, he was right.

might have something to do with you throwing fits and putting people's personal business out there.

>Having friends that wont fuck your exes is unrealistic

Imagine having shit friends like this guy and being okay with it lmao. They arent just loke me but they have basic understanding of boundaries. These are the creators of cuck threads telling OP to be cool with his friend fucking his ex behind his back kek

Move on and better yourself

He didnt dox them you idiot what do you mean he put their personal business ot there???

keep pretending it's the lying that pissed you off beta boy, that's probably why he didn't tell you. He knew you wouldn't be able to handle it because you're a big ball of emotions.

''I woulda laughed about it blablabla'' Would you really? Doubtful.

Whatever you say, you want to think your friends wouldn't? Ok, I'll let you think that but, you're wrong, user, so wrong.

this

Based

Fuck his mom then send him pictures of your cock inside her. Don't forget to nut inside her so his new brother is your son forcing him to live with the memory of how he lost his best friend.

>friend slept with ex

Grow the fuck up.

At my friends wedding he was coked up and tried to wrestle me for sport, he thought he had me pinned until I flipped him and was about to take a swing before my friend stopped me. I think deep down I already knew he was fucking around with my ex.

I didn't expect this many replies but yeah I'm not even upset. He's a loser with no drivers license and a severe alcohol problem, still lives at home. Meanwhile I'm moving cross country to take a new job which pays handsomely. My ex actually has another bf now, poor fool doesn't know my friend fucked his girl and they all hang out together routinely.

And you're correct. But only because a generation raised on social media has devalued the term "friend" to such an extent that it has lost all meaning

You sound like the loser here, bud. I hope you get married and your wife cheats on you, cos of what a loser you are, to teach you that other people aren’t your fucking property.

Then let it go. You have no reason to give a flying fuck.

Nice try but, I'm not a kid

she's not your property and neither is he. No one's required to get your permission to do anything and they lied because they knew you'd act like this.

My advice is to cut your own dick off and choke on it.

Lol yeah I would laugh, retard. Looking back now my ex is a 5/10 at best. I've had girls way hotter now that I'm single and without all the drama.

Women CAN fuck whichever single person they want and don't need any permission from anyone except the person they're fucking. Same for men! Don't like it? Move to Saudi Arabia with the rest of your type.

maybe if he got laid he'd stop throwing a little baby tantrum over his friend getting laid

>I don't care who she fucks.
But you do. Because you care that he fucked her. Just because she WAS your gf doesn't mean she's "off limits" to everyone you know. Grow the fuck up.

Get over it you beta faggot. Go fuck his ex

This is the best way for a cuckold to get back at a bull

>Your friend bettayed your trust and fucked your ex. Its clear that what he did was wrong.
No it isn't and there's no "betrayal" here you 18th century relic. She's allowed to fuck whomever she wants, as is he. If he really wants to "get back" at him he should go fuck one of the other guy's exes. But he won't because he's a goddamned idiot retard just like you. Probably also knows deep down that it won't actually bother him because the friend is way better adjusted than OP.

sure thing bud whatever helps you sleep at night.

she's an ex, who gives a shit what she does

If you consider it a breach of your friendship then don't be friends any more.
Outside of that, who gives a fuck? You don't get to control the sex lives of your ex and of other guys.

>whatever helps you sleep at night
That reddit as fuck response. Can't take you seriously man sorry.

The problem is the friend. Not the ex.

What sounds alpha to you?
Getting emotional and angry over a friend fucking your ex OR
Not giving a fuck.
You sound like a whiny beta faggot.

no one in this entire thread can take you seriously bud, you sound about 16 years old, crying over spilled milk.

Grow up.

Not care. Be proud that your buddy fucked the same skank you did. My friends and I pass around girls all the time without jealousy. It’s not a big deal.

see if his dick is bigger or not.. if your dick is bigger, you won

whos the girl in the pic?

>t. Guy who's never had a loyal friend
I'm not your bud cuckboy

well none of my friends would fuck an ex of mine in the first place because they actually respect me, unlike yours seemingly.

Ya think? ya fuckin mental deficient. Thats why I'm cutting the friendship off, but not before I have his sister blow me and send him pics.

fuck....

who is this

sleep with his sister

I would post my exs nudes but I deleted them. This is my current fwb. My ex's ass was laughable but she had big tiddies I guess.

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try this: grow the fuck up.

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Get over it is probably the best way. Holding a grudge is not good.

Hey hey hey.jesus Christ don't forget to burn the bodies.any job worth doing should be done with fire

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Or crack his skull open with a 8lb. Hammer

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is someone going to fucking post the other pics in that girls set or what? Jesus fucking CHRIST!

Check out this guy. You think they do. How can guys be this nieve to think none of their friends ever fucked one of their ex's. Most likely with the law of averages it has happen to a lot of you and you don't even know. Also most likely a lot of you, your friend is fucking your woman presently.

What a massive faggot we have here

Nah, you use a tack hammer if anything.

>liar
>good friend
pick one

Sick his dick you whiney bitch

Yeah, ok. Live in your fantasy world where no friend ever lies to you. I'm surrounded by 12 year olds.

Bro your friend is just an idiot, you said it yourself, you knew him since elementary, if he didnt care about you or how you would feel he wouldnt have lied, he knew he fucked up and didnt want to hurt you, confront him and tell him that lying makes things worse, dont set everything on fire

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>Also most likely a lot of you, your friend is fucking your woman presently.
Joke's on you, I have no friends

Then you are one of the smart ones, my boy.

low standards. you must be the group footstool

This. you'll even have a 1 up on him, he'll always be loyal to you this way. he'll think 100.000 times before making a mistake like this again

cuck

And you must be the group cocksucker.

>current year

Yeah, that made sense. Have I hurt you? Do you need a safe space?

that's what a footstool is, nigger

wew

Ya, no shit. It's called calling you the same thing in a different way. Man, you are autistic,eh?

Move on with your life.Also you're not much of a friend if you want to do harm to someone who ate what you threw away. OP is a petty bitch faggot

fuck his mom

Samefag much, fag? I did hurt your feelings, didn't I? Ha ha! What a bitch.

They’re both in the wrong. He’s a dick of a friend and she’s a heartless slut. How do you they lied? Confront and kick dudes ass if you can.
Slut shame the other or fuck her friends

How the hell do you get a tattoo done in crayon?

>Slut shame the other or fuck her friends
There is an adult response. You kids will never learn. Then you want to cry more when you get your ass kicked by your friend. Classic, fuckin classic. Anymore nuggets of wisdom?

Just accept it has happened and move on.

Thank him. Your eskimo bros. Talk puss wierd moles or ass hair. And almost forgot. Stop being a pussy. Hes a vulture youre a hawk. :) get over it