How do I bury a body without getting caught ?

How do I bury a body without getting caught ?
I thought about writing a crime thriller and I need to know how to to get rid of a body without getting caught.

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if the killer is in anyway good at chemistry just have him dissolve the body in hf acid or if he is a farmer / rural, feed the body to the pig, alls that is left is the teeth and you can collect those and put them in coke or some shit.

You gotta tie cinderblocks to the body and throw it into deep water
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does this really dissolve bones ?
Of what consistency is the remaining liquid ? Does it go down the drain?
What if the police takes samples of the sewers under the killers house ?

Id you are looking for realism, with todays tech.
Killer has to not be in the police fingerprint data base. And have no motive for killing that specific person.
Those specific kinds of crimes are REALLY hard to solve.
Take a cross country trip, drive around a small town at night. Shoot one person in an unplated/hidden plated non descript car. Make sure to collect your brass then Drive off back home.
Leaves the local cops looking for evidence that isnt there. While the killer is long gone.

Cops arent dumb, and if you have a reason to kill them they will figure it out

piranha is easier and better + you can get the chemicals in higher quantities without ending up on a list

go to police station, ask to talk to homicide detective

if youre gonna do a shallow grave, you need to use lime, not the fruit lime. about 70 lbs should work. and if you can locate some, lye also. dump the body in, cover with lye, then water it, and cover with lime.

the lye when wet will become an agent of decay on the flesh, and the lime will help to kill any smell.

continuing just in case from as for the act itself. start by having a complete outfit from socks and undewear to the shoes themselves all be something you have no problem parting with, by way of fire.

om the day of the act, take a shower and scrub yourself down, and i mean loofa sponge scrub, body and face, trim any and all hair, nose, ear, head arm, eye lashes and brows, this is very important to decrease the chance of leaving evidence. take liquid latex and dip your fingers in several times, this is to cover your prints. wear two pairs of gloves, on pair rubber, the other tight fitting leather. find yourself some of those doctor booties that they use on shoes in an or, this is to decrease the chance of bringing evidence into the scene with you. NO FACIAL HAIR except your trimmed lashes and brows. wear a surgical mask in case you drool or cough or sneeze. wear eye GOGGLES. after all is said and done, take ALL the things you wore, and burn them til there is nothing left.

you have to actually eat the whole body the whole thing entire like a snek eat eat eat

yeah right
just for a book
of course

Just do what the nogs do and drive past them while their walking and shoot them thirty times and drive off. Police don't even investigate drive by shootings unless someone has a picture of the driver or the license plate.

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>go somewhere remote

Nobody will see you burying the body. People get caught when the grave is too shallow, animals dig it up, and farmers or hunters find it.

Dig deep is all.

Most police have a full DNA database too. Felons need to submit DNA evidence in a lot of jurisdictions.

no body, no crime. (depending on your juris-mydick-sion)

ingredients:
1. deceased
2. 5 gallons mixed calcium hydroxide slurry (cal hyd easily and legally obtainable at retail/mom and pop places.) Protip: buy out of town, with cash: walk to store from a block or so away Forensics can build a case out of one stupid piece of info.)
3. 1 sleeping bag (used buy at 2nd hand store w cash
4. 1 pair of pliers, 1 butane torch, heavy duty cutters, 1 hammer, 1 retactable razor knife
5. shovel

Prep:
remove deceased clothing, rings/piercings w/e throw clothes in sleeping bag. dispose of jewelry appropriately. locate all scars, tats, birthmarks, piercings and/or unique dermal features. use a sharpie to mark them for removal.

1/4

dump in an unmarked, abandoned mineshaft in the middle of nowhere. out bush has got thousands of mineshafts.
just dont be a retard and leave your phone turned on when you head go searching for one and go to dump the body or the police will just trace where you've been via GPS if you're a suspect.

2/4
The Meat:

Use razor knife to open all scars up, look for pins, plates, screws. remove w pliers to be disposed of later (they may have serial #s)

remove fingers at palm with cutting sheers.

If female cut off breasts at torso, look for implants (implants have serial#s)

drop fingers into the 5gal bucket of slurry
drop breasts into said slurry

use torch to burn off palms
use torch to burn off all aforementioned unique body marks. burn a few more spots at random
to prevent ID via omission
use torch to remove facial flesh
beat from of skull with hammer
cut ears off add to slurry (if discovered soon enough unique ear shape can be used to ID)

make 3 parallel cuts 8 inches long in center torso with razor knife be sure to completely penetrate abdominal wall, intestines and lungs. wee want all that nice slurry to get outside and in the organ cavity. repeat on back.

>finally find hooker/random vulnerable woman
>looks into car
>sees guy in full surgical scrubs, mask, goggles, rubber gloves
>ummm, no

Not very practical.

That's really unrealistic

You use hungry Boars. They will eat everything. Even the bones.

>I thought about writing a crime thriller and I need to know how...

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3/4 The Baggery Time

Double check the deceased for any identifiable marks you may have missed. Remember it only takes one piece of evidence to crack a case.

Begin to dig!

You will need to dig a hole about 5-6 feet deep at a roughly 35-45 degree angle to the horizontal. easiet way to to dig down straight 2-3 feet deep THEN start the angle .make sure its wide enough and deep enough to insert the deceased into

pour a bit of slurry into neck hole, and torso cuts, fill em up big guy!

insert deceased into water resistant sleeping bag, head down at bottom, use duct tape to seal seams up sided. insert deceased into hole. dump ALL your tools into the bag pour remainder of slurry into sleeping bag, finish zipping up, and tape it off.

repack soil tightly, scatter remaining soil widely...i said WIDELY goddammit, do you WANT fucking retards to wonder about teh heaps of freshly turned earth in the middle of fucking no where?

Crack a cold one, drain it off. double check the area for blood stains, flesh, anything ANYTHING you may have missed.

cover spot with topsoild and cover/debris from the area. drive off

That's an original one. How'd you get that idea user?

4/4 NEVER EVER EVER EVER talk about it.

Side stuff.

Have a bullet proof alibi while you are out.
Pre-select disposal site and obtain tools LONG before the Event occurs.
Consider disposing of your vehicles tires the next day get new/used ones....clues man, forensics folks aren't retards...just overworked. DO NOT give the one dedicated person on the team anything to work with.
Be prepared to be interviewed by LEO, if you knew the deceased. ASK yourself the hard questions in front of a mirror, read some sites for LEO questioning tells...at the library retard not your PC....

Foot prints, def would have catched ya.

Also, always dig in advance, digging well takes u a solid 1.5 hour

If you cough* (sorry the protagonist) were smart they wouldn't have to bury anything enjoy prison dumbass.

just dig 6-10 feet under with a shovel in the middle of buttfuck nowhere I would assume. It doesn't seem hard.

5/4
obviously dispose of the clothes (shirt/pants/boxers/socks/shoes(clean em first tard) you wore (carry a change) drop em off at several 2nd hand store/donation bin.

clean car like an OCD on cocaine. use "clean" dirt debris form home to make it look lived in again.

Also dig for a solid reason, so when a policeman asks you what you're digging a whole for, you know what to say.
Maybe buy a metal detector to say you're looking for valuable shit under the ground.

you could go the extra step on burn off footprints, I don't know why...I don't know any LEO or Federal Agency other than the USAF that keep records of plantar surfaces, and that only on flight crews. (due to the peculiarities of the aftermath of plane crashes on deceased.)

>go to woods
>find tree that is partially uprooted due to wind/weight/cold etc
>place body under tree
>push tree back to upright position

By the time it gets uprooted again the body will have decayed enough to be beyond recognition.

>decayed enough to be beyond recognition.
except for dental work, breast implants, screws, plates and pins, possible even piercings, shoes/clothes/jewelry

Detectives and the FBI build entire cases out of 1 single bit of info, don't assume the one working your case is 2 weeks to retirement

fag

They will still determine the shoe size. Also calciumhydroxide is known to slow the decomposing process. Best is to just dump a carton of yoghurt and soda and leave it to that

Also add3s for preperation put vaseline on your (eyebrows)hair to avoid losing them and spray your clothes especially gloves with ammonia you still touched them

>always dig in advance
The problem with digging in advance is assuming.
1. Assuming hole will be untouched
2. Assuming no one saw you go into/leave buttfuck no where the first time, and now is curious you're back again
3. Assuming no one will wander into you the 2nd time.

You are safest minimizing assumptions.

This man just murdered someone

Second time can be done within 10 minutes in the middle of the night.

Nobody gives a fuck if you are digging but if they start asking questions better dont have a body in your trunk ffs

>I thought about writing a crime thriller

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Eat the body

reminder op probably murdered someone and you are helping him

orlly?

Ah the old soda to feed the yogurt because lactic acid doesn't need O2, but works slow. I mean sloooooow. spit rolling down the windshield in Jan slow. Also I've read that pasta.

The heat generated by the NaCl reaction and attendant breakdown of tissues is far superior and faster.

Just drop the body in a dense forest with a lot of wildlife.

Who gives a fuck, I'm on incognito mode anyway, they'll never find me

>Nobody gives a fuck if you are digging
If only that were so friendo

This is not such an awful idea.
if you want shit to get bloody, cut the body into pieces in your bathtub, then flush the little pieces down, bit by bit

But then you gotta explain why you are buying all that lye

dig the grave twice as deep, dump the body at the bottom, fill it in halfway, put a dog or other animal carcass in the hole and fill it all the way.

Lol if you think Incognito mode hides anything, you are an ignoramus.

Basicly if you arn't running TOR through a VPN you are not even trying

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>They will still determine the shoe size
shoe size but not necessarily foot size
buy a pair of beat up craigslist boots two sizes too big
wear three pairs of socks underneath them and put an annoying pebble in one shoe to change your gait
then of course, burn said boots and socks afterwards
>"Chief Wiggum, Sir. It looks like our perp is a size 13 with a slight limp in his left leg, or maybe a recent leg injury".

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I hope u didnt do that irl they are coming for u

Walk in with a soapmaking magazine.

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Work smart not hard the person of interest should be out in public poison them by a mist of chemicals lethal In very small amount put it in there Food or drink something unseen in full view of public

How does that bury them?

Dump body in a septic tank of a remote abandoned property.

oh i know newfriend, i know

Brilliant. Plus, you could also get into soap making as a hobby with any lye you have left over!

How do I bury a body without getting caught ?

> You Don't
>Cut it up
>wash and rinse with a weak bleach/water mix
>dump in septic tank
>lime, lots of lime.

>How does that bury them?
You don't need to bury them at this point your work is done let the rest fall in the hands of civil society

LOL talking to police. Why on earth would you ever do that?

Listen this sounds really suspicious, but here’s what I would do FOR A BOOK. Have the killer hide the body in a secure place if other people are on the property. If you want, have someone find it and have them killed as well. Then you want to have the murderer wait till night and drag the body out back into the woods or whatever the equivalent is for the setting, find a nice distinct place that can be easily found again (like a boulder in an area that has no other boulders, you get the picture) and have them either bury them there or do something to destroy the body like burn it or something and then stash whatever’s left under or inside the special spot. Scene pulled off with some suspense and if you do it right, a spooky vibe as well.

I hate to break it to you but this isn't for a book. OP's a murderer.

Stop showing of j.

Thare was a episode of Mythbusters where they test it this Theory and not really besides how would you empty the contents of the tub afterwards anyway the top itself showed more damage from the acid then the piece of meat they dropped in it I forget what they use but I think they used like a big piece of a pig

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Get a cheap animal from Craigslist and that will
1. Give you a reason to be digging a grave
2. If you bury the human body under the animals body it will be a false positive to any dogs they might use to smell for bodys

They know this trick.

Perhaps if you kept a dogs corpse every 6 feet down until research and funding stops for the department like the Oak Island treasure lmao