Just had sex for the first time this weekend, AMA turbovirgins

How thick was his dick?

Did she cum? How old are you?

Do you love your older brother?

>TFW I don't want to fuck, I just want to make love.
Ah user, I hope one day, I'll find someone !

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Birth control retard
Dubs gets it. She has an oral fixation so she blew me for about 35 minutes and was still into it but it just wasn't working. Had to wring the shit out of my dick to get it close to the edge and then had her take over for the last little bit (that part was actually fun)

24/6
My dick is 7inx5.5in
When I played with her clit she did
Don't have an older brother

You need to know how to make love though! It’s like dancing, you’re not going to be able to take a chick on the dance floor and know exactly what to do right away.

You’re going to need experience, sex is ass in the beginning when you don’t know what you’re doing. It’s just awkward. So go out, and have sex. Learn how to make love properly, so when you DO find that person, they’ll fall in love with your cock

The moment your recognize the source of that pic, you know you are one feet into the abyss
Thank you for making me remember the beginning of my downfall OP. Those were good times.

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Are you happier now? Do you feel like you NEED to have more sex now ? Or could you be comfortable ignoring it for a while again? Any regrets

How did the sexy times start?

Anime memes were your downfall?

How far into your 30s are you?

A= You're
M= A
A= Faggot

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Wtf does (you) mean?

A whole new worlddddddd a dazzling place I never knew

Y= You're
O= A
U= Faggot

I feel like I want to try more positions with her, but I have a relatively strong will so it isn't really a "need". As far as regrets, I regret not having lube. Insertion was a bit difficult, even on the second day when we tried again
Fun day date>cooked a steak dinner>Netflix>foreplay>intercourse
Hello innocent new friend
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24, not a wizard :_(

Who do you call innocent you double nigger

Call them hentai memes you tripple nigger

I was just memeing you quadruple nigger

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE QUINTUPLE NIGGER

Ok I can't argue with that, I give up

Lmao retard throwing an ama thinking he's a celebrity
Saged autist

It's different than the rest of the porn threads and shilling, and at least I'm sticking in the thread

Just let OP have his fun. If you can make a better thread then do it already.

I noticed a good handjob easily out does a blowjob

If you want to really know watch the hentai euphoria. I like it but It made me what I am now

Will you be telling your mom where your uncle touched your weewee?

Thanks for the advice !

If you find a girl that's like a fuckin' hoover, you'd change your opinion. Better than sex

By far in agreement. Handjob+blowjob us alright but saliva dries really fast
Play the vn, much better
No, I'll take that secret to my grave

Did u realize her pussy hole was lower than u thought?

I really like stimulation at the base of my dick and she can't really go down more than 3-4 inches at the moment. I have great hopes for the future. At the moment though the best part of it is probably when she sucks and it rubs against the roof of the mouth, nice texture

You fucking virgins never had a girl with blowjob skills.

KYS

Way lower, also didn't expect the pelvis to be where it was as well

>blowjobs are overrated

Honestly you lads probably just wank too much. I agree insofar as I also wank too much, but truth is that with a full tank and a salivating libido blowjobs are the best shit ever.

Mmmmm have a chick that can take dick in the mouth like a champ and you'll change your mind. Dont get me wrong, sex is better. But blowjobs from a girl that knows what they are doing is amazing

I’m not saying they’re bad. It’s just extremely over rated. And when I finish in a chicks mouth, ITS EXTREMELY SENSITIVE to the point where it doesn’t even feel good, like pins and needles.

I’ve had some good ass head don’t get me wrong, but it’s just not as amazing as it sounds

After insertion it took over half an hour of thrusting to even get close to orgasm, so I'll agree that porn has probably ruined me
I have great hopes for the future. My hope is that her gag reflex goes away so that I can finally get the whole thing in

I’m going to be completely honest with you, I’d be down to put money that I’ve had sex AND head from more chicks than you. I’m not going to be immature and say you’re a Virgin, because let’s be honest, almost no one are virgins these days.

But I do believe that blow jobs are extremely over rated. I won’t turn them down, and I still love getting head. But they just don’t make me gasp for air while I’m trying to hold back my load. It just gets me in the mood, and I’ve had some real good ass sluts give some great head.

It’s just over rated, especially as a whole, but go ahead and shit post some more on Yea Forums man lol

Was he gentle ?

Another/b/rother here. I will disagree with you my friend and I will say that it is just a matter of preferences.

My wifes blowjobs are absolutely unreal. cum everytime with no hands of hers being used.

She does however lack a gag reflex and can take my whole length in her mouth.

It could be because whatsaid, I do tend to jack off whenever I have the chance too, so that could potentially ruin it. I have a high sex drive so it’s hard waiting every 2-3 days for head/sex when I can just jerk off

I can only kek so hard , Im out .

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That was not the question OP

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She was relatively gentle, except that I have bruises from the leg lock and some more minor bruising around the back of my neck and my tounge is slightly discolored
I'm jealous, she can only get about half of mine in, any tips or tricks? I'm not that big but she keeps complaining that "it won't all fit in my mouth". How do I get it to go down the throat?

Are you high again ?

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Nope, can't, I'll probably have another UPL this month, "random selection" and all
Which was your question?

it went right over your head came back and jumped again

Yes, the good 'ol implication that I am a homo seks u all. I appreciate the humor, but didn't really have a fun way to play off of it :(

>that pic

Nah, "fuck me more violently" is just fine

Bad taste

How long was his penis ?
Did you gobble his cock ?

He had an innie penis, a feminine one
No, sadly

Congrats dude even tho i'm a bit envious since i didn't get lucky yet

Ex pick up artist here, congrats, you're an adult now

Thanks famalamtachi

Was it awkward at first? I really dont know if it would be or not.

I've known her for years and we've been officially dating for about 6 months so it wasn't too akward. Probably moreso for me though b/c autist and she was more enthusiastic than I was

I remember the 2nd time I lost my virginity my waist down was sore asf from doing different positions

Wut