Easiest way to kys?

>best way
of old age

If you live in a rural area your options are more limited. Id say drowning yourself if a lake or deep river is nearby. Or just hanging yourself.

I'd rather it not be messy or cause a scene. I'm a burden as it is

Tried that, takes too long

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if you want to kill yourself, it doesn't matter how messy

mate, as I said it's complicated, some granny once made videos on how to do it
I think some can be found on liveleak

>easiest way
Aging is a bitch. You get weak, shrivel up, get sick and die.
Take death in to your own hands and kys before you turn in to a shriveled pune and rot.

if you're some teenager though, just cut yourself to relieve some pain and visit a therapist

"oh woe is me im sad again"
youre all the same, maybe if you give life a chance and go outside or some shit and maybe lay off of the anime things would get better

I guess hang is best way so far

I know it sounds silly I just don't want it messy

Im certainly not a teenager, just some mid 20s homo who can't get a break yadayada

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Hanging yourself wont make much of a mess (though tbh death in general is gonna be messy no matter what.)
If you hang yourself in your room (or at least your house.) You wont make much of a scene.

this
Fucking fag is going to do something stupid because of a temporary mood.
But i don't care as long as OP livestreams it.

Oof I'll get right on that thanks user

Nah I won't

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kek

Fuck U then bitch

probably drug OD

Drugs cost a lot of money.
A good rope doesn't.

Why are you depressed though?

not really if your its alcohol poisoning, depending on OPs tolerance

Not here to tell my life is bad or cry for help just wanted to know easiest/painless way to die

Here is some gay shit, im out of sad shinjis

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Long long story not worth the time

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I'm quite tolerant tbh

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Aww.

Well. For what it's worth, what usually causes depression isn't having a rough life at the moment, or actually being a bad person.

It's usually more of the lines of, having been taught to think people dislike you, or feeling insignificant because a few key individuals have mistreated you.

The solution then isn't to off oneself, but to change the circumstances and replace the toxic key individuals in one's life.

A lot easier said than done, of course, but still usually doable given enough time.

Well I'm gonna sleep again thx bois for ideas, knew my local degenerates could help out.

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When's the last time you hooked up with someone?

I read this and I agree. To put it Frank I have friends and people I care for and who care for me. My problems stem from chronic physical pain and being dealt bad cards through the entire process. The straw that broke the camel's back if you will. Thanks tho

Never

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Wait for the rapture.

Neat

Topical, I giggled

Ah, tricky. Yeah, chronic pain that you've already looked for all the standard solutions for is no easy matter to solve.

Does weed help for it?

If you haven't hooked up yet, I recommend trying. At least cybering if you're too shy to do it irl.

Gays aren't that hard to get into bed :P

damn helium shortage

finish jojo before you kys

and read the recent Berserk chapter

No idea where to get it, I'm a super shut in. Medical is not legal in my state.

I'm extremely shy and self conscious, I wanted to but never could

If you haven't done it yet, then you don't really want to die and are just trying to replace what should be a personnality with depressing thougts, thinking this can fill the whole in your heart. The truth is, it will never be filled, now move on and stop whining about your life. Everyone's life is miserable, remember it.

>Neat
You know, if you wanted to kill yourself why make a thread fiirst? Dont need tips for cutting your wrists or hanging yourself?

Ill have sex with you

Dang :S

Eh, I'm a bi male top if you wanna talk in private. Just for comfort, or even if you wanna see if we're compatible for cybering. You can mail me at [email protected] and we can talk there, discord or qtox or something.

Neat as in like I'll take this to the bank.
Why cut I don't like pain

Buy charges argon gas cylinder online. Hose connect to trash bag, trash bag over head. Duct tape for no leaks. Cylinder on and you fall asleep. Faggot

Sure

Thanks idk if I bitch out I might.

Unless op doesn't know how to tie a noose

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>yeet

Sounds good but no money, well about 4 bucks but ye

Yeah, don't blame you if so. It could be fun, but I know it's kinda scary too.

I'll keep talking here though. I've been acutely suicidal in the past. It sucks. So I just figure I can help some.

Dying IS painfull

No shit, u only do it once tho so I want ez mode

I'm petrified tbh but to live too. Idk =\

*nodnod* When I got acutely suicidal I'd been in mental anguish that slowly grinded me down over the course of about six months.

Being hospitalized taught me I had to accept defeat and accept anti-depressants for a while.

How long have you been dealing with the chronic pain?

16 years

I'm on lots of meds tbh and I don't think hospitalization would help me at all

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Dang :S Yeah, that explains why you have lost hope.

I recommend moving to a state where weed is legal really. Especially with intense pain it can very helpful... and given your mass of medication chances are it wouldn't make you feel particularly more drugged.

Do you know any places nearby where weed is legal?

I couldn't move if I wanted to, I'm stuck where I live.

Dang :S

Is there any way to get weed type of drugs prescribed from a doctor there?

I'm not completely sure, but I don't think so

Ouch.

Hmm. If there anything you can do to increase the fun in your life, to tip the enjoyment vs pain scale towards enjoyment that way instead?

Sadly alcohol when I'm not bedridden

if your body is otherwise functional you need to rethink suicide however if you're in a state were you are traped in a body that nolonger functions or it hurts physically too much for life to be bearable anymore you should look into inert gas asphyxiation or insulin overdose , both are painless and both are peaceful (depending on circumstance former is more peaceful than the latter )

Okay, yeah, that doesn't help xP I recommend excessive masturbation over that, lol.

Thanks what I was looking for. That's so far the winner.

Yeh not good lol, i don't really do much of anything daily. I'm very infrequent gaming or anime or even fapping. Kinda just eat and flip through YouTube, s4s/b/cm and discord. Sleep is very frequent tho

Not sure what s4s is, but nod.

Feel free to keep my email in case you decide you wanna talk later on. We can chat on discord.

You could try exercising some. That helped me with my anxiety, it could help some with physical pain too. Of course it would have to be something that works with your physical limitations.

Thank you for listening, I'll write it down. Who know what'll happen.

Cool :)

Take care, man. It's really hard to live on the edge like that. Try to find something to do that gives you meaning, that can help distract from the pain too.

before you do. really think about what else you can do the minimize the pain in your life . i don't know you i dont know your life but there are alternatives to suicide . Dont take it as the usual "oh you have so much to live for" bullshit but in my opinion id rather go out knowing i have exhausted all other posssible options

God threads like this are so fucking stupid.

You're lonely and miserable and want people to know you're suffering. If you were truly at your end, validating your desire to killyourself, you would just go do it.

It's not easy, none of it is easy, so stop simpering to strangers who hate you for existing and decide what it is you really want then earn it. Twat.

If you’ve really given up all hope, my idea is to lock myself in the smallest room in my house and light a couple charcoal grills. Fall asleep and CO poisoning in no time. Try not to though.

...you really don't know anything about how depression works, huh?