ITT: We act like gentlemen until trips

Another shitty thread, on a shitty board. Indubitably cunts

What ridiculous jargon is this? Eastern?

That wasn't very gentlemanly of you, good sir! I beseech you and request that you only use the most proper of speech.

HILLARY CLINTON EATS ABORTED CHILDREN

Do watch you mouth, good sir!

If

Wtf does ITT mean?

Oh dear, you must be one of the chosen people of Israel, I do say.

Quiet down, good sir! I agree that Hillary Rodham Clinton is, infact, crunching down on the kinder, but we must act like adults when discussing such topics!

Do Lurk Moar, My good manluster

Quite!

Inter Titty Transport

When will we invade palestine?

Sir, you are both a thief and a murderer!
I proclaim you have killed a baboon, and taken his face!

I know of a site which accepts individuals such as yourself. It is called, Reddit.

Or perhaps this "Istagram" I hear so much about.

Kek, Obvious Vpn trolling. like changing your flag on /pol/

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sir i must say, you have a rather beastly attitude. that comment was terribly dull.

I do say, sir!
You must obtain your internet memes from image searches on "The Google" to have such lust for men!

Let us get this bread my fellows

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Good evening gentlemen, why are traps so retarded?

May I accompany you, sir?

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Top of the day, gents

I hope I acquire these dear trips I am searching for, I say!

So close I do say

333

MY FELLOW OLD CHAPS

There's always next time, my good fellow

Leave this site forever, you plebeian.

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Sayeth I it was so closeth.

Please be nice my good friend

OGGGA BOOGA

noo

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While you gentlemen squabble over the digits that shall come thrice, I will enjoy some of this delicious grey poupon

Pip pip cheerio

Trips i must acquire

I am sorry, ole chap.
I am prone to impulsive violence and aggression, from spending too much time with the negroes.
Forgive me, and I shall allow you to perform coitus upon my wife's gentials.

sook my blyat

you took him to the bar

Slavs are not gentlemen.
Please, go back to fighting what ever war you've been dredged from. Good day, sir.

420 too, my good sir.

I, too, will enjoy Sir Sixx's creamy, rich slidds

My my! Please do let off some of your steam elsewhere, good sir

Let it be so

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sorry comrade I shall wait for trips

Wtf does (you) mean?

Oh, do RTFM, sir!

Indubitably, slavs are quite the rambunctious bunch of lesser men aren't they?
Indeed

How are your days going, chaps?

Your bait has no sway here knave
Now vacate the premises or I'll alert the authorities

Well done on those doobs

The foretold doubles of undeniable truth.
I have checked them, and I raise my glass to you.

Excuse me ,my dear fellows, but do you have grey poupon?

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Considering my life partner has not performed fellatio today. I am feeling very distraught.

Gents

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I do say sir, your mom does, indeed, have the big gay.

As I rolled trips in the last thread so shall I in this one.

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Be gone with this faggotry, fine sir

666666

Oh my it would seem my confidence was misplaced, my apologies gentlemen.

kill yourself

777

My oh my, it hath been so close

Cursed old bean

My my what a spiffing good thread you have here old chaps

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Sorry, for my poor punctuality, gentlemen, what are the activities on the agenda?

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ANARCHY

O LAWDY

MOTHERFUCK THIS BRAINY CUNT

WHITE BOYS PULL, BLACK MEN PUMP

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I must say good sir's this has been one lengthy race to get the digits that are thrice

Nothing

Shut up BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

BITCH FUCK CUNT ANNNARCHY

Rate me driving.

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Well, At least we know some good chap out there on the plains of Yea Forums got the big six

Fucking checked nazi satanic Dub-trip-trips

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I WAS A GENTLEMAN

NOW... ITS MA'AM

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SHUT UP WHITE BOI

GGET FUCKED YOU SHITEATING POSH CUNT

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MOTHERFUCKER AAAAAAA

I'LL SHANK YER NAN YOU OLD WANKER INNIT MATE

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, FAGGOTS! AS THE JEWS CREATED, LET ANARCHY SODOMISE YOUR NIGGER CUNTS.

BAD FAGGOT! GO PICK THE FUCKING COTTON RIGHT NOW!

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checkin bois

people people, how about this time we stay gentlemen?

NIIIGGGGGEEERRRR

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*KMFDM Noises*

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SHUT THE PISS UP, MY GOY NIGGER COCK WILL SLIDE NICELY IN THAT GIRTHY NOSE OF YOURS.

Rhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Anarchyyyyyyyy!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ASS THREAD FUCKING WASTING TIME GETTING TRIPS

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DINOSAUR FIGHT! FAGGER!

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I must try my luck in acquiring this trips.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOU BIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

360 QUICKSCOPE! BIATCH!

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trigger me timbers
hoist the sails
fuck me silly and slob me nobber
the queens a fucking nagger
dip me into mustard and call me a hotdog

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FUCK NIGGERS FUCK KIKES FUCK MODS FUCK JANNIES

You fucking hotdog!
Hotdog!
Hotdog!

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O HELL NO, I MAYBE A PRIMATIVE CHIMP, BUT I'M SURE AS PISS NO FAGGY-ASS DINOSAUR. I'LL LYNCH YOUR KIKE ASS WITH MY URETHRA.

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please I am a saint!

I'LL FUCKING KNOW YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU SUCK MY DICK! BEAT YOU TO THE GROUND AND FUCKING FIST YOUR EARS! KICK YOUR ASS UNTIL I'M WEARING SOCKS MADE OF SHIT! FUCKING END YOU! GO FUCKING ZED ON YOUR ASS! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

YE MAYBE YOU COULD IF YOU WEREN'T SAVINg your PATHETIC TRANY SOIL FOR YOUR PEDO FRIENDS DIAPERr PARTY.

I'LL FUCKING CHOKE YOU WITH MY SHIT! I'LL EAT NAILS JUST SO YOU CUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN I SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH YOU SUBMISSIVE LITTLE GIMP!
youtu.be/S8kPqAV_74M

I HATE NEGROES

EAT NAILS, SHIT NAILS, IT'S ALL THE SAME to ME. YOUR JUST SOME PUSSY THST NEEDS A GOOD FINGERIN IN HIS PUNY TWINK CUNT. Come BACK WHEN YOU've had SOME REAL ELECTRODES STRAPPED TO YOUR BALLS, SPIC.

I HAVE FUCKING BATTERIES IN MY ASS!
I FEEL NO PAIN! I WELDED METAL TO MY SKIN AS ARMOUR!
COME OVER TO MY FUCKING BURBCASTLE AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT A RUHLSTUHL IS!
I EAT FUCKING BEES!
FIGHT ME BITCH!!!!!!!

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put it in.

Shut up retard put dick in ur own anus and nut

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I'll skid your dick off on the pedwalk, boomer!

come here and suk my anus you retard

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YOU'RE SUCH A SPED YOU THINK A METAL PLATE UNDER YOUR SKIN WILL STOP ME FROM SKULLFUCKING YOU WHORE. I'll make SPAGETTI OUT OF YOUR WETBACK ASS.

I'll fucking light you on fire! And in case you try to fight back by counter-immolating me, I'll drench myself in cum!

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I'M 100% EURO, BITCH!
I'LL FUCKING SHOVE FRUIT UP YOUR ASS AND THROW YOU INTO THE GORILLA PIT!
PUT MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS AND THROW YOU INTO THE JEW PIT!
I WILL DEFEAT YOU!

100 PERCENT EURO CUCK THAT IS. YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST SOME CANADIAN SLUT. BESIDES Europeans HAVE NO CULTURE, YOU GONNA CRY TO ALLAH?

I WILL STRIKE YOUR SAND PERSON ASS DOWN WITH THE MIGHT OF TEN MILLION AUTISTS! MY ANCESTRY has nothing to do with the fact that I AM DEATH INCARNATE!
I AM WORSE THAN FUCKING PHOBOS!
YOU ARE MY HOMUNCULUS, AND I AM YOUR MASTER! DO NOT TRIFLE WITH ME!

Umm, you misspelled spaghetti.

COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH SORRY MY GOOD FELLOW! YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT AND IM ALLERGIC TO FAGGOTS LIKE YOU . SNEEZE SNEEZE SNEEZE SNEEZE SNEEZE SNEEZE SNEEZE SNEEZE SNEEZE SNEEZE SNEEZE SNEEZE SNEEZE

AS THE COTTON PICKER OF CHAOS, I WILL RISE FURTHER THAN YOU.
TO MY MASTER I HAVE NO FEAR. FOR YOU ARE A LOW ENERGY, LOW IQ JEW.

Trips here says you're all queer

IT'S ANARCHY WO CAR ES ABOUT SPELLING? TWINK WAS GRAMMER KIKE.

*licks you*
What now faggot

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I'M NO JEW!
I AM MORE REACTIVE THAN FUCKING SODIUM!
I COMMAND NO MAN, I FOLLOW NO MAN. I REINCARNATED IN THE DARKEST SPACE OF THIS MORTAL UNIVERSE! I AWOKE FROM THE MILLION YEAR SLUMBER!
I WILL CRUSH YOU, AND EVERYBODY YOU LOVE WITHIN A SINGLE PLANCK UNIT!
YOU SHALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF ME, I. AM. NOTHING.

I FUCKED A DEAD CAT ON THE WAY HOME, WHO AM I?

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I'll get my fucking Kalashnikov and blast your fucking "UwU" face on to the nearest fucking wall!

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Shit thats twice I've seen now, science guy really dont lie

EXACTLY YOU ARE NOTHING. YOUR EXISTANCE IS AS A WORN OUT CUNT. FUCKING EDGELORD FRENCH FURRY.

I will now fulfil my dreams of contacting the oldest entity in the universe, Chaos.

YOU ANGER CHAOS!
MORTAL FOOL!

Alright you fucking revolting cum guzzling barbarians, let's keep this shitsplattered ball of a thread interesting because fuck you why not
If someone gets trips again it's back to the posh douchebag realm with you, kinda like a really snobby and gay lightswitch
In other words
DON'T GET TRIPS OR I WILL SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH

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I not know word. I know fight, I know kill, But phobos not know words ""

Lemme take a simple roll, my menstruating friend.

Ass bleeding fag, I'll roll

Roll

Ok, faggot

FUCKING PISS, GIVE ME TRIPS CUMDUMPSTER.

Rolling... Nope.

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Trips

MOTHER FUCKER, REROLL

Let the numbers decide!

Roll

C'mon numbers!

Go!

Please.

Why are we doing this? Why can't we just be nice? Faggots?

777! Now!

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Piss

Im genuinely lucky that I have a gf that's similar in attractiveness and has done this before.

Urine.

Fags love a good roll.

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youtube.com/watch?v=rMqayQ-U74s

No, piss I only accept piss.

Go away.

Yum piss, Yum grayons, Yum tendies!

Save me!

Trips get, or faggot

Do you accept the piss of a donkey?

Cum guzzles barbie! Yay!

Trips get

I accept piss, nothing more, nothing less.

I have a surplus of donkey piss, what would you do with it?

possible quad

SCIENCE GUY DON'T LIE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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quads?

What I do with piss, you don't have to concern yourself with. Just piss.

John?

Triples obtain

John?

douche my asshole neighbor's car with it.

3s now!

777! Quick!

I got it my good sirs! We are free from this vulgar jargon!

Splendid, chap, you did it!

My friend John loves using piss as a joke, I'm on to you, kike

Now shall we wait until another young lad flips the switch and we all become vile?

Excuse me! We will not have any of that sillyness here, sir.

Alright, Now one of us polite gentlemen must roll thine great numbers again, And we shall delve into the badmouthing once more, my friends!

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What should we do so celebrate our liberation from such filth?

Pornography?

My good man, I believe this is a splendid idea!

tesla pepe ftw

Oh I'm sorry my good sir, I was not aware the thrice repeating digits had occurred. I will adjust my speech accordingly thank you for the gentle warning.

innocent trannies trepanated

Sorry, I cannot participate, for I have brought my concubine during the unsavory occurances.

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Hold your horses old sport, we have decided that we shall keep this polite vernacular until the triples are rolled once more

Sir we will not have such filth discussed in this respectable thread, here we are the utmost polite and gentlemen like.

Sirs, how much money did you all win or lose in the recent Kentucky Derby? I'm not much of a betting man myself.

Hello gentlemen!

Is that so? I do apologise.

Oh! do we have a British person in this fine establishment?

Well, I am up for a good pornography swap!

It's quite alright, sir. What will be prepared for supper? I'm quite famished.

I am quite sorry, No, For I am Canadian.
But I am of noble descent, though many of my predecessors where rather unsavoury characters.

How vile! You mustn't give in to the desires of the flesh!

That lad is quite undignified.

Oh dear! What ever was I thinking? I do apologise for my terrible actions.

3

Do speak English young man!

All is well, good sir, carry on with your head held high

Ah, thank you, I shall.

You gentlemen seem quite tonight. Why don't we exchange the stories of the greentext admiring our triumphs?

Ah, yes! I shall begin!
>Be I
>I observe as the lovely world I once knew crumbles.
>I try desperately to calm everyone's nerves, Alas! To no avail.
>I notice I have begun speaking as such with the mongrel filth.
>Kind sir, Who remains anonymous, Presents an opportunity to save my world.
>He wishes us to roll numbers, those with the consecutive numbers all matching in value will trigger a course of actions setting the world back to it's normal pace once again.
>I try three, maybe four, times to save this world, But alas! to no avail.
>I try once more, Speaking the words "777" as I roll, and hurrah! I rolled 799673777
>My facial expression when this did occur.

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Thank you much, sirs, this has been a marvellous evening!

How very amusing! Splendid story! But, I do believe I can give you a tale of my escapades as well.

>Be me
>Just sitting on my porch, drinking a glass of champagne
>Suddenly, I hear the sound of gunshots
>goodness.jpg
>Being curious, I grab my butler and my binoculars
>By the time I've grabbed my binoculars, a molotov has been thrown in my neighbor's garden!
>Splendid.png
>Turns out, it was a gang war, right before my very eyes!
>Ah, the local gangs, such young and spirited rascals!
>I do the polite thing and clap after their performance

Hurrah! What great fun! Must have been like watching the Boer War! with all those Zulus running amok.

Why, without the glorious Welsh of course!

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Indeed, What fantastic those Welsh are!