YLYL
YLYL
Adam Stewart
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Alexander Lopez
Logan Moore
Angel Sullivan
lol u tk him 2da bar|?
Noah Adams
Juan Wilson
Justin Lopez
James Hernandez
Cooper Hill
Connor Nguyen
Kevin Cox
Oliver Baker
Christopher Bailey
Brayden Davis
Caleb Flores
Nathaniel Hughes
Hunter Long
Camden Long
Joseph Edwards
Owen Moore
The only thing i see wrong is that E85 is 1.79
Luis Young
Aiden Carter
Luis Jackson
Jace Gonzalez
Christian Wood
How come you never see black school shooters?
Jose Foster
Camden Reed
Ayden Lopez
Adam Ramirez
Jace Smith
As someone born in and currently living in Florida...
...yep
Josiah Campbell
Anyone got the cartoon/comic were they unfreeze Captain America he starts beating niggers?
Jonathan Lopez
Gavin Rodriguez
The absolute unit!
Andrew Morgan
Well played
Elijah Cook
Can relate
Oliver Harris
Ouch
Juan Roberts
lost
Leo Russell
those do actually smell like shit, though it's a bit of an overreaction
give the bitch some good broccoli or something
Christian Hall
Aaron Lee
James Edwards
Luke Jackson
Nathaniel Hall
I'd say force feed her lard till she has a heart attack.
Parker Brown
Parker Morgan
Chad
Brayden King
Robert Murphy
she's dead by now anyway
Colton Hill
I lost hard.
Luis Nelson
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
James Hernandez
Elijah Peterson
Please just fucking die
Eli Diaz
That's you, a waste of sperm who should slit his wrists.
Lincoln Edwards
Ethan Sanders
No one would care if you did this to yourself.
Thomas Collins
Wtf does YLYL mean?
Colton Torres
lost
Jacob Howard
Daniel Miller
Wow, that takes me back.
Thomas Evans
lurk moar fag
Jack Sanchez
You like your ladle
Samuel Adams
You’re like (a) lonely yak.
John Harris
black don't go to school
Mason Young
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little Ray Pist thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the Videos. The “epic” rapist isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting about a fucking rapist and his 13 year old girlfriend, a girl who, by the way, has been 13 for the past fucking 4 years. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Ray Pist poster NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “this man is a nazi and his girlfriend is 13” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Caleb Jackson
taygon
Mason Clark
too busy shooting each other
Cameron Wood
Jonathan Bell
Kayden Ward
almost lost
Robert Morris
hair crisps
Jeremiah Harris
Ian White
Matthew Richardson
I know this is old faggotry, But I still laugh at it :(
Zachary Davis
꒰•‧̫•ू꒱
Joseph Long
Good read 2/10
Alexander Rivera
Shit I found on the Spotify home... Fucking died laughing, it makes no fucking sense.
Cooper Thomas
Jordan Cruz
Jason Scott
Another one
Blake Garcia
i lost way harder than i should
William Hill
Luke Gutierrez
Lost already. Maybe threads need to start with blessed Sir Walken.
Juan Fisher
Christian Bell
David Brooks
Jace Green
Landon Sanders
anyone at all know what this is from?
Nolan Nelson
Colton Robinson
I too went to school in a Colorado movie theater...
Grayson Gomez
Fuckin kekked Jeroom!
Mason Evans
Justin Thompson
Brayden Edwards
Lil Wayne had a golden voice
Hudson Foster
Wyatt Rodriguez
what a gd itiod
Angel Sanders
This hits close to home
James Ward
imagine sliding your tongue around down there & being able to see it up close
David Ross
Mason Thomas
Of all the vegis to have her try why beansprouts?
Christian Cox
>This fucker
Angel Morris
this one actually turns me on
Eli Evans
thats a brussel sprout you fatty
Justin Baker
Luke Murphy
Thomas Thomas
Flasbacks engaged
James Cook
I lost
Alexander Adams
Hudson Foster
Lost
Anthony Wright
If my dickhead was only that big
Cooper Richardson
Easton Parker
lost - and am extremely curious now where that apparently younger woman got a dental plate to stuff into her puss
Luke Wood
That man fucked a beach ball. What the fuck.
Dylan Rodriguez
That’s not a beansprout you absolute retard.
Christian Morales
John Sullivan
Y=You
L= Are
Y= A
L= Faggot
Luis Gonzalez
Jaxon Martinez
tiem
Logan Davis
Ethan Collins
Welcome newfriend
Easton Sanders
yes, but it doesn't answer my question - must be her grandmoms dental plate
Nicholas Gonzalez
Cameron Price
Levi Gutierrez
Carson Anderson
Jason Parker
Cooper Smith
Levi Powell
Eli Fisher
Wyatt Diaz
Leo Davis
She did the wrong thing.shes should have ran far away and never spoke of this nightmare
Jason Parker
Ian Cook
Lucas Mitchell
When will you alt-right fuckers leave? This thread wasn't terrible until you shit it up.
Aiden Brown
Ethan Jenkins
That elliot kid wasnt bad looking he mist have been super sperg if he couldnt get laid.
Ian Price
Carter Butler
David Thompson
Felt it in my legs
Gabriel Hernandez
b e r a
Connor Parker
Hunter Hughes
Oliver Murphy
What possess a human to reproduce with the chance of repeating this fucking monster
Asher Cox
Jaxon Green
Jayden Lee
David Gutierrez
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Holy shit, my sides.
Evan Edwards
Landon Wright
Mason Rogers
Caleb Young
Mason Flores
I Lost
Dylan Collins
Oliver Phillips
It's this real?
Hunter Miller
Justin Gonzalez
Angel Hill
*Slow clap*
Juan Cruz
Lmfaooo
Logan Rodriguez
get out of here you redditor faggot
Benjamin Lopez
Kek! At least just post a fucking reaction gif
Asher King
Got me
Lincoln Gutierrez
You like yodeling lad
Jacob Reed
>66600 aaayyyyyy
Jackson Rodriguez
Ninja turtles
Luke Jackson
roll
Christian Lewis
>this is actually real
Andrew Harris
Fu
Nolan Carter
can't see the license ... is it 1DGAF ?
Brody Gonzalez
If you don't shave, it must look like the kid is wearing a big hairy cave-man diaper
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Chads at it again
Ryder Harris
lost
Logan Moore
Matthew Reyes
cringe, off yourself predator
Easton Brooks
Go kys
Jack Bell
Im seriously considering posting this on r/educationalgifs
Colton Morales
what did i miss in those 10+ years, since when do b/tards participate in reddit stuff? next you want to tell me is that you made peace with 9gag?
William King
There's a kink in the chain
James Lee
This is real it’s from Taco Bell’s training course
Asher Bailey
Yea Forumsro... Run! I have irl cancer from this place that won't kill me and I can't leave. Save yourself fellow oldfag
Dylan Sanchez
Michael Evans
he was also gay
Blake Collins
Lost
Dylan Brown
Mason Lopez
Cooper Cox
aw fuck m8
Camden Fisher
ftfy
Justin Baker
Didn't the kid get a hold of the parents gun?
Hudson Thomas
KEK
Thomas Walker
No, crib death.
The parents then pimped the whole thing online to try to get free stuff.
It was a whole big thing... christ, ten years ago.
Ayden Cox
HOW
Thomas Rivera
What is it? A real mouse forced into a Mickey suit?
Logan Bennett
Kayden Garcia
Kayden Young
That man deserves a medal
Gabriel Cook
Isaiah Martin
Its a brussel spriut you troglodyte
Anthony Green
Logan Hill
Ryan Edwards
Justin Fisher
Juan Price
Leo Edwards
Camden Wilson
Nathaniel Taylor
Ay, hol up
*smacks lips*
So you say we finna
*smacks fingers*
wip ou half da univrs?
*snaps fingers*
SHEEEEEIT, nihga!
Cooper Sullivan
what a fucking legend
also lost
Aaron Ramirez
Ethan Hill
Austin Reyes
I don't get it
Jeremiah Moore
Jayden Adams
Ethan Johnson
Nolan Lee
This kills the man
Joshua Richardson
Fuck! Lost.
Joshua Brooks
gotti
Kevin Gray
Oh fk off
Wyatt Ramirez
Josiah Jones
gross
Charles Clark
Most of florida is like that. I like in a nice area. But damn there's some weird people if i drive an hour in any direction.
South florida is way nicer than central and northern.
Jordan Ward
Joseph Nguyen
Babes in Toyland (1934)
Kevin Lee
Because shooting up a school requires planning, logic, and thinking.
Matthew Evans
hyper sperg. He must have even creeped a lot of guys out. Not going to lie if I made friends with the dude i'd be like man you gotta chill out you can't say things like that and work on your approach.
Robert Bell
Fuck off leddit
Dylan Bailey
MODS
Blake Perez
obviously an olympian would win
also who care about olympians. 99% of them waste their life, never get a gold and have sports injuries for the rest of their boring lives..
Landon Richardson
I started going when Yea Forums got blocked in Australia fir a bit, there’s literally 1 sub i don’t mind the rest i just troll till they ban me when im bored. No peace. Relax fren.
Ryan Robinson
black people*
Nathaniel Howard
Connor Long
fuck you
Angel Flores
Fucking hate when that happens.
Luke Wright
I'd accept that quest
Sebastian Edwards
that sounds like a challenge
Connor Thomas
Yeah. This quest has been grey since before TBC.
Nolan Rodriguez
Err, you saved the thumbnail you FRICKIN MORAN
Lincoln Lopez
that incest chick is hot
Asher Young
Dumbass
Noah Ross
Caleb Cruz
Nolan Powell
>life skills
Ayden Ortiz
Seriously, if your genes can make that creature's offspring appear at least somewhat human, you deserve an award.
Jonathan Morris
Angel Lopez
What in the everloving shit
Angel Carter
There to busy dropping out of school and joining a street gangs killing other black dropouts
Anthony Watson
dumping
Sebastian Nguyen
Ethan Jones
Zachary Gray
fuck, lost unexpectedly
Josiah Brooks
That NPC can put that quest up his ass, I don't need you to pay me to kill everything in my path and collect every bit of random shit I find, I do it on principle!
Andrew Perez
>juggalo julz was ten years ago
I was one of the first people who crank called them. I spearheaded that raid.
Time... time is our true enemy.
Carter Taylor
Eli Gonzalez
William Phillips
Worst ylyl ever
Aaron Edwards
Aiden White
Jordan Long
>hatchet man symbol
This is usually what happens when you breed 'mmfcl hurr durr durr woop woop' style.
Juan Taylor
Samuel Cook
YLYL
youtu.be
Luke Bell
almost lost
lost for some damn reason
relatable
nearly lost
gradually chuckle
wut
i feel something strangely inside
lost to response gif.
i knew someone like this
aww. cute. saved
yes
alright im giving up on thread. there is no more genuinely funny
Juan Long
I wonder if ol' Julz is still even alive?
Being a morbidly obese Juggalo who drinks heavily and pops benzos like candy can't have too long a shelf life... can it?
Noah Green
More Ray PIST mems
Jeremiah Moore
Brussels sprouts are actually great if cooked right.
Get a bag and do this:
>Clean with cold water and pat dry
>Cut off ends and discard, then cut sprout in half
>Make sure to get all the little leaves that fall
>Throw all of it in a casserole dish
>Add olive oil, sea salt, fresh ground black pepper, and granulated garlic
>Toss that bitch around some
>Put dish uncovered into preheated 400 degree oven
>Cook until leaves on top are crispy af, usually about a half hour or so
They're really good and the crispy bits almost taste like pistachios.
Carter Barnes
Jace Diaz
>be oldfag
>ff to 2019
>cooking recipes on /b
Oliver Baker
I don’t understand this
Samuel Phillips
smallpox
Hunter Cox
But its a blanket
Camden Parker
Im sure we've all seen this one by now but I laff every time
Jacob Price
It looks so happy
Thomas Gonzalez
lost
Jaxson Harris
Brandon Russell
Insinuating we won't XD
Leo Carter
Camden Lewis
Alright heres a long one. Possibly fiction but it's funny. Just takes a while to read all of it. So I likely wont get any (You)'s unfortunately as the thread is nearly at bump limit
Jordan Gonzalez
I agree that is a good way of cooking sprouts.
But
>Toss that bitch around some
>crispy af
Why do people feel the need to talk like this when giving recipes? Especially on /fit/. It’s faggy and cringe.
Jaxson Scott
Does any one ITT play Planetside or used to?
Joseph Roberts
Here’s a (you) you cock craving faggot
Sebastian Anderson
Shit thread
Sage
Cameron Anderson
I had no idea that Florida was a part of upstate New York
Camden Flores
Justin Hughes
This would have been funny if it weren't for the you're
Benjamin Harris
Thank you sir
Angel Williams
Gavin Garcia
can't find any source on this
I call bullshit good sir
Josiah Miller
Perfect thread ending
Joseph James
fucking lost.. i hate that fat fucker lol
Henry Green
Its not real its a joke
Samuel Collins
you sir, win the internet
Lucas Rivera
Catholic and Protestant Irishmen hate eachother so much they would spite the other even if it harmed themselves. I suppose thats the joke
Gabriel Nguyen
Nice trips, I lost
Robert Walker
Underrated as fuck
Cooper Martinez
Lol'd hard
Eli Ramirez
Bro that’s all it takes nowadays
Some black person talks about water and white people eat it up like “oh that’s the deepest thing I’ve ever heard”
Fucking slays me
Benjamin Martin
you're too young to understand.
Adam Foster
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated
Landon Turner
>Fat guy
Liam Hall
I don't get it
Colton Morris
Lost phukin hard
Levi Price
Look at the ninja
Look at the bus
It's in Dublin
Cameron Nelson
i am retarded
Julian Price
Kinda hard now...
Elijah Howard
You just need to beat it more.
Mason Nelson
Education improves iq function who'd a thunk
Dylan Davis
I still don't get it LOL
Anthony Torres
Preddy good
Juan Sanchez
>top kek
Lost
Dubs get
Easton Howard
damn thing gone wild
Benjamin Turner
its some good ole Ram Jam
Jaxon Hernandez
nig
Owen Bell
This is the general recipe but to add more make sure you put the brussel sprouts face down. Put in 2 table spoons of water and cover tightly with more foil wrap. Cook for about 10-12 minutes take it out uncover and cook for another 10-12. They should all be toast a little burn spots here in there. Add extra salt to taste they kinda crispy and hearty