What did you want to be as a child?

But it's true user. Some of us make it. It's ok. Maybe one day I'll hire your bum ass as a diversity hire.

so what your scam company even manufacture?

How much weed did you smoke between the ages of 15-25?

What unit of measurement are you asking for?

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All of it/most of it would get in the way of such plans. How about frequency?

We manufacture 28.5V DC and 400Hz AC Ground Power Units for airports.

Our customers are multi-billion dollar airliners and competition is non-existant, so we have 80% profit margins.

Word of advice, learn a trade and start your own business. It took me 10 years to get here but it was worth it.

airports are the maximum scam modern companies. Fuck airports and fuck you.

I wanted to be loved, be cool, be happy.
I am.

>programmer w/ family
>programmer w/o family
50% came true

Please give me more advice good man

I wanted to be a policeman
I am a solicitor

>Chef
>Executive Security Guard
I Quit being a chef and now im a Executive Security guard in downtown nashville
>did everything i dreamed and it was all exactly how i thought it would be as a kid
now im bored with life with all my success

Human and human, worked out

I wanted to be a video game developer.
I'm now in uni so I don't have a job yet but now I want to be a filmmaker.

>happy
>on Yea Forums
well...

Is Yea Forums the most evil place in the universe? I mean, just think of how many lives got to shit because of it.

doctor, by high school i found out that's not for me, went to school to be a networking major. i work customer service with apple...fml.

I wanted to be an astronaut

I am a dev at a small company now

I wouldn't mind joining the space force

Wanted to be a big rig driver (dad's job)

Now doing a PhD in mineralogy, fuck sake

big off

Chef jobs are hard work and little pay. You have to love what you do

>famous musician
>janitor

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>dead
>alive

Safe and celebrated.

>Always wanted to be a game dev since i played doom as a kid.

>stay-at-home dad, practicing 3d art and programming. Still aspiring.

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Soldier
Welfare bum

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Wanted to be an author
No I'm a trust fund kid that lives off of dividends

I wanted to be a writer of most any sort. Now I'm unemployed. It's not all bad though. I'm only unemployed becuase the boss from my last job died. It was the best job I ever had, I was managing his entire business and was great at it, and it was only part time so I had all the time in the world to pursue writing on the side. I have a novel and a film under my belt and can't wait to start my next novel.

>Idk, maybe arts
>Idk, graphic design

a soldier
>was in the army for 11 years
Now a medical assistant
>want to be a lad scientist now
Will be applying for school soon

Wanted to be a scientist most of all, also an astronaut and learn how to make videogames.

>Programmer

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Kek

a singer

Now i'm a farmer

I wanted to be batman
I turned out to be uncle buck.

lad scientist?

This too thought out to be a lie lmao

kek.

what do you manufacture?

Lab* scientist. Phonefagging right now

Give it all up. Go be you.

I wanted to be a video game programmer.

I quit my regular programming job to make video games. If I don't make any money this year though I'll have to go back to regular work, but at least I'll still make games for fun.

If I could work 20 hours instead of 40 that would be ideal.

wanted to be: Architechtural designer or automotive designer.

became... a sword-smith.

I'm pretty sure your adult career is meant to be the sensible, realistic one, and the child's ambition the utterly absurd one, not the other way round...

Lad Scientist sounds cooler though.

How did you become a swordsmith?

We will kill you on the day of the roap

Rope...

why user?

was yr wife do?

Can't argue with those dubs

>paleontologist
>cybersecurity engineer

No shit, I wanted to be a horse jockey. Instead, Played Div. 1 basketball at 6'9", 240 pounds.

entirely by accident.

did martial arts as a hobby, made one for myself, because I couldnt find any that looked good.
someone else asked me to make one, then another etc etc. ended up fulltime doing them after a few years, and quit the day job.

post swards

A combat pilot. Now im living outa my car

I don't know how to feel about this

Dubs demands

That's fantastic. Good on you for escaping the standard office situation. Although architectural designer sounds fun to me too

nah, I'd be ID'd in about 3 seconds flat from my work. $3000+ handmade art is rather easily identifiable.
So I'm not posting my work on this Kiribati coconut-weaving board.

Major League Baseball player
Church secretary

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Earliest dream I had, I wanted to work with video games. Designing or coding or what not. I thought it was a factory and it was some magic shit (I was 5) but that's what I wanted.
Probably could have done it, too, had the computer science award in highschool, still love vidyas to this day..
But nah, I'm a carpenter. Scaffolder to be specific. I make really good money and it's not a bad gig so whatever.

A full on rock star, Be number 1.

Im a drunk in a shitty band and pushing 45

fag

Hi Mr. Clavell

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I wanted to design roller coasters and theme parks

I draw blue prints for a construction company

Are you Hatori Hanzo?

>Tomas the tank engine
>HIV positive

Don't know. Don't know.

Have you tried being a chancellor yet?

Pilot
Machinist

Happy
An anxious mess

>architect
>bartender

>Animator
Then
>Coder
...then
>Mercenary
.....
>NEET

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Kekd

>to live in the woods
>a bum that lives in the woods
Winning

>An orange cartoon character with a bad haircut.
>The President

pilot
low paid office drone as migraines ruled that out for me
"hi user, i'm captain whatever. So i heard you wanted to be a pilot...ever had a migraine? yes? Fuckin bye"
i was sad for so long.

If youre not smart enough to lie to your superiors about bullshit then you arent smart enough to trust 200 peoples lives to
They also ask if you have hemmorhoids, think that means you cant fly a fucking plane?

I wanted to not work

Sadly i now work

>A pilot
>A pilot

>an archaeologist
>an archaeologist

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Computer programmer, and computer programmer. 10/10

i wanted to be like indiana jones, too.

Astronaut
Construction worker

I have a large bone for you to examine.

A winner.
On Yea Forums

>artist
>work for a Display company.
At least I make $48/hr.

>airline pilot
>airline pilot

...

The actual work is a farcry from what Indy does in the movies. Enjoyed it, nonetheless.
You have to be dead for at least 50 years to get that "large bone" examined as an archaeological subject.

What's it like being an airline pilot? I'm bored of being a programmer and I have perfect vision.

Why is everything in life based on how well we can decive one another.

I wanted to be HeMan as a child..

Soldier after high school for 5 years now a paid fireman in the city.

Close enough.

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>Firetruck
>Carpenter

When I was a kid started to learn English at school every free moment I had, I said “I want to be a house fire man!” Whenever a teacher asked. I thought this meant “Fire Brigade” which I thought everyone would get but they thought I meant a man that burns down houses LOL.
Now I’m in the middle of puberty, depressed and suicidal.
#woof

Underage b&

There is a job where people create controlled forest fires to maintain forest health. So it is possible to have a job setting shit on fire

Dildos. Need one?

>didn't know what I wanted to be
>still don't know what I want to be
>35 years old

B&

I wanted to be a scientist.

I'm a CompSci major now so... I guess?

>Free and Alone
>Alone almost free

pilot
a waste if soace

Where do you fly, and what aircraft? I was also in an airline, I was a B738 copilot, but didn't enjoy it as much as flying regional, so I went back to my old job as a Twin Otter captain, couldn't be happier.

>something in the IT/gaming field
>cop

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after the happy times as a child, dad fucked up our family, fucked up our brains through brainwashing, divided everyone for years to come, only for his egoistic reasons and delusions of grandeur.

as time went on, i saw more and more of my dad in myself, which i saw as a too big potential risk to make a family. now i am close to 40 and never had a girlfriend, only shallow sex relationships (it was my choice, every time a girl wanted more i shat my pants)

>Football/soccer player
>Cook/chef
>Astronaut
Now
It's either
>medicine
>maths
Gotta choose my direction I guess

Medicine, trust me bruh

>doctor
>fast casual food employee

go to therapy user.

>same
>same

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Almost died in a Twin Otter back in '89. The fucking right engine just stopped not long after critical eleven, went back firing after a half minute or so. Worst day of my life.

VIP BODY GUARD
OTR VULCANIZER

This Is true, I work in agriculture irrigation maintenance and a large part of my job is setting fire to piles of weeds that blow into the dich system.

I wanted to own my own world trade business, traveling the world and making deals in far off foreign lands. (Getting older made me realize most foreign lands so not, in fact, worship us.. but are generally pretty spiteful to American companies coming in and screwing with things.)

Now, at the fine disillusioned age of 32, I'm a Fiber Optic Specialist making 45k.

My business degree sits on a shelf collecting dust.

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I had a bird strike two months ago, left engine on left turn right after take off, you don't really know how powerful those engines are until you lose one. Luckily it didn't develop into a spin, it was roughly a 10° turn, a bit more banking and o don't think I would've made it.

Wanted to be spiderman. Even used to mimic all the moves from the 2002 movie.

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>Pilot
Local airport. Logical first step I guess

Shit, user. Glad you made it out okay.

Thanks man, it also showed me how strong my anus is, I swear my asshole was sore afterwards

I always said I didn't want to grow up. I got into the IT field, now I don't have a job because the company closed. Now I can't find a job I've applied everywhere in my town, but only two places called me back. I probably blew those interviews. I guess I'll start making meth, plenty of market for that around here.

>Culinary chef
>Actually retarded

I literally cant follow instructions or directions, or remember patterns or any of anything that is required for most things in the world. My brain is completely fucked up. Yet since they cant "Diagnose" anything, I cant get disability. I'm probably gonna kill myself before the year is over.

I wanted to be a junky who laid around and did nothing. Now I'm just a drunk who lies around and does nothing

Just dont use helium or a gun we need those things

I wanted to own a farm. Now I'm a software engineer...

>What I wanted to be: Astronaut, Firefighter, typical kid dream shit
>What I ended up being: Porn actor for a few years but never got famous enough to go anywhere, now cashier at Walmart
>Life is hell

>firefighter
>wage slave

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Show us your porn user

>musician
>musician who works as a butcher also

Life is what you make of it.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57490803b4e3f

Here you go, that was actually the second to last shoot I did

Happy.
Same.

Not bad, very natural. I think fetish shit makes more money though.