Time for our WEEKLY femanon Q&A thread

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>mad pee drinker detected

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I always thought those kind of labia minoras were freaking weird

Squirting is real but VERY uncommon. Most of what you see is just piss. Real squirting is when the vaginal muscles clench so tight it squeezes the fluids a woman makes out. Usually during an orgasm. Few Women can get that truly wet and even fewer have strong enough muscles to clench and force the fluid out. There isn't a lot of fluid and it's maybe 1 or two squirts tops. What you see most of the time is women who have full bladders after drinking a ton of water and then the orgasm or purposefully intention is to pee a little. This isn't real squirting.

I actually agree with you. Only males truly cum.

People won't even accept this answer from a female.

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Here's my question: how many of these types of threads do we really need in one day?

>post a pussy
>post a pussy

Someone's doing it wrong...

I agree. And the word "cum" originally meant sperm, and only recently have people used this term to describe female orgasms, which don't even exist, in my opinion.

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>CONCLUSIONS: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.”

Weekly now? Hmm.

To me it’s different from piss, but most of what you see in porno is pee.

~Anna~

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>prostatic secretions

But girls dont have prostates?

Is my dong big enough?
It's around 5.2-5.5ish inches.

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Kek. That user is an idiot.

>In 2002, Skene's gland was officially renamed to female prostate by the Federative International Committee on Anatomical Terminology

Stay in denial piss drinker.

Bump

Hi Vchan. :) Sounds reasonable, I’ll be here.

~Anna~

Show some sideboobs

My girlfriend just suggested a possible threesome with her female friend. I don't know what to do. I really like this girl and I don't want to be in an open relationship. On the other hand, I'm really turned on by the idea. She promises it'll be a one time thing, and that she just wants this experience with me and her friend. But I'm scared she might demand a three-way with a guy in the future. It really surprised me too since she's not very sexually unorthodox and doesn't have much experience either. Should I go ahead?

Yes

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Cross-pollinating from the other thread:

As someone who's participated in several FFM threesomes, all but one being w/ whoever I was dating at the time, I say: GO FOR IT!!!

You will never forgive yourself if you don't.

my gf just agreed to have a 3 way with me and another girl. She says shes not completely comfortable watching me have sex with someone else, nor her having sex with another girl. She wants to keep it slow.

Any advice on how to do all of this? Find a girl, and do the rest of everything.

Dont do it dumbass

no? why not? sounds hella hot. I mean we've talked about it, it seems like we are both pretty open to it, but want to test the waters before diving in

I think she kinda wants to see me with another girl, just feels apprehensive. And I'd love to see her with another girl.

Wait- she wants to have a threesome but is uncomfortable with the idea? Or you brought it up & she doesn't want to but only agreed to it just to shut you up?

I'm this guy btw: You should ONLY do a threesome under the following conditions:

>it's her idea
>if it's your idea, she responds enthusiastically
>you set and agree to ground rules for conduct during the encounter

The first two are interchangable, as in either/or, but one of those AND the third one are absolutely mandatory if this is going to happen and not be a complete train wreck afterwards.

Small

she brought it up originally, then we stopped talking about it. Then I brought it up the second time.
I mean we kinda did set up rules. Sounds like no dick in vagoo, and she isnt entirely sure how far she wants to go with the girl
Which is understandable. This will be the first girl shes with, so I understand her apprehension to be gargglin lady cum on her mouth right off the bat

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thanks for the reply!

Any tips on how to touch a woman? What areas besides the clit and vag are sensitive?

I want to break up with my gf that loves me to death but I really don't want to hurt her. I know I don't want to be in a relationship anymore and it has nothing to do with her. I honestly don't know how to do it though, and I really want us to still be friends afterwards.

No problem

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here is an user that believes whatever he hears on the fucking internet.. kek

Hey vchan. You've been on /b for a long time. Can you please explain what these Andy Sixx steamy creamy dreamy log threads are all about? I just don't understand that meme. WTF does it mean? Why does it exist?

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enough faggot

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What job did you get vchan (without anything that might personally identify you)?

hows it feel like to fuck a dog?

Why are 99% of women (primarily first world women) cheating whores?
That doesn't mean, oh someone left you and THEN decided to see other men.
I mean blatantly cheating, hiding it and practically proud of it whores.

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Thank you so much, this one has been driving me nuts for the longest time!

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From what I can tell it's just some faggot trying to force a meme. There's literally nothing to it other than the dead threads you'd see at the bottom of the Yea Forums catalog. Haven't seen any in a while come to think of it.

There's no old meme dating back to 2005 that explains it or anything, just some faggot, maybe he doesn't like this Andy Sixx one idk.

Lol stay mad peepee drinker

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Wouldnt know

Wow I guess in the 1% I feel so rare.
Grow up user

yah it's average, checked

Most just piss. REAL squirting is during orgasm their wetness gets sqeezed out of their pussy not pissing out of urethal.

This is vchan?

I'm starting to think Andy Biersack is the one posting this meme.

no this is

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RIP little fag

You like men?

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Does penis taste bad?

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Congratulations, i'm happy for you! Does your anxiety or depression fuck with you at all now that you're working? i know you've had some struggles with those things in the past.

Lol no that's not me

This is me!

Yea I'd say so.

You very well could be, it's in the realm of possibility.
I'm over my mid twenties and every relationship in my life except possibly one, including one's where I've tried to even explain to the person I'm seeing "if you want to fuck other dudes just tell me first and we'll bump it down to fwb, it won't be a relationship but I'll have ten times more respect for you and won't get pissed and fuck with you", "lol of course user!" and yet the sluts still do it.

Not to mention I've increasingly been talking to more and more guys with this problem. Go figure many of them don't like talking about it without a drink in their hand.

Answer my question. Do you mentally unstable things get off to it? what's the deal, I'm genuinely curious.

Uh oh! It's Anna the attention whore!

how old is this photy

I take it you've seen those cum tribute pictured on /b, you know where someone jacks off on a photo of a girl and posts it?
Would you mind if i did one of you and posted it here?

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Just a little salty maybe? Not super gross

It is a mixture of piss and other fluid. I'd know because I have made my girlfriend squirt many times she soaked a spot on my bed couple of weeks ago I am glad I kept the plastic on the mattress.

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Not her, but I would mind. I don't want to see that shit.

Thoughts on twinks?

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Keep on with that mentality and you'll keep getting shitty girls

Yes you would you fucken homo!

My question: if im good looking, /fit/, educated, drive my own car and have my own appartment. Will a girl that is not a whale stick with me even if i am nearly silent 70 percent of all days and the rest im relatively normal ?
Next year i will move out and have my drivers license, just need to know if its even worth it.
Some girls tryed getting with me but i cant interact most of the time

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Eh sometimes they're cute I guess

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Does anal sex make your butthole a little looser permanently, or does it return completely back to the way it was before?

no answers, good to see you can't even justify it.
whores the lot of you.

>ye i'd say so
Thats pretty fucking gay ngl

What the heck are you doing here kermit?

Yea having tits and and a vag is even gayer

Shut up NIGGER

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Ohhh look some faggot on the internet starts a blog and starts typing whatever.
Nigger I'll have you know I have a girlfriend I have made her squirt thus, I know what it looks like and smells like.

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Put it in a vocaroo pussy

exactly this