ITT: post diet, others guess your favorite book

Alright, Yea Forums, post the typical foods you eat in a day and others will try to guess your favorite book.

>oatmeal
>lentils/beans
>rice
>potatoes

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>bananas
>bananas
>bananas

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Shit thread. Now kill yourself.

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i can't go to sleep because i'm waiting for my laxatives to kick in

COFFEEEE
COFFFEEEE!

GREAT idea
will put some on right now

>will
Will be! But there’s the rub, that it only will be. Man never IS but always is 'TO BE' (WILL) blest.
>put some on right now
Yes,’ ‘and so is the next hour: and, by the way, it’s about that length of time that I have waited for it.

Well, one can die after all: it is but dying; and in the next world, thank God! there is no drinking of coffee, and consequently no—waiting for it.

Coffee? Coffee!
I must insist that it be brought. Upon the spot.
Where is my coffee?