Just ordered LoveRachelles "PooNut butter cups" took a massive fucking chomp of it and choked the shit down...

You can even send anonymous shit to peoples doors...

Poopsenders
Shitexpress

You name it..

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Jokes on you, now my immune system knows what feces tastes like and can now combat it it. In a way I'm making myself stronger with every bite

Nahhh she only does Snickers, PooNut butter cups, Strawberry ass tarts (or something like that) chocolate shit cookies, she also sells her shits raw. Like in. Tupperware container but it's expensive to buy that

stuff like this makes me realize that society doesn't deserve to live on.

Loverachelle uses horse shit in her products, you got scammed

Explain the taste of shit, just shit, not with chocolate

>Shit Snickers
I'm going to write a book
>From SpaceX to Shit Snickers: The fascinating range of the human brain

hahahahh

Why is it that people with disposable income waste it on dumb shit like this? I sure as hell wouldnt be on fucking Yea Forums, let alone/b/, if I had money. I'd be fucking living. Traveling, adventuring. At least waste your money on something worthwhile, like drugs.

Shit has a very Earthy and rich flavor. Accented by it's aromatic properties. To compare it to anything I would say the embodiment if filth. Just pure nasty. It has a slight "sour" taste to it but after you get over that it's not all that bad. Although the mouth feel is horrible. And the after taste will stain your tongue.

Tldr; Shit taste gross

Why does this post exist?

That's alright, even if she does I love horses too.

Were you the guy who ordered them home and lives with his parents or some shit?

Yeah

if you have a scat fetish don't you want your shit to actually resemble shit? If i was a zoomer with a piss fetish i'd just buy a jar of my fave patreon whore's urine, i wouldn't get "lemonade with a secret ingredient ;)"

you can go on adventures or generally do better things than be on Yea Forums without money, don't pretend that you'd be back here in three weeks if you won the lottery

I had to google what this was

>these people are walking around in our midst

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they're probably not venturing outside that often tbh

I'm not surprised by these people anymore is just makes me realize how normal I am. I jerk off to porn fairly normal porn too. Like mature big tits or sometimes the occasional trap just plain vanilla stuff. What the weird thing is I'm pretty sure if we met one of these people face to face we wouldn't know they were shit eaters but i'm sure their secret isn't as hidden as they would like. The spooks know everything.

Tf nigga?

EvaMarie88 OP. Was also a fan of Rachelle but she’s getting to thicc now tho since her bf/husband came into the scene.

Traps are not vanilla. You can like what you want, but be honest with yourself

>Drugs
lol just as bad as op if not worse since drugs create crime which effects others.

>the occasional trap just plain vanilla stuff
nice try. you were in the same category as the shit eaters about 3 years ago before the long campaign to normalise traps on Yea Forums started

>Traps
Gay people are normal

Nah fuck that what in the actual fuck is wrong with you honestly

I am cringing so hard from disgust and contempt rite now

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only traps on females not solo and not with other men its heterosexual sex.

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Im not going to attempt to argue it's not hetero (it isnt, but that's not the point). But heterosexuality and vanilla aren't the same concepts in the first place. At least admit to yourself, if not to me, that trap porn is fetish media

What the actual fuck

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OP eats shit and that's not cool but I'm more concerned by the fact that a woman can make baked goods from her shit for profit and at no point as she mixes her excrement into the batter feels a small sliver of humanity that urges her to do something better with her life.

How is a man with a penis even though he has tits fucking a female not heterosexual sex. Are you retarded?

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women just don't have that stride to do great things

OP eating an e-whore's shit is also heterosexual but that doesn't mean it shouldn't be ridiculed so that people with such fetishes keep it private and we can go on pretending we live in a civilised society.

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>money, its a hit
>lonely neets want to take a bite of my shit
>im on that high fiber diet,
>low test, chocolate stench
>and i think i need a new dress

Been wanting to buy her actual shit with a video for a long time. Literally the only thing keeping me from doing it is the package somehow getting lost or opened or delivered to the wrong address.

>i like girls with dicks
>but youre the retard
Also read my post about how that isnt even central to the argument

Underrated post

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I said nothing about liking chicks with dicks you put that into text not me. I said "a man" with "tits" fucking a female is heterosexual.

>but it's expensive to buy that
my sides

what's a strawberry ass tart

just curious, how old are you?

42 white CIS heterosexual male

What turns you on about eating shit containing baked goods. As a fellow scat fetishist isn’t it about like the shit itself?

It appears to be an economic issue

If you are willing to pay for someone to mail you shit you might as well just pay an escort to shit in your mouth

Probably a strawberry tart with shit mixed in

I don't want to make assumptions about a man i don't know but the facts are he eats low-tier scat products because he can't afford the real thing and lives with his parents. I don't know if he has enough neetbux or stealth to sneak a scat whore into his parents' basement

*affects
also clueless faggotpilled

I’m 19 and I’m planning to do that

give us a quick rundown of your plan

Buy a scat whore, have them come in when my parents aren’t home, get shidded on and then fuck probably. Not to difficult really

i remember that
here is the cursed thread archived.moe/b/thread/782849630

Wow op epic thread why don’t you kill yourself

definitely sounds foolproof. Good luck

I fucking looked it up
WHAT. THE. FUCK is wrong with you fagget?
Is eatting shit you only hobby?

Not op but yes

What about bad breath?

Goes away fairly quickly

It hit me hard too m8
To think about the smell of their breath......pure horror

this

Lmao show wrapper op and then I’ll believe

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Have you ever considered suicide? You should if your answer is anything other than, “yes, my suicide is scheduled for next week”.

i wonder who makes this shit (pun)
does she literally stand in her kitchen baking her shit into rando baking recipes and shit in tupperware?

or does she hire some poor guatemalen fuck who she underpays?

I think I remember the chocolate shit cookies thread. If you're the same guy, whats the appeal of her shit in particular? Shit when broken down into parts is almost identical from person to person, with different ratios of bacteria strains.

These reviews...

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some of the less professional ones will just lie and use dog shit.

>LoveRachelle
Great tastes my fellow friend.

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abssolute fire

nice rhyme using "diet" btw

I think she has videos of her doing that yes. Either that or it was someone else offering the same services. I’ll link one
www.xpee.com/video/27740/bake-some-scat-cupcakes

some of the most sad, pathetic people that exist, its like a first crush response mixed with bad wiring in the brain. They get obsessed, first its buying camwhores stuff on their amazon lists, and eventually you end up obsessed with one girl buying her actual shit.

Thats not how it works, you are actually teaching your immune syteme how much of a fucking piece of garbage munching human you are and he will start to let every fucking bacteria fuck you up cause you deserve it.

interesting thread

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These are the type of people we need to start eradicating from the planet. Fuckin degenerates. Gays and trannies. Porn addicts. Not because of some moral superiority, but because they’re disgusting and need to be castrated so they can no longer propagate their damaged genes into future generations.

yeah and we should all believe in god right?

kys

Eating shit is in a way much like smoking good cigars or drinking fine wine. At first one might think it’s gross or not see the appeal but over time, you will start to pick up on the unique flavor notes and aroma each log presents. In a way the scat fetish could be considered classy

eating living human waste.

classy

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We need a new genocide

>classy
>eating shit classy
>CLASSY
this clown with the jokes

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This is my reaction and the reaction of any decent human being to this absolutely disgusting behaviour.

god her site is so fucking cringe, its just constant bait for scat neets, she has every single fucking sub genre covered and it all costs at least 10 dollars per video.

Lets not pretend that OP is anything but a shill for her, this place is bound to have a load of fucking losers that would pay for this. So its the perfect place to post a shitty shill thread.

gtfo you fuckin faggots. you should be hanged you fucjin cock hungry fucks.

I don’t even believe in paying for a dates lunch but I’m a general sadistic piece of shit that hates women.

The so called master race folks smh disgusting crackers are animals yall fuck animals, kids, eat shit.

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You're white though.

While I am disgusted to the absolute max, I can't deny how much I admire people who turn actual shit into money.

It is the highest level of not giving a fuck and siphoning money for free.

Shes doing a service, shes slowly killing off a subsection of extremely introverted pathetic men that will never reproduce anyway. Shes just speeding it up with eccoli

And people pay zoos to see you guys in cages, what point are you trying to make?

i don't want to encourage this behaviour too much but if you make a youtube channel that reviews human shit products i'll definitely like and subscribe

I tried my shit two weeks ago. It's really not that bad. Tastes a bit like dark chocolate and it feels like marshmallows on the tongue.
I have a scat fetish, because my two ex gfs wanted to have shitty and pissy sex with them. Was a lot of fun, but never ate it. Some years later I developed my own scat fetish. That was 2011. But I ate it 2 weeks ago the first time. Tasted really good and made me hard as hell. Will do it again.

scat fetishes are for repressed people who confuse the sense of doing something gross/wrong as forbidden/sexual. Its literally you misinterpreting a feeling. Its not a real fetish.

Only crackers do that and you cant see how evil that is

Is definitely is

its fucking not, if it was socially acceptable to eat shit, you wouldnt fucking do it. You're just a socially repressed brainlet getting his feelings confused like a little baby.

>my two ex gfs wanted to have shitty and pissy sex

Unless you are seeking out other sick fucks from the get go. You are full of shit.

The amount of women into shit and piss is insanely minute.

and I thought I was degenerate. read the reviews
loverachelle2.com/shop/shippables/buy-my-poop/

Spot on bruv

Well you are a socially repressed brainlet who is speaking out of their ass on Yea Forums instead of being productive. Literally anything can be a fetish it’s only requirement is that it turns you on. Much simpler than the pseudoscientific bullshit you are trying to pedal. Now could what you said have caused it to develop? Who knows I’m sure it’s very possible. But that doesn’t mean it isn’t a fetish

Sorry Jamal, you’re with us too. Tell this man to stop inhaling ass.

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>And then one day, for no reason whatsoever, people voted Hitler into power

>pseduoscientific,

kek

You really are a brainlet if you can't see my logic. I'm sure all your scat friends have lots of little speeches/buzzwords for arguing in favour of it being a fetish, but its not. Especailly eating your own fucking shit, thats removing all sexual submission elements from the equation, you're just a sad pathetic loser eating bits of his own shit and geting hard over it. Do you honestly not agree thats your mind misinterpreting why you find it arousing? Eating your shit is inherently wrong and goes against our instincts, you misinterpret the feeling you get from going against that grain as a fetish.

In fact I would even go as far as to say you are trying to twist the definition of a fetish to include social acceptability in order to justify whatever fetish you might have and let’s face it. You are posting on b so you probably fap to tranny porn or something

That's a 1%er right their he might of been raised by crackers lol that ain't normal

I want to commit not alive from these people...

I’m not talking logic. I am just saying that By the definition of a fetish, scat can be considered a fetish.

>Eating your shit is inherently wrong and goes against our instincts

Primates do it all the time.

Oh and before you even respond I predict a comment where you get defensive and call me a shit eater or some other meaningless insult to get the discussion off of you.

Look up coprophagia you fucking imbecile, its almost always when an animal is sick or low on certain minerals.

I agree that scat is a fetish, a pathetic one, yes but its a fetish, eating a girls shit or vice versa is submission/power etc. Eating your own shit is mental illness.

How fucking delusional do you have to be to sit defending why you eat your own shit and wank off.

Fucking hell dude kill yourself

That's quite enough internet for me today.

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maybe he's sick or low on minerals?

I was there

What a shitty experience

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your face when

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Imagine stealing a package off someones door and its a $300 shit in a tupperware with some gay cringy note
>suck my shit logs daddy uwu-loverachel

The shit snickers is absolutely fucking terrible

No it doesnt lmfao you have shit breath for a month or so after due to shit bacterias infesting your mouth. You just stop noticing it after a couple days.

Newfag

I don't think i even want to know but... can someone give me a quick rundown on what's happening here? Some lunatic sells their feces to faggots online?

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use your fucking brain and work it out.

If you hate trannies and porn, then why are you on Yea Forums? It's a fucking containment board. That's all you'll find here, Is gays, trannies, cucks, porn addicted weirdos.

You dont have to be religious to know dgeneracy leads to wasted lives dipshit, fuck jesus and fuck you shit eater

Anytime I have a job or a girlfriend I don't come here.

At least not when my girlfriend's in the same room. I've had girls familiar with Yea Forums, but they rarely browsed it.

Hey man. You just verbatim posted what I was predicting you would say. People are sooo easy to predict. The comment shows that you just want to keep the attention on the fact I consume shit in order to not have to deal with whatever I’m trying to say. In this whole discussion you will notice that I never once justified my shot eating in fact, it’s gross and I wish I didn’t do it. It’s the same straw man tactics people use in political arguments. You are latching on to the shit eating part and trying to convince others I am wrong by the virtue that I eat shit, when the conversation is in fact about a simple definition of a fetish. I’m at work unlike you other neets so I can’t entertain you any longer.

This

Not me you utter utter brainlet.

I agree scat is a fetish, eating your own shit is a mental illnes. You absolute fucking spergatron

You need to look up what verbatim means buddy. Stop trying to sound smart, you're defending eating your own shit.

eating your own shit gives you an erection, you cant possibly be superior to any neet.

What a wonderful thread

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possibly the most autistc, crazy thing ive ever read. You need help

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Retard. You just said that you're not talking logic. Everything you said from that point forward was the equivalent of shit falling out of your mouth.

You're literally a shit-eating simpleton.

>white people

I am not even surprised anymore

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Well, I've learnt something today.

lul

more than likely her boy friends too. she has to keep up demand. so yea, i guess op is a fag afterall.b

Just following the language pattern from Pink Floyd's 7/4 time hit

Don't listen to these haters op! Having a scat fetish is legendary!!

oh god this thread is still up

Who could have ever guessed eating mail-order shit would be anything less than pleasant?

roll for OP have legendary fetish.

I would maybe try this but it would have to be from a 8+/10 blonde

This is why humans are doomed.

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thank u for posting it now i remember it too

Imagine you're on your break at work and you go onto Yea Forums to boast about eating your own shit, and then spend 20 minutes defending the fact you do it, as well as trying to win an argument over some principle that eating literal shit from your own body doesnt damage your credibility in terms of being mentally ill. Then leaving boasting about going back to your job, as if you somehow won.

Delusional autist.

hey everyone has their fetish

and eating your own shit is not one of them, thats just pure mental illness

How do you even know it's her shit and not, like, some dog shit she's scooped up off the pavement?

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dog shit is commonly used apparently.

thats just like, your opinion man

Good thread right?

Human and animal feces looks, smells and tastes different.

Are you an expert

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How many people with the same opinion does it take to make something true? How many of these shit-pelicans are out there with crapcakes in their proverbial gullets? I have a feeling Michigan is overrepresented in the groups numbers.

Not as much as a fag like OP, willing to buy some shit off a broad but similar interests.

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Shitty bump

>couldn't smell the shit

Oh lord my sides

LR doesn't even show her face. Lame.

Plus it's probably her husbands shit anyway

I mean, Indians put their shit fucking everywhere, but at least they don't put it in their mouths.

fucking degenerates, I swear

>such a fine cunt on that disgusting whore

Wasted

>that guy at work who takes longer than average when you say "I would never eat shit for money"

>PooNut butter cups
LOL filed a complaint with the FDA

How disgusting op. You should only accept poop straight from a poop whore's butthole.

Cmon what guy wouldn't munch on this booty?

thisvid.com/videos/shitty-anal-mastrubating/

Ingesting human feces? Enjoy your parasites faggot cuk

Only lesbian porn is straight, I bet you homo's like porn with a male in it.

Walgreens=CRIME

>this thread

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These reviews are pure fucking comedy gold

>definitely taste her poop in these
>got super hard eating them
>I wish to serve this sexy woman one day
>the taste isn't too strong; just enough

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Is it actual shit?

your just dumb if you think black people dont do this shit every race does this shit we live in a fucked world