What’s the most American thing you’ve ever done?

What’s the most American thing you’ve ever done?

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There's a McDonald's a 5 minute walk from my house. I order it through Uber eats.

Ate fast food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Felt like utter shit afterwards & the next day.

Called a black girl a nigger

I killed my neighbor because i thought that he might have a weapon of mass destruction in his garage. Turns out he didn't,,oh well ,better safe than sorry.

I cried during the national anthem when the red sox were playing.

Pussy

I voted

Drank a can of coca cola

pissed my bed as an adult

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Btw it was 0,33cl, was so full after it, felt freedom spread through my body

Shot an ar15 and ate at McDonald's.

I ate a block of cheese and three sticks of butter.

I'm constantly buying new electronic gadgets because if I don't the terrorists win.

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good thread!

I sucked Jewish cock

Voted Republican, Circumcised my son, Injected pure corn syrup into his veins. Denied him healthcare from the resulting infections. Dragged him to Church to pray him better and then shot him myself.

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Farted the national anthem and followed through

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Choked on a mozzarella stick at Perkins

Worked. Payed taxes. Died.

Memorizing the national anthem completely.

2 tours in Iraq. That place is a shit hole. Glad we fucked it up.

My 1971 Chevy Chevelle ss runs on bald eagle piss.

Based.

>worked 2 jobs
>earnt fuckall at both
>made both bosses ridiculously rich
>died

Swallow Andy Sixx's steamy logs.

be broke as fuck but i defend the the mega rich.

Fake. Real Americans don't talk about "the rich", they talk about "the successful".
But of course, about half of people in America today aren't real Americans but immigrants from communist shitholes.

I've shot incendiary rounds out of a bolt action to blow up fireworks. Merica.

Exploited nonwhites for my gain

Got confused when asked where is Paris

Got fat.

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>I ate a block of cheese and three sticks of butter
For breakfast?

When I worked in a restaurant in London I used to piss in the limey bastard's soup. I can't tell you how much satisfaction it gave me knowing those crooked teeth mongrels were drinking my piss.

>Exploited
lol, still buying into the marxist narrative huh

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The large factory where I work organised a group holiday, we went over to Turkey and found this place down some backstreet where we could get our assholes used by Muslim men

You are America summed up in a paragraph

At least you didn't cut his dick off and inject him with hormones until he started growing tits. That's fucking abuse.

Just call them what they are.

I did that for 3 years no regrets

needs converting to freedom units

When I lost my virginity to Mr. Philips in 5th Grade.

i got at least 40 randos to sing the star spangled banner in the mall once.

Got jumped by nigers and robbed of everything I had twice in a week.

I both liked AND shared this.

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That’s not American. That’s African. Most of America you don’t get jumped by anyone and getting robbed is not a common occurrence. That’s third world country shit

First time they beat me with a shovel, broke my arm and got 3 concussions; next time blood everywhere!

Los Angeles

Most of LA is very nice and there are no black people. There are bad parts but don’t go there and you are fine

Even if you do go there I have found that a white person in a black neighborhood is always assumed to be an undercover cop

Holy fuck

Recorded a fart with fb messenger and sent it to all my friends (two)

Overdraw my bank account

ate a whole large pizza like it was nothing, 5 days ago, then illegally steamed ufc fights Saturday

Posted in a jelly foreigner thread once asked them to check their freedom

get a new credit card then

Fucked a Mexican chick

prob a beaner and deserved it

eat more than 5000 kcal in one day

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>a group holiday
bonger detected

>No echo on (((credit)))
7/10

I've done this a couple times

Either building my own ak47 or building my own bbq smoker

Exist

Close. I made it with the recently released GPT-2. It's pretty amazing how much it can do.