So, what was the incident at your school? Bombings, shootings, stabbings, dumb shit, etc

We had a fat math teacher who was way into anime, back before it was mainstream like it is now, and he almost got fired when he was caught alone with one of his students.
Looking back at his attitude and he acted, putting pictures of nadia and patlabor up on his desk, he was definitely an oldfag

>Art teacher lady was always smiles and chatty with me.
>One day was alone in attached secondary classroom for clay artwork and kilns to work on my project
>Other room was full during regular class. Teacher was in that room
>Flashes in my head of this girl that always gave me downblouse looks on purpose but acted oblivious
>Instant diamonds while alone in the kiln classroom
>Attached by a small office between two doors
>Decide to risk it
>"Fuck it, if i hear the first door open ill have time to zip up and act like im using the pencil sharpener", at the front chalkboard where the crime was to take place.
>literally blow in 30 seconds because never jacked off in school, let alone feet away from full loud classroom
>Floor tiles are light grey, dont even wipe up my mess
>Fastforward to graduation day
>Art teacher lady is sitting on side stage happily congratulating kids and saying good luck as they walk off stage with diploma
>I accept mine, walk past her and she cant look up from the floor and doesn't say a word

You think she had a personal security cam somewhere in her classroom to prevent theft of expensive equipment? Did she watch me blow a load on the floor infront of the pencil sharpener?

I'll never know. She had rockin' tits as well... Sorry Ms.D

Someone flushed an M80 down a toilet, exploded over the library. Caused a lock down followed by early release, along with about $30,000 in damages.

Some popular girls pussy pic got send arround. Literally her "best friends" stole it from her phone. She didnt have a protected gallery. They knew her Phone Code and could access it. But the best part is that it didnt bother the girl. She just shrugged it off and pretendet she wasnt publicly humiliated. I think she is cool.

Thats how youre supposed to handle those types of situations. There was a kid at my high school everyone called spanky because he got caught tugging it i guess. He would react angrily and storm off. Kids feed off that shit and gave it to him worse everytime after.

Gotta laugh it off with the old "everybody poops" mentality.

That was literally an episode of the Netflix show "Sex Education."

yea this scenario isnt really special. happens on every school at least one time.

Girl I know got raped and impregnated in the toilets by a fuckwit from another school across town. She had to get an emergency abortion pill. Security around campus became tighter than a toddler's asshole.

Post popular girls pussy

A disabled kid randomly hugged one of the popular girls, they both fell over then he rolled her and fingered her ass while she and everyone else was screaming.

Girl never recovered mentally
Guy never saw prison because he had been raped as a kid and was retarded. He kept breaking the restraining order too because he couldn't understand it.

They should have just put him down

They should've moved him into another school at the least

Pls post pics thx

clymida outbreak between my high school and the next town overs high school.

over 400 cases. county declared it an emergency.

9/11 happened my senior year which sucked, we became a closed campus, were not allowed to eat outside or go out for lunch.

He wasn't allowed in any school, he was already three years behind or something.

Still it sounded pretty hot, I wish I had video

Vice principal arrested for email bombing related to his fetish for watching boys tickle each other. They make a documentary about him

"Bomb" at our school

Principal saw a suspicious looking box in the entrance of the school. Principal called the police and next thing I saw was a bomb squad. The kids were transported home or to hide in a different school. I barely got on a bus until they figured out it was a false alarm. Turned out to be some kid's fruit box that they left there.

>air plane flies into building
>"if we close up the school this will prevent it in the future"

Wot?

my freshman year it went from being a 3 year high school / trade school thing to a 4 year school.

it was something they were phasing out anyways and they used it as the excuse.

also a lot of bomb threats started happening immediately after the attack. which meant we spent half the day on the track and field area at least every other week.

This were VERY different before 9/11. American society was VERY different.

Aside from conspiracy theories, the attacks were used as the excuse for a lot of bullshit being pushed through.

was addicted to opiates at age 15-16
couldnt shit for a month, liquid shit kept seeping out though so I had to stuff a rag in my buttcrack and everyone during finals kept saying how awful it smelled (don't know if they knew it was me).
Rag fell out of pants and landed somewhere in hallway, i dropped out after this.

kids would put ketchup on their gravy&fries

"Tickled" I call bullshit. but can't prove. Weird fucking scenario. highly recommend

No bullshit. I graduated from West Hempstead Highschool the last school he worked at. I don’t know how to probe without posting identity

Job must've been purely to meet minors or something, he had enough money in inheritance to sit at home and toy with people all day while driving a merc. Sounds fun, just i'd go about it a whole lot different... maybe pay people to protest pink ribbon walks or something. Build a pyramid in my honor...

>One kid wrote (in chalk) a shooting threat on the front wall of the school; everyone got to stay in first period as the teacher showed us Groundhog's Day
>Someone brought weed cookies to school; a bunch of kids started freaking out and were sent out, some said to the hospital
>Kid drove a car into a telephone pole, apparently blacking out the school after-hours
>Biology teacher rumored to have inappropriate relations with one or more students
>One time, I found a bottle of dirty Sprite under a vending machine, didn't say anything about it
>Some talk of someone finding a hypo needle in the boys' locker room
>Teacher once told a story about a kid who came in for a test while hammered on schnapps and ended up vomiting in the hallway

No one real "incident," just a bunch of fuck-ups that everyone got to hear about whenever they happened.

When it happened no one was surprised, it was like yea that’s about what we expected. He loves to put the boys into “in school suspension”. Which was just him and some boys in a room. He never tried to touch me or anyone in the room as far as I know I think he just liked to be around us

We had a male high school teacher get caught fucking female students and arrestified or something. Nothing as peculiar as the tickled guy though that's insane.

1 gay teacher was being harassed by sex-starved mom, she didn't take is reffusal for her advances well, sued for pedo
scholl went bankrupt

The year after I left my high school I heard from my friends who were still attending that the principal would hang outside before and after school to perv on the female students. Nothing's been done about it to this day.

Our school’s drama teacher got hit by a car walking home from campus one night and died.

Also our choir teacher got caught jacking off in the foyer of the auditorium over the summer. Apparently he was just wacking it as kids walked by, and someone just happened to see him.

At the same school as a tickle guy one of the science teachers started dating a student the day after she graduated. They couldn’t prove anything happened sooner but they suspected and he got fired.

At one fight this guy suplexed the other dude on the concrete. It was this natural superathlete against a skinny skater/stoner, totally unfair.

At another one, two hot girls went at it and one tore the other's skirt off and she had a thong on underneath.

was he a nigger too?

What does the (((jews))) or whatever else world in the brackets means???????

Jews

But what the brackets means? I see this shit all the time everywhere but I just don't get it

A teacher got caught fucking two kids from 3rd or 4th grade. She got fired almost on the spot and reported to the police.

Was she actually a thot or are you calling her that for reference?

Saw this on 9fag!

5 suicides in 6 months

We used to do this sort of thing all the time at prep school. A couple of the boys wanted to put one over on old Professor LaRoche. At exactly the appointed minute, all the boys would push their books down onto the floor. Old LaRoche almost had a heart attack...

It was either the assistant principal or a dean. Some kid was dropping turds around the school and they caught and tackled the kid as he shit in a stairwell

Kid (he was a sophomore) shot himself in the bus loop at my school during a fire drill. Bus loop was empty so he went out there and pulled the trigger. I had seen him a couple of times before that, and he always looked very sad. Was a shitty day

Was homeschooled, and my mother (teacher) had long unresolved daddy issues that made studying unbearable. Glad that shit's over.

Animal porn and fireworks

Go on...

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I went to the high school where the Trump t-shirt yearbook censor happened. They fired the teacher. They would photoshop pictures of class trips where anyone wearing a bikini or was shirtless to have a drawn in shirt and shorts

An art teacher was fired for being caught with animal porn and now he works at s prison. And whenever it got close to bonfire night (I'm British) they started checking everyone's bags at the entrance because the Czechs kept bringing fireworks in and lighting them and throwing them at people on the AstroTurf. Another thing about the Czechs: none of them spoke any English and they were always smoking and having sex with each other in the corridors and all the Czech girls were bisexual

A 300lb down syndrome kid named Vincenzo pushed some regular kid down 25 steps and hospitalized him.

Nothing much, just usual shit eg:
>minor coming hammered and passing out in middle of the class, ER called
>Guy on a school trip in Amsterdam bought a prostitute, he was 16 or so and got snitched on
>Another hammered guy got principal chasing him around the school, got expelled
>Someone doused kids lunch with phenolphthalein (laxative), got expelled, since a teacher saw him.
>Horsefag girl rode to school on "her" horse.
> Teachers naked pics leaked
>Some teachers got hammered alongside us on a school trip, not giving a shit.
>Someone short circuited fuse box that controlled WC ventilation, you could smell that 2 floors higher

what?

Hot young female teacher once showed her thong to the class and stuck her tongue out like saying here look at my sexy body I know you like it. Sadly I wasnt there at that day but heared stories about how some dudes shouted at her with disgust lol. Bunch of faggots. i would love to see it in person and then fap to the memories.

Another time one of our male teachers was caught watching porn in the school basement where we had somte technical lessons with machines and shit. The room had windows and some students saw him lol.

One other time there was a dude who wanted to kill himself and jumped off of the staircase and twisted his neck. I dont think he died but ambulance was called and the whole school had to wait outside until the stairs were cleared.

Its supposed be an (((echo)))

We were forced to take choir/music in 7th grade.
Teacher named "Mr Bowle"
We always fucked with him mercilessly.
He finally snapped when we were singing Tina Turners Hero song... we randomly started singing, "We dont need another MR BOWL! MR BOWL!"
He started getting mad which just egged us on.
We chanted "We dont need another MR BOWL! MR BOWL!" for at least 5 min until he just fucking snapped.

He slapped the shit out of the lead kid then grabbed a music stand and threw it across the room into a group of girls.

It was the 80's so no cops... we had the rest of the day to fuck off... never saw Mr Bowle again...

I smile every time I hear that fucking horrible song.

at school of my little brother there was a teacher with almost 16GB's of child porn on his phone.
they discovered it because he showed his phone to some girl which had pornhub open and all kinds of other shit.
students also testified against him an shit for his advances and stuff.
he in prison but he might be getting shanked as we speak

I miss fireworks at break time, it was like watching some harry potter wizard duel shit

All in the same day:
>A small group of girls somehow climb onto the roof of one of the school's buildings right before lunch, causing a lockdown and even police showing up to arrest them

>Some kids in the canteen building throw something and break one of the windows, the best part is I was sitting on a bench literally right below the window

>Some kid pulled his dick out and started pissing in a bin, in front of everyone, for literally no reason

>no reason
hey hey, when you gotta go you gotta go

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they were probably fucking in secret

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Pedo teacher into teen boys.

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Fucking legend

more pls

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One of our gym teachers was basically a pedophile to the young boys, he got outed because some kid went home and asked his parents if they had to do ‘penis inspection day’ too.

It’s pretty fucked up but a funny way to get find out.

Also, I’m from Australia so we don’t have shootings and shit but once a year 8 kid brought a knife to school because everyone kept sharing his dick pics around which was the size of a pin, everyone had to lock their doors and hide under the desks, an overreaction but it was protocol I guess

County school stories:
>redneck kid was always dipping snuff in shop class
>shop teacher was basically Hank Hill
>shop teacher would yell "boy!" when he caught redneck kid dipping
>one day redneck kid was driving his daddy's tractor drunk through town
>drives through fence, hits propane tank next to substation, ruptures tank
>ditches, leaves tractor running
>propane tank explodes, takes out substation
>whole town blacks out for a week
>redneck kid doesn't get in trouble because good ol' boy

more county school stories
>one year, school board said we have to let home ec girls take shop if they want to
>much consternation among the coaches & administration
>head cheerleader at school joins shop class bc we all smoked weed behind the building, which was why anyone ever really took that class
>redneck kid lifts up cheerleader's skirt with the tig welder electrode when she bends over to get wood for her birdhouse
>shop teacher yells "boy!" and drops his torch next to a rack of brooms on the wall
>brooms ignite, fire spreads, chaos ensues
>fire dept comes out, whole town gathers, we all get to go home early

Couple planes flew in to some sky scrapers back in 2001 (I was in High school). That's about it. Every day we went to school feeling great, pretty decent education system, teachers that cared (for the most part) and never had to be worried about getting mowed down by some piece of shit. Things are pretty decent in Canada, at least they used to be.

When that guy who brought a dead rat to school on the first day of freshman year shit in the pool in the middle of sophomore year.

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I'm from the Philippines
During World War 2, Japanese soldiers raped & beheaded nuns on my elementary school(which was a Catholic school)
From time to time, at night, security guards on graveyard shifts often see ghosts of beheaded nuns walking on the school's hallways & cries could be heard at noon or night when it's silent.

Went to Pearl High School. Luke Woodham shot it up in 1997 I believe.

Also. My freshman year science class had a substitute teacher, whom I knew from elementary. (She made a 'brownie points' joke towards me at the start of class.) Sometime later a student mentions his older brother is currently serving in Iraq.

She says, "If your brother dies I hope you get so pissed that you walk right up to George Bush and shoot him in the face." With a fair bit of passion. Class went silent. No one overtly called her on it. Never saw her after that day.

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Actually, I have made the biggest incident in my school by threatening one of my classmates with a big ass knife in the middle of locker room. I was in the 5th grade and almost lost my shit. To this day someone makes a joke like "yo, yo chill! Get that Glock away from me!"

Based

a week ago in my school, be bomb alarm because I had final exams and someone would not want to be done.
heh it was funny

Dude robbed a bank nearby my middle school and like an idiot tried to lose the cops by running toward the forest behind the soccer field. The cops thought he was gonna try and take hostages in the school and shot him with a sniper rifle from a helicopter.

School went into lockdown, but my class thought it was just another drill. The teacher was a total pushover so the kids just went ballistic inside while this dude was getting shot less than a couple hundred feet away from us. Friends in another class right nearby the field heard the gunshot, and apparently some people in the art studio actually saw it.

Another time some kid was smoking a cigarette in the bathroom and threw his butt into a trash can, igniting it.

The other middle school in my town banned staplers after some sociopath stapled his arm veins.

When the DC sniper was a thing, the streets were almost totally empty of kids. Recess got cancelled for months and they wouldn't let you leave unless your parents were immediately right outside the school to pick you up.