Yea Forumsros I fucked up. What do I do help

Yea Forumsros I fucked up. What do I do help

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pls help it hurts like hell

the hell did you do?

Neosporin or in a pinch, toothpaste. Hope it helps.

Let me guess, you tried to make a fleshlight out of a towel and you gave yourself rugburn

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What the fuck am I looking at?

Lemon and salt. Happy to help.

Wtf happened OP

basically what said.

tried to make a fleshlight, had a big cum and when i pulled my dick out it hurt like hell and there was blood. Tried washing it with water hurt even more. At least i have a forskin to protect it from my clothes, but wtf do i do

go see a doctor and stop asking /b

Just keep it clean and it'll heal itself, I tried the same thing but with a washrag and shampoo, my tip was sore for a day or so

why do you guys make fake pocket pussys??? a cheap one is only like 20$

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Wash the fuck out of it, hit it with some rubbing alcohol, and then hit it with a little superglue. Be careful to not glue your pisshole shut.
If washing it hurts, then I'm afraid all three steps will be painful Especially the rubbing alcohol.

Next time, wet the towel first. Or just get a pack of cheap condoms.

it's much easier asking retards online than to go to a doctor and explain the whole thing. Plus this sort of thing is really frowned upon where i live, so much so that even porn sites are banned

I got a cheap one. It's so tight, I actually ripped my fucking foreskin trying to use it. Nobody wants to blow $20 on an injury waiting to happen.

Jesus, man. Move somewhere better.

um lube dumbass, better than fucking a wet towel ffs

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i live with my very controlling aunt so i can't

Bits of tissue paper or toilet paper to stop the bleeding, just like shaving cuts. Wait, no millennial actually shaves? Anesthetic throat spray or tooth numbing stuff for pain.

i'm moving in summer but intill then i have to live with a chafed dick i guess

Hiv positive
Op is goof'd

did that with a sock once

Pure lanolin, they sell it for breastfeeding mothers. Will kill the pain. Cover it with some gauze on top of the lanolin.

ok update: i went to pee and it still hurts like hell

Just use a wet towel, and you'll be fine.

I'm not stupid, nignog. I used lube, and it still fucking hurt me.
And I never said I fuck a wet towel. I use condoms. I suggested a wet towel for OP for stealth purposes.

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the ones on the top are completely fine now, but the one under the head where the foreskin connects hurts more than if satan ass raped me

enjoy your wet towel

As long as the injury's outside your urethra, you'll be fine.

put antibiotic cream on it. Very uncomfortable but let's hope it helps

Clean any debris, use alcohol, and avoid letting things rub irritated areas. Should be good as new in 1-2 weeks depending on how fucked it is and how well you eat.

Did that while high once. Jerked off into a dry sock for far too long. I went to a doctor, because I was terrified. It'll heal on its own. Just keep it clean. Your dickhole may be a little bigger after the fact, but it'll be okay.

how do i piss

Clean it up and sanitize. No more jerking off or sex for 2 weeks.

-Dr Ho

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how the fuck do i sanitize if even pissing hurts

It probably hurts due to the injury near the opening. You might have to pull back your foreskin when you pee, as well as angling yourself downwards, to try to make it a straight shot from urethra to toilet. If you pee normally, odds are some pee will linger on your foreskin if it’s fucked, and that’ll probably cause burning and pain. Take some pain killers, see if that helps.

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dude you know that string can get into your urethra, even through your underwear
fuck off and die you faggot

the biggest wound is on the connective tissue of the forskin, so it doesn't really change anything if i pull it back

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