"Hey Alexa, could you play "Hurt" by Johnny Cash please?"

Bro what fuckin rock have you been living under?

ProJared cheated on his wife and is a predator.

Sad to say that still makes him better morally to the rest of us

He spent 15 fucking minutes talking about a plague to punish pedophiles. Quoting bible shit smh

>Jared annouced his divorce on twitter and blocked his wife.
>Wife claims that he's been cheating with Commander Holly, Ross' ex-wife and acted like a piece of shit to her.
>Fans begin revealing that he sent them his nudes which are now online
>Some fans claim they were underaged at the time, making Jared a potential sex offender.

where are the fan nudes

What the fuck? That sounds absurd, but I kinda believe it with all the shit that's been happening.

just type "Projared nudes/dick" on google and you'll find it

Good recap.

i had no fucking idea, nor do i know who half these people hard, but projared seems absolutely fucked from what I read here hahahaha

ill be waiting for the visuals now

*are (not hard)

I fuckin hope so
For the greatest good!

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well this thread has some shit goin on

youtu.be/AgUGKnhXiQY
OHNONONONONO

>ill be waiting for the visuals now
anyone?

>the chad talk vs the chromosomes look

I'm not entirely sure what you mean by visuals

KEEEEEEK he cheated on his wife with that fucking goblin?!?!

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Worse yet, that Goblin divorced her husband Rubber Ross, who still fucking loved her, to get with ProJared's mushroom dick.

photo leaks and whatnot i assume

Worse yet, that Goblin divorced her husband Rubber Ross, who still fucking loved her, to get with ProJared's mushroom dick.
I don't know why you deleted that other one but ok.

Miss editor is an entirely different person. She's not involved in the drama.

Ironic, given his own tastes.

i fucked up lol, but thanks for the replies
this whole story is messy af

The only way to know that is to know who Miss Editor actually is. So go ahead, share with the class.

>liking the shitty Cash version

This is his most infamous one. Couldn't find an unedited version on Google for some reason.

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Her name is Cara, she goes by Cheratomo on the internet.

See

Based

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top fucking zozzle
im good with the edited one tbh
what a fucking noob, sending nudes and all that, of course they were gonna leak

This ugly ass motherfucker has a lame ass job and looks like remy the rat's crack-addicted twin, SO HOW IN THE FUCK DID HE:

>Get a hot ass qt3.14 gf (Pic Related)
>Waifu her up
>Then cheat on her with a younger woman
>WHY did he do aforementioned cheating?

what an absolute retard. he deserves the life- destroying hate hes getting.

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>Top zozzle

Haven't heard that in a while

>Yea Forums hasn't pissed off the cosplayer enough that she snaps and posts the gremlin's nudes as revenge
My first mistake was having hope that this shitty fucking board would do something good.

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yea im an oldfag

Jared's cock is a treasure. The edits are funny, but it deserves to be seen in its natural state.

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His dick looks like a mushroom

dude his face is bad enough, there's no way i wanna see his crooked jew dick

lol, eat your heart out Yea Forums

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>here i am married to actual anime
first of all, cringe
also, not anymore you fucking pizza roll

Why is everyone focusing on the fuckery of a Youtuber? and not focusing on the fuckery of the U.S. POTUS?

PJ isn't fucking your economy.
DT IS. And you KNOW Trump is pervin' on his daughter./

Best part is that during the time he tweeted that, he was already sending nudes to fans and was probably fucking Holly and his fans at conventions as well.

I hope he gets reelected in 2020 so that all the faggots, trannies and woken actually kill themselves.
>t. Pablo from the motherland

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women*

Here is a link to the thread where the retarded faggot first discussed this smear campaign.
archived.moe/b/thread/799427167/#q799427605

The images that were known to have been sent to fans were suggestive but still barely PG-13. No nudes. No genitals. No shit. Furthermore, the assertion that the fans were underage is hearsay. Nothing has been confirmed and the one who made the claim is a scorned ex-wife, who is objectively untrustworthy.

The "scat video" is a forced as fuck meme. to this point, no such thing has surfaced or been posted or even screenshot. Some retarded troll posted a staged photo of a woman facedown in a bed with a fresh roll of toilet papers sitting on the other side. The shill who posted it has claimed it was a screenshot, which was quickly disproven. They also claimed it was a still image from the same archive that hosts the video, which is also a lie (see next paragraph). No one who claims to have seen the video has been able to post any details about it-length, format, site, source, scene, etc. NOTHING.

>#F!hIxgASwT!rBY6xdBHbYhmfjizKQYsPw
A Mega Link containing videos of the Nickelodeon TV show “The Fairly Oddparents” has been posted claiming that it is an “encrypted” link to the scat video. When pressed, the OP claimed that the video USED to be in there with the Fairly Oddparents and/or the video is encrypted within one of the Fairly Oddparents videos. A tech-savvy user used tools to prove that the contents of the MEGA Link have not changed, been deleted from or added to in any way since last November.

The facts:
Jared cheated. People do that. It sucks, but ultimately that's their problem. They're getting divorced, which was apparently in the works already.

That's the long and short of the whole thing.

Be prepared for this lying retarded OP subhuman to post the following in reply:
“The video has been posted dozens of times.”
“I already posted it”.
“It was posted and confirmed real”

come on faggots there's already 15 threads discussing that moron, enough already

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nice try JARED

He should join Channel Awesome.

they are in possession of Hiedi, so no.
They only way we'd ever see Holly is if Jared went full atomic psycho and release any pictures he had right before jumping off a building.

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I'm dead

I laughed way harder than I should have.
Also, ProJarred did nothing wrong

There are thousands of cosplay sluts out there. He'll find a new one and fuck around behind her back, too.

oh no there's other pictures I haven't seen.

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Worst part is that he thinks he's sexy in these pics.

Somehow this picture is even less appealing than his dick pics

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dammit i almost shit meself.

i saw a mental health video with holly as a guest star. she confirmed the reality that
>when she was about 6 her mother got MS, was mostly paralyzed, and until she was about 20, she had to help her mother bathe and use the toilet. she became her mother's mother.
>her mother sexually abused her, but she didn't know it as such until leaving San Bernadino's desert hillbillyland of drugs and poverty for college. the method of abuse is unknown.
As a victim of of abuse myself, it's true - you are often raised to think that the abuse is normal, and that saying anything is the same as lying. my mom said she would have to go to jail, and i'd burn in hell for it.
>she's easy to manipulate, has thought about suicide (via tumblr, not video)
>her dad was a dead beat drunk who smoked weed at his friends all day
>her mom also robbed her. they broke contact, and holly doesn't even know exactly when she died.

I was following her tumblr for months before she deleted it a few months ago, all of it checks out. Holly was Jared's puppet. Despite being an emu in a rayon shirt, dude is a huge manipulator - like Hannibal Lector level shit. He's a spider in a human suit.

im fucking dying omfg hahhahaha

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Get /fit/ Jared, I mean Jesus Fucking Christ

>an emu in a rayon shirt
see

ikr
he looks straight out of auchwitz

legit haven't seen this one yet. what others are there

this isnt fit?

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post more holly

not many

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I sympathize with Holly's shitty childhood and abuse for sure, but it seems to me that she divorced Ross just to continue her affair with Jared. I don't give a shit how bad your childhood was, to betray the S.O who fucking loved you like that is fucking shitty. Pro-advice: If you're mentally ill, don't cuck your spouse with a birdman that has a mushroom dick.

I was really looking forward to every new episode in that series just to see Jared lose all hope, and now that he lost all hope the series will never end.

Johnny Cash? Fuck off nigger. Come back when your old enough to listen to Nine Inch Nails.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT COSTUME

where's the lie?

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I hope you're sleeping ok Jared. This all sucks pretty bad, you idiot. Don't disappear in us, ok?

this one?

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I listen to both though :(

>tfw Jared was inside you

the.. i can't fuckng even
i meant the girl one, but this definitely counts as well

Lol *on

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>Don't disappear in us
he probably wishes some part of him could

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He did a Sailor Moon Games video about a year ago and wore that costume for it. Needless to say, he probably enjoys getting pegged while cross-dressing.

Poor guy's prob going through hell.

definitely

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He was already going through hell before. I've heard from others that he's said some super depressive shit on stream before this drama occurred. OP's pic was from his E3 2018 videos. God knows what he looks like now.

It's because he's looking directly at you. The bathtime photoset puts you into the shoes of the teenage girl he's seducing. It's your mouth he wants to drool into. It's your ass he wants to rub down with lather. It's your asshole he's going to "accidentally" pound open with his mushroom dick once you're all soaped up. You're living the Jared convention hotel experience.

How do you go from this...

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Hell is probably more like a flesh eating world with monsters that look like a cross between xenomorphs and the monsters from doom to be honest its probably alot worse than some shitty youtube dramautism penis contest. Yes, he must certainly be going through 'hell'.

At least one user here is turned on

...to THIS!?

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The irony is that Yea Forums often makes fun of Nine Inch Nails for being an artist for edgy middle schoolers.

its fucking pathetic

Right now we don't really know if she was 'continuing' an affair or not. According to Ross, she left for mental health and due to LA being a shithole. He claims the divorce was easy enough, but sad, and that they were still friends.

I'm not saying she didn't cheat on Ross, but I do doubt it. I'm saying Ross has never lied to us, and I take him at his word. It might be a noble lie, but I don't think so on one count
>the nudes

According to the phone in Hiedi's possession, she and Jared were banging the wild emu willy for a two month period. Holly send nude pictures to Jared in that time. I ask you this;
> why would he need nudes unless the affair was new as a freshly laid emu egg?
Jared had access to Holly. He could have just fucked her. He didn't need nudes, which are normally for early flirting. Even if they had been having sex before this time, October, wouldn't he have already had nude pictures by that time.

I think she didn't cheat on Ross, but still split a fundamentally shit marriage that was doomed by being speared in the eye with a muchroom shaped spear.

goth witchy pussy be strong shit.

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Yup.
Crazy/fugly bitches like that can be fucking wild in the sack.

Hedi and Holly have amazing fucking bodies tbh. And somehow Jared was fucking both girls at the same time.

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Excluding the gay cosplay, I would also brag about it if I had his body. And no he doesn't look good, I just look completely degenerate in comparison. I wish I was that skinny...

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ps - when it comes to the marriage between Holly and Ross, we don't know their personal world. We got no public info about their home life other than that they met online. Maybe the marriage had lost it's spark. It's depressing, but possible.

I'm willing to bet that the recent news that Jared was fucking Holly came as a shock to Ross. Holly insisted on moving to Seattle, where Jared lived, but Ross refused. It's likely Ross was none the wiser when it came to why Holly wanted to go to Washington State. As for whether the affair happened before the fall of 2018, it's well known that Jared has been a sexual deviant for years with his nudes dating as far back as 2016. It could be likely that Holly and Jared would have sex whenever they met each other at conventions and expos; leaving their spouses none the wiser. It's all speculation though unless someone out of the four gives a concrete update.

>heidi
>amazing body
nigga u blind

I imagine that relationships start because the party involved like the same pop culture shit (vidya, cosplay, anime) don’t really last long. Also I think Heidi confirmed they’ve been fucking since last fall which is around the same time Ross and Hobgoblin got the divorce. If they weren’t fucking before that already then they must’ve been flirting for at least a good while before the divorce.

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nigga U blind

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You have all been fooled. This is just his transition move to more adult streaming.

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post the samus cosplay :) she flat as fuck no curves at all

...

Unironically, what did he mean by this?
clips.twitch.tv/BumblingReliableKumquatRlyTho

His estimated earnings tripled on a week, I doubt that he is hurting. He sniffing that money already

Pt.2
clips.twitch.tv/NiceHelplessStrawberryRuleFive

0what the frick jared

I've watched him for years and I doubt he'll bounce back. Since April of last year, he's gained a measly 33,000 subs which he's lost five fold in a few days. His monthly viewcounts
have also dropped off since he hand't uploaded an actual video on his main channel for almost a year. Unlike Fine Bros or Jontron, who were already experience great subscriber growth during their controversies, Jared's growth had already plateaued as a result of his laziness. He is in no way gonna make an actual video any time soon, thus killing his channel even further long after the drama has died down.

Also, the higher daily view count he's getting from the drama pails in comparison to his peak a few years ago.

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When was this?

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You're a micro newfag for not playing the NiN version.

Listen to Right Where It Belongs v2 and All That Cold Of Been. Be depressed the right way.

But he also streams right? so sub+donations?
Idk, if he was already tanking because he wasnt doing any more videos this doesn't hurt him, since he wasn't getting more than $100-$350/day.
If he makes a video he probably gets a ton of money just because drama and shit
Idk how someone can follow youtubers tho whats the point just use the search bar you nigger

About a month ago.

It is funny since Trent Reznor has been assisting suicide since before the SNES was released.

> Hey Alexa, could you play the memes of jared so that i can feast on his despair and cope with my own miserable life, please?

It's like when you re-read a book and you catch things characters say that gives away what they knew or did but you didn't know yet.

Fool knew it was all crashing down.

The Columbine Shooters also loved The Downward Spiral so you could add assisted school shooting to that list

Anything to cover up those eyes, huh?

I never watched his streams, but I doubt they got many viewers/donations. Interest in his content dwindled when he just stopped making the scripted videos his channel was known for.

Go to bed Jared and stop going on Yea Forums.

Her ass is nice tho. She is just a good example of a butterface. But still tradin waifu for just that? I really wonder if they had relationship issues, which must of been the case.

Jared was just not mentally well even before the drama. I doubt that helped his current relationship with his wife

>you fucking pizza roll
nice

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This is scary and sexy

An unironic improvement

Thanks.
Here's the other I did.

Uhh...
youtu.be/GbO863lvKjo?t=7229
go to 2:00:29

Im just combing through his recent streams to find more foreshadowing.

>youre not wrong
kek

"Thanks man................................you're not wrong"
Woof

>is a predator
Not really. It was a legal relationship. The pedo stuff is just bullshit rumors

People think this was all cause of an underage girl.. nope, was trannys and they were 16, and legal in washington. Though the main point about the predator thing is Jared never knew they were sixteen, the trannys even said so.

whole thing is just people dogpiling him cause he's an insufferable cunt.

Jesus.

>the fans that claimed they were underage haven't provided proof of their age and also said they never told jared their age
>trying to use jared asking fans for nudes on his tumblr as proof he asked underaged fans for nudes
>heidi knew about everything

>hot ass
have you seen her without the spades of makeup.. she is plain/10

Show me where Trent Reznor expressed the desire to extract revenge upon the mainstream class that rejected him. Most of his music is internalized. The externalized rage he sometime displays in songs like March of the Pigs and Starfuckers has purpose. Trent knew that Rage and its message is lost upon ears that cannot hear them.

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I wasn't being serious about him wanting to shoot a school lol.

And as we have established in Yea Forums, all women are sluts. So technically all Jared did was
> bang a couple of sluts
> showed his dick to sluts...as one does when dealing with sluts.

Jared is alpha as fuck. Looking like a total weeabo, but still putting sluts in their place. This whole thing smells like an SJW witch hunt

>and the one who made the claim is a scorned ex-wife
nope, it was a pair of 16 year old (by their admission, not verified) genderfluid dudes they had only the pg stuff.
Otherwise they used logs of a consensual conversation (backed up by the law as age of consent in washington is 16) and general posts on pre porn tumblr asking for nudes from fans. the claim is there was underage stuff but it all disappeared during the porn purge of tumblr so that's where their evidence is.
The verve ran with this stuff as evidence of grooming despite the fact it isn't.
There's a third person claiming they were underage but they were anonymous, nothings been verified and the screenshots they provided as evidence are easily forgable.

I have no idea why, but this image evoked the scent of sour cream pringles in my mind, truly disgusting

but he IS sexy in that serial rapist kind of way

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We are not the Alt Left. Lol. We don't make assumptions on feelings. Lol.

Thank you for not doubleing down. :)

stupid twitch clip of him talking about a game trying to evoke existential crisis feels, nothing relevant
>saved you a click

fuck off projeria

Only is my favorite one, the apathy and rage are my feels

for what? pointing out a dumb clip so people don't give you ad rev for your banal shit?

>ad rev
twitch clips dont have ads and if they dont it doesnt go to the random people that clip shit

well i still saved people from having to watch stupid clips of projared with zero relevance to anything except your retarded sense of trolling/validation

lol neat

alright. i didnt clip them though.

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then stop posting until you have something relevant or interesting to add.

That gif is weirdly disturbing.

Search the Difinitive NiN quiet and Deep Cuts. You will expand on Trent's apathy, Displacement and Rage :)

The ride never ends

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Holy shit! That's dope!

what the FUCK

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>I'm becoming less defined
>As days go by
>Fading away and
>Well you might say
>I'm losing focus
>Kinda drifting into the abstract
>In terms of how I see myself
>sometimes, I think i can see right through myself
Was there ever a more straight forward explanation for the contemporary human experience?

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
I WILL LET YOU DOWN
I WILL MAKE YOU HURT

youtube.com/watch?v=wwvLlEtxX3o

this will change your life

>less than 20 percent of his subs

JARED SPILLED THE TEA SIS

Just because Heidi is hot after a bunch of makeup and nice clothes doesn't mean she is bearable to live with.

>Hurt

Please enjoy this meme. I worked really hard on it. youtube.com/watch?v=wWu8xrBbvBE

>prepare for ear rape

Underrated post of the decade. Holly really is cuter than people give her credit for and if this guy is a fucking disgusting predator than it makes sense he'd try to manipulate this more niave girl and that's what gets him off.

It's kind of gross actually when people say that he has such an attractive wife why would he go after the "lesser" girl. They're both quite attractive but I think in his mind he gets off from taking advantage of naive girls.

Imagine losing 20% of your revenue and be known as a cheater and pedo.

Not ear rape. I promise. It's really funny though and hasn't gotten as much love as I'd wanted it to.

>imagine losing all the faggots who believe bullshit about you and kneejerk react to every meme that drops
oh no

>Holly really is cuter than people give her credit fo
shes a hideous retard. get standards and have sex incel.

I've had sex with women waaaay less attractive than Holly. She really isn't that bad looking. I think pretty much any fucking user in this thread would kill to have a gf that looked half as good as holly.

gets a bit ear rape at the end. Otherwise solid meme but will mostly only be appreciated by actual crazy people.

>less attractive than Holly
Y I K E S

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You know, I think a ProJared version of Hurt would do well.

>What if everything around you
>Isn't quite as it seems?
>What if all the world you think you know
>Is an elaborate dream?
>And if you look at your reflection
>Is it all you want it to be?
>What if you could look right through the cracks
>Would you find yourself find yourself afraid to see?

Oh I know. Lol.

>To runaround kids in get-go cars
>With Vaseline afterbirths and neon coughs
>Galaxies full of nobodies
>Giving us the farewell runarounds
>I took a virgin Mary axe to his sweet baby Jane
>Lost my innocence to a no good girl
>Scratch my face with anvil hands
>And coil my tongue around a bumblebee mouth

Trent waant the only one who depicted the human experience so beautifully.

I miss the intelligent and raw music of the 90's.

>FUCK MUMBLE RAP.

Thanks buddy. I didn't mean for it to be ear rapey, but maybe the volume level is higher than most videos on YT. Maybe there is an issue with your speakers or headset. The song just kind of crescendos also at the end.

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oh, it's the heidi orbiter. Hey man. Missed you yesterday? Busy with your creepy shrine?

This is the only good assessment of the facts I've seen.

But people don't care. They just want to kill someone's career because they enjoy it, and because it helps them convince themselves they're good people. They don't care about any of this stuff.

Leave it to Yea Forums to think sex is 100 percent about visual attractiveness and totally disregard emotion and touch. You're probably a virgin who's main form of sexual education is fake tit pornography.

Goes too long to be funny. I'd cut it at like 25 secs

I think it's the crescendo at the end that does it. I got good tier stuff (not the best or super hifi.. but good enough) so i'f I'm hearing distortion, it's the source. But it is just at the end so it could be the song.

Who?

there's a couple of mistakes and some of the blame is being unfairly put on heidi (though she is still actively trying to ruin Jared) but it is mostly right. The replies have the corrections

Imagine being so butthurt that people have standards

It’s true, girls love dyel sexual predators. Go to /y/ and they’ll tell you themselves.

This guy, super white knights heidi. super anti holli. it's a super sad.

I used to watch Jared a few years ago and I've been combing through his recent gameplay videos and feel kinda depressed. I still like his personality and how he commentates. Now I'm just kinda rubbed the wrong way by the people harassing and shitting on Jared who've never watched his content. What he did was shitty, sure. But getting THIS wrecked on the internet is just excessive.

I thought that too but it has some hilarious sequences.

No I'm the one you quoted, asking who you're talking about, must have missed this shrine I guess

And here I thought /y/ was 95% gay dudes.

Yea Forums is not the place for level-headedness and introspection. Now pick up your pitchfork, asshole.

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*lick*

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>I used to watch Jared a few years ago and I've been combing through his recent gameplay videos and feel kinda depressed
Well there's your problem. Stop watching his stupid shit on purpose.. it's one thing to watch if nothing is on, but actively looking through this shit? that's a sign of a deeper issue.

>Now I'm just kinda rubbed the wrong way by the people harassing and shitting on Jared who've never watched his content. What he did was shitty, sure. But getting THIS wrecked on the internet is just excessive.
I actually never watched any of his shit, it's still excessive even to non fans.

thanks for watching guys. let me know if you have any more ideas.

>excessive
Well, you can either vilify him for being a pedo or praise him. You pick

Wow so much better

>Yea Forums is not the place for level-headedness and introspection.
Be sure to tell me if you find anywhere on the internet that is... lol

Except he's not a pedo, so that falls apart, don't it.

If there's one place it's NOT, it's here. lol.

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considering it's honesty though?

Get yourself a real man

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I'd believe it if he wasn't autistic enough to cheat with a less attractive girl, as going for kids is about that level of autism

never heard of this guy until I started seeing shit memes about him on this board. now I'm reminded why I stopped following gamer culture more than a decade ago.

Having standards =/= Acting like an ass to people who fuck less attractive girls.

All of you are idiots thinking this is about cheating... that's the diversion from the fact that he was swapping pics with minors

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Gamers are the most oppressed.

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congrats, gramps

>less attractive
Nigger have you ever fucked? Ever had people tell you nice things? Grow up you shallow fuck. Looks don't mean shit.
Are you honestly buttmad that you can't hook up with either? Cause judging by your social retard talk I'm guessing you don't get a lot of action.

diversion? more like insertion

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>oppression is a fluid thing

Didn't realize Yea Forums was where people go to not have their feefees hurt

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I was literally saying that his behavior is what makes me believe that he DOES do shit with minors

>swapping pics with minors
Except he wasn't and there's not one shred of evidence to suggest he has.

Spoken like a true virginite incel who's never had the social skills to run game on drunk bitches at the club.

We are men. If we can, we fuck as many whores as we can get our hands on.

No, it's a place you can tell people being faggots that they're fucking faggots. You fucking faggot.

All this projection

Y I K E S

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>his behavior
bit of a leap, friend.

>there's not one shred of evidence

Get a load of this shitlord who doesn’t LISTEN (clap) AND (clap) BELIEVE (clap).

Try not to get too assblasted over there my man

>it's projection, despite your actions supporting the point
cry harder incel. Maybe your hand can console you for being an utterly fuckless fuck.

i see you've caught the clap.

Also i do listen a believe. I'm just applying the same logic they did during 5 guys ... so now jared has to talk to the UN

There is plenty of evidence that he has been... and I'll bet that's just the tip of the mushroom...

YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!

Your assessment of my sexuality is false. I've only ever fucked sober women. Not prostitutes either, as you may jest. Sorry for giving a shit about real people and being able to have a connection with women on a broader plane than physical attractiveness alone. I think it's time for your Prozac.

I'm sure you can supply some of that evidence.

Maybe the crazy tranny lying about their age?
The jilted ex or friends of?
Listen and believe betas?

Jamone lee

>your actions
>implying knowledge of my actions
>implying you didnt make a whole post about how you think im all of the things you probably are
??????????????

You can't be on that high of a pedestal if you're fucking 2s my dude

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sounds more like an adderall guy, not prozac..

what the hell is wrong with that cock? why is the head so goddamn flat?

i still find the majority of his videos pretty comfy.
he's a scumbag but his professional side is still unscathed tbh

All I'm saying is that looks aren't everything, and if they're everything to you, you're watching too much fucking porn. Try having real sex one of these days.

An actual, real life white knight, in all his virginity, posting on Yea Forums in 2019? Incredible

>implying you don't have a recognizable pattern to your actions
>implying logical assessment isn't a thing
>trying to turn away from the fact you're a fuckingless fuck if you're obsessed with something as shallow as image.

it's like you can't read the shit you've already written.

>white knight
>calls you out for white knighting heidi to the point you attack holli
>projection: IMAX

False. You are a beta. You don't have the sufficient social skills to follow your instinct. You probably are an ally. A male feminist who doesn't understand that the Feminazi bitch you are trying to fuck hates you more than me.

This was my Friday. I can't even remember her name. This is my every Friday. I'm 37 and I still fuck 18 year olds. And I have Juggalo tattoos. What's your excuse?

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>Pedo defense force in full shill mode

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You can call me names, but I've actually had sex with women. I'm going to stop trying to convince you now because you seem to have mental issues.

You keep insisting that I think looks are "everything", despite the fact that every person alive has seen what a 1/10 looks like to them and would not fuck that person.

>fucking hate tattooed on knuckles
fucking lol

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>pedo accusations without evidence
underage ban

>have never mentioned heidi
>just acknowledged that holly is a fucking bridge troll

God damn you've been on Yea Forums way too fucking long. I'm also not a male feminist.

Here's your future waifu I guess

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>timestamped 30th of the 3rd 2014
>hate knuckle tattoos

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Oh shit.

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>never mentioned heidi except the direct comparison to holli

And I still pull mad trim. It appeals to them whores who want to piss of their Daddy's. Those bitches fuck like they can't live without that validation.

I don't regret never getting married. That shit is for the dead.

Whatever you say bro

>low tier damaged trash
And you're ragging on Jared for fucking everything?

So what you're saying is, is that you're wildly offended about one girl being more attractive than another, and would go to such lengths to defend the ugly girl, that I must be obsessed with the person who is objectively more attractive? Fascinating

> "mad trim"
> "whores"
> "bitches"
> fuck marriage
> hate tattooed on knuckles
> confesses to having juggalo tattoos.

Are you real?

If they were underage when they sent ProJared nudes, it's still cp, age of consent be damned.

I'm not offended actually, and that was a different user. I'm just breaking down why you're probably a bad person, because it's fun. And explaining why it's fucking annoying when people say why would Jared fuck holly when his wife is so much hotter. Maybe jared gets off from manipulation.

He looks like a Kike sex doll

His existence can't be any more surprising than a literal whiteknight who would never touch a girl who has had any alcohol and thinks there's a redeeming quality in Holly

Lol. And I still get laid. The odds are against me. I repeat, what's your excuse?

I'd smash ngl

>having an opinion about a human being's attractiveness makes you a bad person
Truly remarkable work you're doing

>wildly offended
sure chum
>one girl more attractive than the other
no, not really, have you seen the both without makeup.
Seems clarifying this point while deflating your ego constitutes offense
>that I must be obsessed with the person who is objectively more attractive?
you must be if you think they are.

of course you would incel

I'm hungry for the forbidden thot

This isn't about some faggot named Jarred. It's about meeeeeeeeee

Is this what you see during sleep paralysis?

So in your eyes every person looks the same level of attractiveness? Because if not, then clearly you must be obsessed with every person on the planet

Except by their own admission they didn't send nudes and didn't receive them either (they got them from his tumblr). They had sexually explicit conversations but that's legal. They also misled Jared about their ages. So he's not even technically a pedo, let alone legally one.

>having an offensive opinion isn't offensive cause it's just an opinion

>So in your eyes every person looks the same level of attractiveness?
fucking no, talk about a straw man, i said the two of them are barely attractive if ones a troll beast then by that logic so is the other.

Don't forget you're also fat.

well this thread got horrible derailed. See you when this hits the bump limit.

is your name emil you giant cockswallow? cause you remind me of a stupid cunt called emil who literally only pulled mentally damaged chicks.

So you think this person is attractive?

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I'm gonna let you cool off, juggalo guy. I think I got you a little too worked up. All I'm saying is that people have different tastes, and I personnally think any Yea Forums lurker would be thankful as fuck to be with a girl who looked like Holly.

Also this guy isn't me. Juggalo guy doesn't have an "offensive" opinion inasmuch as he's just a dick who seems to be obsessed with fucking tons of bitches, whores with daddy issues, and is one of the people who berates jared for going after the "lesser" girl, in terms of looks. He's also in denial that someone could have sex with a women without alcohol and thinks if you do that you're a white knight.

So juggalo guy, just take a breather and get some rest, okay?

This cuck is far from the exception. You know for a fact that everyone with more than 100,000 subscribers has done something like this. I will keep saying it all the way up to Felix: expect the worst of everyone.

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You better take that back for my precious Vinny Vinesauce man.

Can you not make an argument without strawmanning? It's obviously not the same thing..

Actually I am. 380 lbs.

Is it so hard to believe that absolute confidence and intelligence along with understanding what motivates a slut is the ingredients in guilt free casual sex?

i cant fucking believe that scat video...

If I was, I'm gonna say I am because I know it pisses you off.

>absolute confidence and intellegence
>not preying on mentally compromised/naive/inebriated women

It's absolutely all you...

Except for the part where the one posting most of the responses to you has been me, not Juggalo guy. The fact that you just can't cope with people automatically sorting attractiveness in other people makes me wonder just how rough of a life you've had, at least in the looks department. Trying to let everyone know what a straightedge cuck you are on Yea Forums was your primary mistake

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It's only a matter of time before something comes out about him, whoever he is.

ALMOST 400 FUCKING POUNDS ARE YOU TROLLING ME XD

Wait you HAVE to be a different user!

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"Emil you giant cockswallow" must be difficult to get ID for

You just can't seen to wrap your head around the idea of someone having sex with someone else for reasons other than physical attractiveness, so I should probably stop trying to reason with you. Looks are a big part of sex, but there is a lot more to sex than just physical appeal.

just kill this thread

lol same

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And I never once said that looks were everything, yet here we are, with you convinced that I feel that way

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Lol. Angry people are the easiest to manipulate.

Thanks!

Nope. Confidence son. Confidence.

Not at all, it would just confirm my suspicion that eh only girls you get are damaged scene girls. Half of them as ham planet as you are.

are they often angry that you try to get ID from them? Have you tried going somewhere other than maccas drive though?

Are the only people that say maccas Australian? Cause I've only ever heard my friends from down under say that

Spoken like ba jealousfag.

I love it. Your incel is showing.

Just call me Chad. Chad Chadington.

Nice. You know they are really mad when you tell them you are fucking with their emotions and they still try to crusade against you.

Keep going. You amuse me. For now.

Hey guys, did you know that if you type in your social security number into a post on Yea Forums, the digits will be automatically blocked? Check it out!

xxx-xx-xxxx

This was implemented after some people on Yea Forums were coaxing others into giving up their numbers. Try it yourself!

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No, its just being a skinny fuck

she looks like a mom who dyed her hair to look young but it doesn't work because of the face.

an ended career out of ten

okay let me try. 591-90-0492
this better not be a fucking prank.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

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Reminder that every "famous" person on social media has done something, perhaps not comparable to this, but certainly something that would be every bit as humiliating once made public.

I heard the VSauce's Michael Stevens once stepped on a spider... on purpose.

>16
>pedo

16 is of age of consent if many parts of the world including several states in the US alone. Get fucked americans.

Laughing-out-loud, very funny, pound-sign-random, ex dee

Please give Yea Forums gold.

Yeah, seems to be a thing here.

>jealous of your denial
k fren.
>oh he's really mad, on a text forum..
Are you projecting?

not projecting, just really hoping someone will validate him.

>You're not wrong.
>
>
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This has done nothing to diminish my dominance over you. cucklord

I'm still waiting. Do better.

Honestly if you wouldn't have hot, angry, psycho sex with this then you're probs gay

What do y'all think?

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It's easy to samefag this guy. He keeps saying projecting like it's some kind of Kryptonite to trolls. Typical libfag defense.

I think you would rather fap to bitches you shop instead of finding actual vagina to please.

really stretched for that kind of pay-off, huh?

>samefag
easy to pretend to be multiple people?
Also you talk like a meme about /pol/