It's my birthday. I am 67

For masturbation, yes. It has been decades since I was with a real woman. I used to miss it.

Oldest of old fags.

Btw, happy birthday OP. You're still a faggot tho.

Happy Birthday

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Happy birthday you old fuck

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I'm OP. Of COURSE I'm a faggot.

Where are you, OP?

No hooker?
>C'mooonnn

How long were you in jail for?

Why are you here old man?

Northeastern Massachusetts. You gonna send flowers? I would love that. Sadly, even though I am only 67, there is no one left.

I would have been in jail for a long time, but I wouldn't snitch.

The channel is open. I can be here without anyone being able to shut me up. Why are YOU here?

I was just surprised someone your age would use this site no harm intended happy birthday friend

have some milk for your cake then

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any advice for us young fags?

also, whose the best pornstar from way back that does not get enough love today?

it can be pre internet

Get it off your chest.

Honestly? Yea Forums and /pol/ are the onliest places I feel safe.

>It has been decades since I was with a real woman. I used to miss it.

I'm 38 and haven't had sex in 13 years.

The last few times girls fell for me I just felt kind of depressed for a week while I brushed them off. The last real hookup I had I literally cried when I realized how easy it would be to nab them and knew how badly it would end.

Just one question, are you a misogynist? Or have you just not had any good chances.

Happy birthday old-timer

Happy birthday my man

Watch your pennies and the dollars will watch themselves.

The bitch from Debby Does Dishes.

what do u do for a living??

Nina Hartley?

good fucking taste

Leonardo da Vinci died at age 67

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Happy birthday

I'm not a misogynist, I don't think. But I was married for a couple of years and it was not pleasant. She was a wonderful girl, but still a girl and I ended up hating her for it.

May I be so lucky. I HATE being alive in this shit universe. I also hate the cunt in your pic. And want to fuck the shit out of her.

And here's to many more frend

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Don’t worry, someday she’ll look back on that photo and realize being a whore led her to a life devoid of happiness.

happy birthday from fellow Massachusetts trash here in the 508. Fuck the expensive liquor and smokes and just buy twice as much of the cheap shit.

Right? 978 here. I thought I would really have a great birfday wif the "Good Shit." Just proves I'm, the same moran I always was.

Stay warm.

>tfw you will never have a black goddess smothering you with her sweaty ass

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Vodka is vodka.
Cigarettes are cigarettes.
Not much difference between the best and worst I’ve had of either in my experience.

I got a pic of my girl for ya since its your bday oldtimer you want ass or titties

Santa? You're a Masshole?! And this is what you do with your downtime?!

Lol drive up to nh for state run booze

I want to see this guy jacking off. Post the pics and then op can cum for us. I've developed a daddy bear fetish

True dat. Took a long time to learn, I guess.

This is not all I do with my downtime, but yeah, I like to shitpost. Don't you?

Happy birthday old man. Do a bunch of drugs for me

I’m 45 and make a really good living and I still drink Mickeys and smoke Bugler.

Haha i agree here ya go

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Not going to happen, son. But if you are ever in the neighborhood...

Noice.

Not the oldest oldfag here! I turned 67 in November. I just like to see what the young folks are doing. And yes, my dick still works.

Greets, fellow oldfag. What brought you here?

No love dam what a shame

He just said, nigger. Your dementia is showing.

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NIGGER

You pathetic faggot.

Thanks, user. That was really sweet.

Old man, tell me. What do boomers like you think of kikes?

Happy birthday bro, smoking a bowl in your honor

What is the Yea Forums equivalent of “get off my lawn”?

Summerfag get out

Happy Bday OP.

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Do y’all think that guy is going to nail his elbow skin?

Thank you for asking.

For a long time, we thought of Kikes as fellow oppressed slobs. Like, yeah, the Nazis were bad and oppressed all of us. But then some of us realized it was a trick, a guilt trip, intended to rob us and make us pay for something we never did.

Happy birthday, are you a racist?

>intended to rob us and make us pay for something we never did.

niggers do this too, not sure why so many whites fall for this shit

I prefer my own race over others.

I figure most people do, i meant more of like do you actively hate other races?

What are hangovers like at 67?

Marc Bolan or Hendrix. Who's your choice for God tier guitarist?

You'd be surprised. They are not so bad. If you are me, you wake up when you want and immediately ingest nicotine and caffeine and then, life goes on. I kind of like it.

Same. Turns out you build a tolerance to hangovers as you age.

Why are they the only places you feel safe, user??

It might kill you, but it won't make you feel bad.

Where else is there? I mean, do you have a better idea? Honestly.

Fuck off nigger

Meh, only a white person would ask a question like that. Still a nigger, though.

Lame.
I lived with two different girls for about two years a piece and feel basically the same. I don't blame them but I definitely hate them and dread falling in love.

Anyway its good to see that not everyone your age is a braindead boring turd that can't shitpost on Yea Forums

Nigger knows no race

Fair point.

How do you sleep, user? As I get older I get worse and worse at sleeping.

Bant is cool too

Weed

I take benadryl, use an air conditioner and humidifier, and try to stay below 17% bodyfat.

You're not the same guy, are you?

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Holy shit that's definitely the same guy lmfao.

Happy 67th

We have a match.

I might be.

Happy birthday ya old fuck

Happy Birthday Jerry Garcia

HB
Long live OP

Remember the USS Liberty.
Remember these people only see you in the terms of profit and opportunity, assets to be used and disposed of.
And remember that these people are in your government, run the big businesses and control the media.
AIPAC
the Lavon Affair
Rothschild
The federal reserve
USS Liberty Veteran association

"The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you."

Anyway, happy birthday user. Hope you have found Jesus and fulfillment in your life.

Wow, op, you're even more based than I would have expected

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>smoking
retarded

Rev 2:9 Rev 3:9

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Happy birthday! There's hope still even with old anons

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Happy birthday

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Hello oldfag, what do you know of Chile?

Oh shit, he's been exposed and he dipped.

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Nah, he just fell asleep or is taking an old man piss.

My birthday was on the 11th
Happy bday

Happy birthday you old coot

Happy birthday OP.

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Hey pops. I’m 46. So, yep. How about this pc, low-T world. Oh, and white men are evil incarnate now. Two genders? How about 20! What do/did you do for work? What state? Opinion on niggers?

Happy birthday, Man!

Timestamp plz.

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happy birthday

Feliz cumpleaños, santa Claus, ^.^ , you're great.

Happy birthday user. Welcome to the soul club. Rule number 1 you may be brought up in future memory as we try to link up like ants with antennas. See you in the black.

Do you play fortnite?

What do you think the Bruins chances are this year?

Happy Yea Forumsirthday user and many more 2 come. Catch (You) next year.