Ylyl cream corn edition. Only the stupidest shit that causes strokes

what's the number

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It's weird to think Harvey Weinstein was working overtime behind the scenes to groom her at this age

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>liberal
>authoritarian left
Don't need to read more

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Bump for Indian hate

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What the fuck made this meme?

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>Actually taking the labels seriously in a YLYL thread

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Good image

I'm so glad we finally cleared that up

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We need that army for china and India.

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Like there are any poor people in gods beautiful America. Spread commie shit somewhere else

Are there actually workers somewhere who get told when they can drink water? Are you another god damn Chinaman?

Lost hard

Nah, he definitely did. The rich love sin

imagine saving this image and posting it later

YAWWW, it's rewind time

This always slightly scares me by the idea.

dam hes creepy af looking

Bumping with my oc from yesterday

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America's health care system is fucked because of government regulations. Bernie blames it on capitalism because he is a fraud who doesn't understand how economics works. Look at lasics eye surgery, ever since the government made it a non-insurable operation, its price decreased alot (you can get it for around $700)and more and more doctors got really skilled at doing it. Socialism is fucked, most european countries don't have as socialist health care systems as you think. Stop being a tool.

Proof...

kek, lost to this

Get a load of this retard. Lasik isn't even done by doctors anymore. They buy a machine from china for a quarter of a mil and it does literally all the calculations and procedure automatically. They literally sit an intern in a chair next to the patient just to have somebody in the room.

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Randy Pitchford is so intent on steering blame away from himself and Gearbox and blaming everyone else for why he keeps fucking up

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Didn't trump say Mexico would pay for it?

>painfully stupid
Talk about missing the point. Almost all the people who freeze to death did so because they refused to go to a shelter, usually because of severe mental health problems. It's a mental health issue, not a warm building issue.

how the fuck did you do that?

Who tf wrote this shit?

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Selling porches pays for the heat.

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we ain't paying shit. We'll just keep using your infrastructure to make money and send it back to mexico, thanks guys, your'e nice sports.

sauce

That's fucking phenomenal.

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Insinuating you're Mexican and can afford a computer

>
Not inaccurate

Yes. That was literally his entire campaign

WTF. fucking kek. this is what i imagine the average Yea Forumstard to be like

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the smell

He went soft on us. Not his fault the party system is broken as fuck

>too stupid to understand what "" signify
>better let every know you're an idiot

Millennials were alive when Seinfeld aired. More dipshits that don't understand generational labels

Oh shit, you got him. Oh wait it didn't actually matter whether he knew how lasik worked or not, and his point still stands.

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We went as soft as a limp dick. As soon as he got into office he gave positions to people not qualified. He is literally worse than the two party system
But apparently we're paying for the fucking wall he promised we wouldn't pay for.

Lost

Anyone who lives in america and has the will + ability to make money can do so. Now if you want to talk about financial aid for the disabled, that's a different issue than getting rid of capitalism, and one that actually makes sense.

These are both accurate

Kek

So you let homeless ppl sleep in your house? Nice

It's not a broth, since broth is a specific definition which has its own connotations.

What's the liquid called in tomato soup? I would assume that's the same name our milk will have.

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That's an Irish Setter you dipshit.

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Eh. His new teriffis could help even out the money they're sucking from us. I still say we strap those sound weapons from nam to drones and hire dudes to get stoned and fly them around the border

Solid powder bleach?

Got me

>mooretoons.com/fetch-fights-fascists/
Wow the artist is a complete cuck

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Have you ever heard of ajax or comet

He took the Blue pill hard. They think they're woke :)

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We need some kind of lockbox/gunlocker law, so these idiots don't keep making all gun owners look like crazy retards

Being decent is getting rid of capitalism, got it.

Several states, like Tennessee, have ruled that your vehicle is essentially and extension of your home and you may carry a gun in it any time. So morons are leaving them unsecured and unlocked and felons are stealing them by the thousands.

A few legislators are fighting to fine the morons who are losing their guns this way, but the NRA and ALEC are fighting this hard.

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whoa whoa whoa wait up what the fuck is this tom foolery

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Where were you when all the former presidents were in office? Cuz aint no democrat been keeping his words.

amerishart here, i worked for goodwill industries (thrift store that hires ex cons and retards for government gibs) for half a year because i have no skills and yes they would get mad if i went to get water when not on break
i imagine theyd have fired me if i hadnt quit

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I fucking despise that show with a passion (especially jerry) but that made me chuckle.

Why do leftist's see the world this way?

Not really

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Shes still fine as every

Mobile fag here, what does this image do

Implying that the cartels distribute money among lowly peasant types, or that mexico matters at all?

Touch the picture

I mean, what a puree?

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>What's the liquid called in tomato soup?
It's called soup.

LOST

So you're saying it would help if they had access to healthcare? And perhaps that such a concept applies to all individuals, universally?

ah shit here we go again

NGL this only makes me want to fuck JLD's ass even harder

This type of image really bothers me. We need the fear of God back in America and we need to keep our eyes on Jesus. Perhaps we've already strayed too far...

They'll pay in blood. Gore threads are gonna thrive during the inevitable mexican civil war.

No he's saying the mentally weak die in the cold, as they always have.

Okay I lose

The mental illness rate among homeless people nears 100%. Just line them up next to the hundred thousand dollar cars. Then they can trash the cars because some drugged out psychos got in, the dealership moves out and the building's no longer heated. A-A-A-AND THAT'S FUCKING REALITY, KIDS!

Its oil you dip

>put gun in locker
>get robbed
>have gun in locker
Gawtdammit how can you be so stupid

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>homeless guy dosn't go to shelter, freez to death;
>homeless guy is homeless becouse he is retarted or/and a narc;
>implying everyone should invite homeless guys in their home and property for the night, like they are not retarted and narcs;
>blame free market for this "unjustice".
Who made this? Who is so stupid, to think of it, but smart enough to hold a pencil?

Seen this gazillion times and still gives me chills.

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I was doing so well then I lost

Same fag

No shite

other than that how was working for goodwill?

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Either he's robbing me at knifepoint because I let him sleep in my house or he's robbing me on my tax return.

I choose neither

Poison

>What do you mean I can’t be a whore without consequence?!

Let’s be honest, a lot of gun enthusiasts don’t need help looking like retards

Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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Kecky Becky.

discord..gg/FtSY8p ((remove the extra dot.))

Shitposting Yea Forums autistic server with no rules. Post whatever you want!
Hentai
GEY
Trap
cuck
Nudes, Yea Forums Memes, NSFW, VC, Megalinks, Voila, Dropbox, Kik swap, Nude swap, Porn swap, Snapchat, pornchat etc

You can even get Mod just for being active!

>More to come soon

Let them in

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little Ray Pist thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the Videos. The “epic” rapist isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting about a fucking rapist and his 13 year old girlfriend, a girl who, by the way, has been 13 for the past fucking 4 years. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Ray Pist poster NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “this man is a nazi and his girlfriend is 13” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

Wut

Does anyone have the into the spiderverse meme wherr peter parker is telling miles about 13% being almost half?

Left can't meme.

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>being this new

kek

haven't see this in a while, thanks spiderman

I read it first looking for the joke then scrolled back up to see her face. Then glanced at the cats face and lost. Honestly pretty pissed that this is what got me.

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Hey Yea Forums, how do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he's been to jail for fingering his own arse in a library and smoking his grandfather's ball sack in a crack pipe.

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It's retard

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Hey Rayposter. This fag is looking for you:

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>Girl

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ahhh shit, i didn't know that i'm so pathetic

>paying more taxes so illegals and niggers can live longer
Wew lad

Nah you're cool.

Someone explain this meme to me

KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY.

well George gave me critics, so i'm not that well in the memeing fun stuff

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Omg I’m so edgy George Constanza what will I ever do to better myself.

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"lOoK aT mE iM sO fUnNy"

Duff up the big bad rapist.

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Now there's an ad I can get behind.

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>insert video of them getting their heads sliced to death, while their encouraging earth loving video plays in the background

>The rich love sin

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You mean fear of fanatics?

ah shit nigga, but this isn't gore thread

This is behind that story

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>neck injuries

Based.

Fixed

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It's so fucking funny that ANTIFAFAGS think they are above the law.

I masturbate every time a liberal soy boy ends up in jail failing at trying to be a martyr.

I obviously masturbate a lot. Furiously.

incels spotted

have sex

Take your buzzword and go back to >>>/leddit/

plebbit post

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^

if you are such a dumb nigger that you can only work at a fastfoodplace and dont move up, maybe just maybe your work is so worthless that you dont deserve anything and should freez to death on the streets like a faggot

Whats with this Nigger attitude of "i wont work i just want free stuff and i expect all luxarys but i wont put any work into it"
Work you lazy fuckers WORK
The bread you eat had Farmers labor, the miller and then the baker just for you.
Humans always worked, thats what propelt us in evolution imagen the cave man said "a fuck it, the cave is fine too, i wount build a house i dont feel like it"
you lazy
nigger commies

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Literal retard spotted

>Redneck retard spotted

Dude. Don't try to use logic. His emotions ..... Trump facts.

Don't battle Liberals with facts. Get them mad enough so they go outside and start vandalizing shit till they go to jail and get a dose of reality and cum.

lost

Rednecks that run America. Rednecks that voted in Trump.

Your TDS is showing.

Top tier content spotted, jimmies have been russled

le upboated friendo xd LIBERALS BTFO

muh maga!, muh drumpf!
lmao drumpf is done for newfag

cringe

Okay retard.

why is there so many Newfags this week

>voted in Trump

Can you type?

Look children. This is how you spot TDS in the wild. Enraged Liberals always rage out and samefag the thread.

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Kek.

This strain of TDS has obviously mutated.

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Nice interface. Unironically.

>phoneposting

lol poo

Is there a cure to TDS?

HA HA
i shall call em Newfags that should show them, me a based old fag since 2018

With every rage comment you make, my phallus grows with excellence, pride and equality of opportunity.

good post

Yup

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kiddo i've been on 4channel since day 1

I ain’t posted a single rage yet. I’m not samefagging. Although i know which libtard is.

KEK

Your TDS knows no bounds.

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Wrong guy but aight. Keep it up.

heh well my dad was one of the orginal admins who crated it so be careful or i might get you band

>samefagging

man could have been fun, should have been (left to right) death,incel,cuck and the same

:O

AHAHAHAHA NO WAY FAGGOTBOI

i gave birth to moot, step up r*dditor

I’d like to fuck that pussy then.

retard troll fuck off

You're one devoted sob

i'm here from '09, and i'm still a newfag

You percentage of correctness is the same precdnt of all crime in the USA committed by black people.

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Reeeee I’m not a TARDDJDHSJSBW

nice photoshop samefag, fuck off

Despite only

>just in panties
How many guys raped her before they were done with it?

Making up

making up

fuck you

Around 13% of the population

FUCK OFF

THEY COMMIT AROUND 50% OF THE CRIME

KEK get fucked.

youtube.com/embed/bheZNDT1C84

>itt

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>neck injuries

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Good. Good. Let the hate flow through you.

Soon your hair will turn purple, a physical manifestation of you inability to deal with reality. You will don all black apparel, gain 250 lbs. Before you know it, you will be hitting fellow ANTIFA members in the head with bike locks to establish your true dominant intersectionality.

In Diversity, there can only be one.

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lost so hard

I'm incorporating in affirmative action.

lost

lost

But not the targeted demographic because they were still in diapers you moron

Your anger is my gift.

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Mr.Hands

>ever since the government made it a non-insurable operation, its price decreased alot
this literally means that government intervention in the market is good

You're statement is blanketed and broad. That's like saying Trump will win in 2020 because he can breathe in oxygen.

Cool wine aunt.

Could be distilled water too

Trumpets BTFO
All they have are edge lords left.

*you've're

Funny, because with the Democrat line up, literally that's all he needs to do to win.

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upvote

why are you all so fucking retarded, this is a ylyl thread and not some political debate thread

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Yet he has rebuilt the economy and has done more with North Korea that any other president since Eisenhower.

Fuck re electing him in 2020. That's not enough. We must sacrifice a virgin and give him a Nobel Peace prize. Trump our Savior must be appeased.

Samefag

Your font is feckin gay

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imagine being this fucking retarded

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Usually it's employees who don't know OSHA laws and regs led my managers that don't know laws and regs. Most companies won't teach it even to management out of incompetence

>put gun in car
>leave car and gun
How can you be so stupid

Your attempt to troll ..... Well you know how gay it was.

What do you mean? He had a Republican House and Senate and a stolen Supreme Court seat. No president has ever had such complete control of the entire government and he still hasn't been able to build his wall - his #1 campaign promise! He looks weaker than Obama!

I once had a manager try to tell me I could not go use the restroom. I told her I am not going to piss my pants and began to pull it out to pee right on the floor in front of her, until she finally decided to yell at me to go to the restroom.

Whats with that gay-ass bioshock styled font? Is Times New Roman not good enough for you?!?! HUH???

full of never-Trumpers, lying drunken cunts, and leftovers from Obama's injustice department who were willing to go on the offensive against Trump to TRY to cover up that they were corrupt before he came along.

you do understand the wall is being built right now though, right? it's not a game of thrones castle wall, but large portions have already gone up

>"Hurr durr its oil faggit"

The joke is why the fuck they liquid cooling a $100 worth of parts. Its complete overkill and unessessary.

You fucking call centre paki

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Go catch your school bus, kid. Lmao

Wrongfag. I'm just pointing out your lack of skill.

WTF DOES SAMEFAGGING MEAN?

Only funny thing in this commie cess pool.

He's reading about th glory moment of his past scoring four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.

Wish I could taken part in the rape before and after the beheading yum yum

Wtf is a commie?

Holy fuck. Insta-boner i'm stiffer than those two chicks combined right now

It's always funny to see the waste of sperm rage at you, his dad should have used a condom.

posting to yourself nigger faggot lurk moar

see

but... that was a good pasta

Is this for real?

That newspaper prop is in hundreds of movies and tv shows. it's used far more often than the Wilhelm scream.

Wtf does lurk mean?

Except its directed to the ray pist shitposters but he never replies to the ray pist crap

If you don't know, you don't deserve to know.

Wtf does (you) mean?

TRUMPTARDS BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a waste of quads

checked

too late boringass guy

I hope this guy fails

So much summer

your momma is a m'aan now

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cram it you neet

Bump

Howtf do you reply to a post?

next to the upvote button

Wtf is an upvote?

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Bad edit is bad

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he didn't do a very good job of it, did he?