Admit it, it was a great episode

This was legit the worst episode of television i've ever seen

They just started it so hurry

Han Solo dies

Kings landing gets burned to the ground.

Cersei dies alongside Jamie.

In the next episode (it has been confirmed this spoiler is true because what happened on today's episode was spoiled aswell) Jon kills Daenerys and Bran is the new king.

haha so cool so trendy cant wait to watch my favorite celebs react

it was good but had some dumb shit. euron vs jaime was retarded. arya surviving everything was retarded. dany burning people because jon wouldve fuck her is retarded.

I get the whole ruling by fear thing but its such a drastic fucking leap from what she had been doing to what she does now.

cinematography and music were fantastic. cleganebowl was fucking awesome. jaime's return to cersei was more proof of his toxicity.

Arya Stark kills Cersei and then dies from the fire.

i'm kind of bummed the spoilers were all true.

but i liked the episode, so yeah. way better than the shortened night

Hi HBO/FBI or whatever alphabet mishmash you're part of.

Let’s you enjoy it without all the hype and bullshit people bring to it.
Glad I’m not the only one who does this.

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Arya does a Faceless Man trick and appears to be Jamie which lets her sneak up on Cersei and stab her right in the baby basket, killing Cersei and her incestuous spawn.

Someone would need to have the potato slapped out of their retarded ass.

no, it was absolute shit

Total bullshit they had a strong woman literally kill Misandry last week
Then she’s killed by radical feminism?
Absolutely bullshit

Nah, after what they did to ep3 why should we even take this show seriously anymore.
I'm still here only for the visuals.
> pic related

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kek.

batman takes the iron throne

she spent an hour burning civilians when she could of just flew to the castle and roasted bitch face. but we have to see how EVIL she is now, jesus this show has gone to shit
what a waste of time

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Exactly you incest Fucking perverts were right, Jaime and Cersei died romantically and the entire situation could have been avoided if Jon wasn’t a soyboy cuck and fucked his Aunt like an alpha male

im cheap not hbofbi

hbo.com/order

literally just take the two full-grown dragons in the middle of the night at any time and roast the red keep.

fuck hbo faggot

Ok episode.
Much better than last. But.

While I get Dany going nuts, wtf was this insta-noodles fucking decision to just torch rando citizens. Not even a cheap "oh the soldiers are using the citizens as shields" shit plot, just "lets torch the fuckers".

Also fuck Euron with a stick, worst wet noodle character in modern television.

We could of had a great romeo and juliet situation with Jaimie killing Cersei, and instead we got a "Jamies whole amazing redemption arc is bullshit and they just die by being caved in" bullshit. Goddamn worst end to a supervillian and anti-hero ever.

Fuck Verys dying in a stupid way (he is seasoned as hell and knows how to escape those situations) and fuck Arya turning into a fucking schoolgirl after being Nightking assasin. So inconsistent with the characters, I don't even care about them anymore.

she only has one

Are you retarded, if you dont see the show why are you answering shit? obviously he is aiming to people who saw the episode so just get the fuck out to the trap and dick rate threads.

i tried giving hbo money during season 1 and they told me to kick rocks and pay for regular cable first. im going to steal everything

speaking of that bs
what the fuck is up with euron bullseyeing a dragon last week like 3 times from a mile away but their entire battle plan rests on dany burning everything to the ground, but she has so much plot armor anything retarded is possible

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This show has literally turned into SJW heroes vs villains bullshit. Just end it with some grace for fuck's sake.

Best episode of season 8, but that isn't saying much.

"All the targaryans or however you spell it partially won because big fucking dragons"

>Cue to dragons being shot down by cheap-ass ballista on a clear day from 3 miles away

Shit writers: Lets maybe let at least one of the dragons do something useful besides die

So the mere fact that something is currently popular is enough to deter you from watching it? What a faggot. Think for yourself for once.

Cersi should have suffered.

Its worse than that. It turned into SJW for about half a second before turning on itself to serve the plot and turning all the women into baby needs-a-man or raving-lunatic-woman-needs-to-be-fucked-because-her-woman-emotions. Nothing is consistent

I'm still confused why people are pissed at the writers. George.R.R.Martin chooses what happens not D&D

Yeah seriously, this episode was a fucking mess. Arya turning into a SJW superhero cunt, Dany going off on her period and Celsei fucking crying? This show has spear headed into a shit-fest.

GRRM isn't involved with the show. If he were it wouldn't be anywhere close to this bad.

he does not choose what happens

So they just happen to catch Jaime leaving for King's Landing. So silly.

>GRRM: Heres how the story ends, major plot points.
>HBO: We will fund you for extra seasons to allow the necessary character development and story reasoning to get there.
>D&D: No HBO, We will reject extra episodes and shoe-horn it all in, with zero character development in one season. In fact, fuck character development, we will trash everyones storyline so it doesn't make sense so we can end this shit and we can move on to star wars.

did the mountain die?

They had many books to go by before the last few seasons, now there is no more content to draw from so it's all shit. They are basically skim reading two 500+ pages books in 2 minutes now.

Yah

This episode was Very Good. Daenarys and her long awaited face turned heel, Cleganebowl was better than I thought it would be. Cersei was one of the best villains in TV and she got her end and it was all very grey. Believable depictions of war and cruelty instead of this Chosen One nonsense we've been getting since Jon was resurrected which always undermining the point of Game of Thrones which was to subvert fantasy tropes but shit started feeling like Lord of the Rings in Season 6 and 7

It almost justifies the weak ass way The Long Night was handled and you get why they rushed that. This was the ending payoff the show wanted to focus on, but they took the easy way out and decided to just get everything else out of the way to focus on this. The political side of things is the RIGHT way to end the show because thats' what its about but they did my boy The Night King dirty still.

Besides the dip in writing quality and The White Walkers plotline dying everything else is still solid and the production value going into this shit is just stunning.

Would Clegane Bowl have been so pleasing if Dark Souls wasn’t a thing?
Just visually

God damn. That was intense. Almost makes up for the garbage/stupidity in the previous two episodes.,

Varys is a martyr now

Because I can. You got a problem with me bumping a thread with convo?
Fuck back off to the shitposting threads.

I love how the hound was literally dominating him the entire fight, but then he allows himself to get tackled? What was that?

How is that a waste of time? Did you think Dany was going to be some savior this whole time? lol what show have you been watching?

I am, can you say the same? Why are you pushing me to join the flock, sheep?

>the point of Game of Thrones which was to subvert fantasy tropes
>the point of Game of Thrones which was to subvert fantasy tropes
>the point of Game of Thrones which was to subvert fantasy tropes

>lol u mad you got subverted bro?
retard, stop

her going mad was the most obvious fucking thing, I've been watching a show that actually does things differently and isn't extremely cliche

You're the one upset but I'm a retard? Lolwut

What the FUCK happened to the Valonqar?

SPLOSION!!! Great episode!! OMG DID YOU See the splosions!!!

Game of thrones is at it's best when it's heavy with dialogue, intrigue, lore, internal conflict.

Sure battles are great, but this one was extraneous. I got bored.

Now both SJW and incels are raging

Good episode, shit execution and shit plot build up.

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The whole series is shit misrepresented in film form, If you read the book you get to hear about a desolate barren harsh land, in the show you get "boy I wanna be Lord of the Rings when I grow up!" Martin just took a paycheck and let it happen.

>The Long Night was handled and you get why they rushed that.

Literally no I don't

HBO offered to add another season and D&D said no. They took one of the biggest threats of GoT and turned it into a quick episode spectacle. Fucking Ramsey got more episodes, like fuck.

>Believable depictions of war and cruelty instead of this Chosen One nonsense

You are fucking kidding right? John is straight up the chose one nonsense this episode and forever onward. Tell me, did you fear for johns life during the battle here? If not, it's because of literally nothing else but chosen one plot armor bullshit. John is literally plot armor incarnate.

All this shit about "oh you get why they rushed it" is bullshit, as they didn't have to and literally rejected making it better.

>everything else is still solid
lmao every character turned against their entire arcs and became shit-pawn pieces for dramatic affect.

He was always a Martyr

There, we finally got that stupid ass "Cleganebowl" everyone hasn't shut the fuck up about. And surprise, it was stupid.

So perfect episode then.

this.

it was Michael bay tier. some cool visuals but nothing much more than that.

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you couldn't be more retarded

Sell me on why I should watch this show

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The last three seasons have been nothing but cliche, the fuck are you talking about?

wrong

Jon Snow is literally the weakest man in Westeros, totally hobbled by his Stark Honor to the point of absolute cuckoldry he spent the entire series being subservient to others unless his sense of decency was outraged

Just kidding you guys suck

fuck off

Watch it or don't. It's a fucking tv show.

don't

this show is too good for a faggot like you

Alright so avoid it entirely. Got it.

>Too good
>Modern HBO shit
Yeah nah

Subverts all the tropes about main characters being unstoppable (until the last few seasons).

Actual character driven plots, where if the main characters have flaw that should lead them to death, they actually fucking die.

Everyone has some level of gray, so you don't fully hate everyone nor do you fully like everyone.

I'm talking about the books for the most part, just read those. The show starts out great like this but eventually jumps the shark, throws away all character development, and becomes plot armor incarnate and basic bitch general fantasy. Books remain amazing,

The quality of fights, cgi, cinematics and all that shit? 10/10
Writing? 0/10
They ruined Daenerys character. Her being like that makes nosense and can't be justified at all

The books are guaranteed to always be better than any TV show or video game adaptation. Though this goes for all books turned into movies/TV

If that's what you took from that, then sure go ahead.

Daenerys being the mad queen makes sense, it was foreshadowed and expected but the execution was very poor. Not at all justified cuz they rushed it

i hope they release this season in 4k, so i can cry with the hound and tyrion/jaime scene in hd

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You didn’t even try unlike here did. Apply yourself or don’t respond

1.) I am not stating that White Walker subplot was handled well. If you read that's pretty obvious. I'm saying the show should end on the political aspect that effected every characters storyline for the whole show and not the Ice Zombies that were only relevant to Jon and the Wildlings up until Season 7. Agreed hence the

>Did my BOI The Night King dirty

2.) Jon wasn't the focus of this episode, he didn't do anything besides look dismayed as an upside it didn't feel like Season 6 /7 Game of Thrones. How was he being the "chosen one" in this episode?

Reading comprehension fam. It's important

Arya is gonna kill dany

>apply yourself
Lolwat. You're the one who can't make up your own mind over whether or not you should watch tv. I'm not your mother.

jon will kill dany after dany goes after people who betrayed her , and she will threathen to kill sansa thats when jon will kill her , war will break out and sansa , jon will die in the proces

Euron vs Jamie was awesome, wish Euron didn't die happy though.

euron vs jamie was so fucking stupid.

No?

Do you fam Idgaf

The point of the white walkers was that everyone was too busy playing politics to pay attention to them. Their threat was a comeuppance to those too busy with personal matters, and the fucked it up.

>Jon wasn't the focus of this episode, he didn't do anything besides look dismayed as an up

As a random soldier on the frontline, he should have fucking died. If you start off "well why the fuck would he die randomly, hes one of the main characters", you've proven my point about plot armor. Main character is safe no matter what, especially if hes not the main focus of the episode. That is plot armor. If he got a tearful hug and personal weight off his chest, and you knew that means hes about to die, then that is fucking plot armor removal. The point of GoT was that plot armor didn't exist. Reny offscreen death (book). Rob just dying. Hell, beric dondarion death and lady stoneheart resurection is only rumors.

The fact that your argument is "well of course he didn't die he wasn't the main focus of the episode, how could he die if he didn't have a 15 minute slow-mo death scene" is making my point far more valid.

>white walker subplot
there's your fucking problem m8

Worst episode ever. Dany is ugly as sin. I hope her last dragon dies from a heart attack while raping her.

I like how he just happened to wash up there at the exact same time as Jaime waz coming around, completely unfazed by the long swim from his exploded boat, just to lose, and Jaime dies from something else anyway.

Honestly I hated her untill this episode. I liked her emaciated crazy face. Fucking still pissed that her eyebrows aren't white.

>emaciated
are you kidding? That bitch needs some gym time

If we're talking about The Battle of the Bastards the MGS stealth mission in Season 7 where they capture a White Walker or The Long Night episode I 100% agree Jons plot armor is ridiculous and always annoyed me.

This however was different, it's a one sided massacre. Jon was more likely to die from friendly Dragonfire in this episode than fleeing peasants and surrendering Lannisters my dude.

The biggest danger he was in this episode was when he tried to stop one of his own soldiers from raping that townswoman.

Hence again Jon didn't annoy me this episode with his propensity to survive everything.

can’t you just read the book to see what happens instead of speculating?

The show has been offbook for three seasons buddy.

Author is too rich and writes at a slugs pace to finish it in our lifetime.

Sorry, maybe malnourished is better, I meant how sick she looked from not eating or sleeping

I was hoping Tyrion was playing Jaime to lure Cersei out of the Red Keep where they could get to her without destroying the keep itself, to make up for his mistakes... but I guezz we'll have to settle for angry woman does the Night King's job anyway so why did we even bother with the last few episodes.

Nice try, Comey

That book is long done. It's not really a big secret that he's waiting until after the show ends to release it due to an agreement with HBO.

Wasn't he already there?

Although I have not seen his body, the explosion that failed to kill me surely killed the giant.

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Nah he was coming up outta the water.

Lulz ok. Makes perfect sense. Thanks for letting me know.

I like how people bitch about his writing pace while also demanding the final book be good.

You rush shit, and you get s8.

WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER DIE

I mean he dose like water a whole lot, maybe he was just taking a dip.

Makes sense. Book can't come out and undercut the show, otherwise HBO loses money. Martin stands to gain a fuck ton of money now that the show is ending and he has the "true" ending. Win win.

...

I'm not saying write the books on a two year turnaround.

Just a little faster than the speed of a stars lifecycle

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Y'all planing on watching anything else on HBO after this things over? Euphoria looks cool but I'm not sure it's worth it unless Rue and Jules are lesbos

Targaryens have purple eyes

No
none of us are ever going to watch any dramatic series on HBO ever again

who types ya'all?
go back to trying to fuck your sister

First episode of Chernobyl was fucking awesome. Hyped for Watchmen

I'm normally not into this type of thing but keeping up with GoT really helped out in keeping schedule going.

Y'all is also an urban term. I use it interchangably as both because I like having a diverse register that most people can hate.

Chernobyl looks great but I think it would truamitize me, stuff like that hurts me. Not sure if the fairness of it would be better or worse. Watchmen looks weird, never read the comics and wasn't in love with the movie but I liked it.

The first episode is done exceptionally well, but yeah it's pretty fucking disturbing that's for sure.