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I REALLY like kids

I'd prefer a nigger

I'm a nice guy

I voted for Clinton.

creamy poopy penis logs

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it's been a while

Back To The Kitchen

kek faggot I hate you

I am a nigger

Be my cum cock

Did you see Endgame?

I love you mom

Back to the kitchen to make a full course meal for you m'lady gets them wet and the "panties" dropping my "nigger". Do not "sweat the technique" as they say.

i like reddit better

TITS OR GTFO BITCH

DESU DESU DESU DESU

Im Jewish little goy

Your mum is hot

I am intellectually superior

my dick's 6 inches

I HAVE NIGGER AIDS

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The goyim are stupid

I like you better. Wanna fuck?

Snow bobs and vangene

Hitler did nothing wrong

give me your eyeballs

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Do you eat ass?

i have had better

Do you like anal

You lost the game

I have a penis

show us your ass

I voted for Hillary

FUCK

Hitler did nothing wrong

Show your pheminin penis

FUCK!

i only cum alone

I am a furry.

Right?

You're both gay

I just tested positive.

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Suck my dick nigger

NO U R

Hitler was a zionist

you have a penis?

my name is moot

My Name is ProJared.

I really love nickleback

i regularly frequent Yea Forums

Don't eat so much

tits or get out

Hitler did everything wrong

Wanna touch my dick?

sharpie in pooper, whore

I like your skin

wanna get cut bitch?

I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you sit down?

Four words you moron.

niggers tongue my anus

that's a big forehead

Hi, I'm a feminist

I voted for Trump.

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I like scat porn

"Just a second. I'll get to that."

I wanna marry you

Eat less, youre fat

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I have 3 tattoos

My asshole is prolapsed.

I voted for Trump

Do you like pegging?

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x is best girl

Make America Great Again

I masturbate to children

Yea Forums is my homepage

Go research tower seven

>9612691▶
>I masturbate to children
You spelled cauldron wrong!

Sometimes Pedobear Follows Me

WINNNNNNAARRRR! MIC DROP!

Hitler did something wrong

I don't like music

Your sister is hotter

I voted for china

Jews did nine eleven

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I see dead people

I use Linux OS

Came in your food

I'm a history buff

despite being thirteen percent

Women get paid enough.

either or is fine

I bond burgered sister

I'm unironically a history major and I've used that to get laid.

Don't talk shit about linux, they're good OS, cunt.

It won't suck itself!

I use arch btw

"So you like Lolicon?"

u r a tranny

I live with mommy.

I'm gay with aids

pass the relish please

My Dad's Anus, DELICIOUS!

My herpes has HPV

I mean we're all here for dumb fun. Shit though, didn't think chicks would be into that.

When I got diagnosed...

A tranny who doesn't get cucked by his OS, faggot

I am the OP

You dont have balls?

One order of tendies

Let’s just be friends

I've had luck, I don't know if it's 100% effective though. I find out what they like and if know history about it, I talk about it and they're like "You're so smart omg!" and I seem more attractive. I wasn't offended I actually burst out laughing when I read that.

My money my rules

Nice shoes let’s fuck

your sister looks better

>is tranny
>calls someone faggot as insult
>being tranny is turbo faggotry
>faggot paradox

Me me want hole

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General sam

The jews did 9/11

Imma registered sex offender

I like browsing Yea Forums

my lesions are bleeding

Im am against abortion

Will you marry me?

Ever fuck a micropenis?

Im in this thread

Are the roofies working?

I main yasuo top

I voted for Trump.

My dick is leaking.

>yasuo
Fucking LOL fag could have just said
>I play LOL

LOL is for beta weeb soy boys. Dota is for Chads

but that's only 3 words, faggot.

You should get tested.

You have to have a micropenis to play Dota, what a beta game, my god

I voted for hillary

"I think you're pretty."

makes them fuck your friend every time,

I subscribed to projared.

Better to have a micro then a metoidioplasty penis. Also better to play a game where the only shit people are the Peruvians not having to deal with weebs, bronies, or brat kids

fair

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Fuck me to tears!

Your son looks sexy

You looked younger online.

I only fuck Black Guys!

I support Donald Trump.

I'm caged right now

$20 bucks and up.

>this

I am a liberal.

"This is a rape."
"This isnt a date."
"I forgot you're ugly."
"Please just go home."
"I'd rather be dead."

I have hiv aids

Do you like anal?

Can I touch boobs?

Your sister said hi

Kek

You're hurting me, Dad!

I suck Nigger cocks.

the fuck

I’m grand master prestige

I'm infected with HIV

I voted for Trump.

I support Donald Trump!

Subscribe to Pewdiepie, lads

i regularly use Yea Forums.

Hitler did nothing wrong

I Play Dark Souls

I have no money.

Make America great again.

you think i'm cool right?

Hey bro nice dick

Hi it's me projared

more than two genders

Its a good movie, I'm watching it right now

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show bobs and vagene

Humans are basically Tori

did you cum yet?

I am a 9gager

this is the only one that's actually funnier

nothing else has the self awareness of things that might actually be said on a date. thank you for being a human

We
Are
Just
Friends

Who's your favorite pony?

I watched you yesterday

What is your bodycount?

Check out these apples

You're not nine? Fuck!

I dont like you

This

>Waba laba ding dong

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I'm from 4 chan

Boneless children are basically cum.