Hey honeys, I'm trying to sell some custom nudes and dirty talk with you guys :p lemme be your lil slave

Has dude face

Just cum all over it then

If you don't want a thick girl then there's something wrong with you

Jesus, its uglier in color

No u

Yea there's a difference between thick and obese but ok champ

No u

Eat my ass

Tits with timestamp or fuck off ya gapped tooth cunt

Bitch please, you know your obese wife is in the family room reaching in her rolls to find a crumb of something

Hard pass

Just add my Snapchat

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K

cum to the chat

epikchat.com/chat/chateengirls

>add my snapchat
Scname satansfatcock
No youre a dude you dipfuck nob rubber

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You look like a fat tommy wiseau

UGH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

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Nope, just looking for someone with a cock as big as Satan's since none of you seem to have one

A dude

Eat my ass

ugly fucking roastie, noone will buy your shit

Your mama on steroids

Post tits with face and timestamp then.

Cause you are a gay man. And you can't prove that you arnt

Okay gimmie a min

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Don't be jealous daddy :p

dude you don't even pass you fucking retard, take some more female hormones then we can talk.

>post the snapchat of some whore you hate
>come here with screenshots pretending to be her asking for contacts
>not recognizing thinly veiled personal army request
shiggy diggy do

Not even if you paid me

Mmm yes of course. How did I not know? Jeez I couldnt even see a buldge or anything. I guess you are right

Oh honey please

tits + pussy + timestamp or gtfo

What's that supposed to mean?

Guess so. Lmao lonely faggot

Says the one clicking on my forum

Call me captain Ahab, because we just got ourselves a whale Yea Forums.

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K, still waiting, I liked some pics.

We are still waiting for tits with timestamp

No it's not your wife that is here. It's me

And yet with everyone shitposting on it you still think it's your forum? Retard lol

I know baby hold on

You're the one still here dumb fuck?

What a waste of dubs trash fucking gobshite

You're the one thats still a faggot? Faggot

How about a custom nude of you eating a salad?

Fuck yeah

Kek

Faggot normie

Betacuck larping faggieboi

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Now eat my ass

It's done

5/9/19 bitch you are more fake than my happiness

You wanted a recent one? Do you really fuckin want today's date?

This is Yea Forums. Peace of paper with tits and face or else it is fake

We need one to make sure you are real, sweetie. Anyone can take a photo online and post it and pretend is her.

this

Lol fucking retard. Everyone knows you are a larping faggot. Kys! Thanks!

Honestly those tits are disgusting.

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Okay I will

They'd look a lot better in your mouth

those nipples look like the bruises you get from paintballs

No u

Take a piece of paper. Write todays date on it. Hold it against your tits. Take pic with face tits and timestamp in shot. It's not that hard you fucking tard

Fake and gay

Ok sorry, I have a full time job and don't do this a lot b thought it would be simpler

I mean yea but only because I'd be hiding them from the world. Also never in 1000 years would I go within 20 feet of you.

I will! :)

That's okay

Full time job of being a basement dwelling faggot larper?

If ur real go in the chat there is 2 girls already camping so no need to be scurred

epikchat.com/chat/chateengirls

Having a full time job has nothing to do with being a newfag

What does you having a full time job have anything to do with this you fucking retard

Motor boat me and shut the fuck up

Fuck off spamfag

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motorboat my asschecks faggot

On a piece of paper.

And a shoe on top of the head

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you wrote it the wrong way

Eat my pussy faggot

I love all the lil fuckers on here putting her down for the smallest details. Every women has to be a 1000/10 for these virgins...

Standards are good but people aren't always perfect, just like yourselves...

I would literally pay her to leave me alone, if I ever saw this person irl

Oml

What does that say???

you'll have to pay me first

Kys faggot

Well I like you and your tits, but no way I'm getting snapchat. Get a Kik with the same Nick and I could see myself looking for pussy / ass pics

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Cant even write 13th correctly. This is why we cant have a woman president.

You are ugly as fuck and stop begging for money if you have a full time job you nigger.

I am out

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right boob, significantly bigger than left boob.

Honestly. Nobody's fucking perfect. At least I'm not on a sex strike or some lefty bull

Yeah but your face isn’t in it!
That’s the whole point. You could be a 50 year old virgin male

Suicide is irrelevant to my situation

With tits? Is that even fucking possible?

White knight virgin.

"You are beautiful with your imperfections uwu please send me boobie I only saw my mommies tiddy when I was 2

It's the 12th you dumbass

Ain't nobody begging for money. It's for fun

It is in the shithole you live

Better than the basement you're in

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No u

>I'm trying to sell some custom nudes

There's different timezones honey

I am. For fun. If you want to buy them then buy them. If not then fucking don't. I like doing dirty shit and dressing up and pleasing myself for strangers to please themselves

>trying to sell custom nudes
Isnt for money guys its for fun

What country are you from?