Walk into laundry room

Who are you?
Did you bring your own washing machine to sit on?
Could you take it and yourself somewhere else and be half naked there instead?

Move up between her legs, pull her ass closer to the edge of that washer, slip my dick in her cunt and proceed to fuck her til I blew my load inside of her.

lol

Bit of a pig, but that's never stopped me before. Picky guys are virgin guys. Lay the pipe when ever you can.

>Having standards for who you want to fuck makes you a virgin.
>You need to predicate your own worth on how many people you've been inside of.
That's real alpha of you user.

so you wouldnt fuck her?

make sure she is 18 and then spread them and enjoy the free meal

ask him to leave before i call the cops

I didn't say that, if I knew this chick and she had a decent personality I'd be DTF.
But if I just came across her at random like the op implies, I'd back off on the assumption that I've just walked in on a half naked crazy lady camping out in my laundry room.

bump.

if you have to ask you gotta be a faggot, back to R3DD1T faggot

Ask why the dishwasher is on top of my washing machine.

That angle, do laundry, complain to landlord, report sexual harassment.

That angle, see if i can really abuse that asshole. It's a laundryroom, let's see what can fit.