What recent films accurately depict modern life?

That hit me right in the feels.

Reminder that if someone says ''modern life'', they are talking about their own life.

Deep, bro

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Yeah if care about sex you are a fucking lose

I’d rather that than have them starve. I love them.

Blade Runner 2049

Makes me like cats more tbqh

I’m not lonely when I post on /tv after work

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idk man i know we are all memeing here but i dated 3-4 women during a 7 year period in my 20s. it just seems pointless and a lot of work. regular sex is good but women are fucking boring and a chore to deal with all the time and i just never feel like the effort is worth it. at this point i'd rather be alone.

please legalise assisted suicide so my worthless incel ass can just die already

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I feel the same. Once my internet went off, and then I felt this crushing and sufocating lonelyness. Before I used to complain about Yea Forums, but now I realize life without it would be miserable.

Lonely people before the internet: Those were the people that really sufered. We got it easy. We have people to cry to, complain to, and entertain each other over the internet. I don't know you fags, but I do love you all with the exception of redditors, roasties, and resetera trannies and that is something I only said around here.

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Imagine this, Yea Forums is keeping us just mildly entertained enough to distract ourselves. It's enough for us to suppress our own shit lives just enough so that we may browse until we're too tired to care and can go to sleep. Without this "drug", imagine how much more you would value your actual life and all the things in it and also recognize your actual problems? I've been here too long. There is a life that's on-going but everything here is more or less static. Time moves slowly here, you don't even realize how much time you've wasted until you look outside and realize everyone else around you has since long moved on.

I'm guessing this is sort of like how junkies must feel about breaking years-long addictions. You get a realization you've lived in a hollow bubble that eventually will burst some way or another.

fag I love you too

stop

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this desu, the onion is so negative

Should he just go back to his home with a nagging bitch waiting for him?

>working 8 hours a day + 1 hour commuting in a shitty job with little chance for promotion
>all my money goes to bills and taxes and student debt
>women aren't interested in me because I'm not at least 8/10 and I'm not good at socialising
>tfw will never own a house or have a loving wife and kids
But remember, NEETs are the real losers - at least I have my job! Hahahahaha... fuck. I pray for the entire system to collapse. Ty for reading my seething wagie blogpost.

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Why doesn't this faggot have any hobbies?

fuck off, it's Yea Forums and the internet that makes me feel lonely - all the constant pestering about gfs, people moaning about not realizing their dreams, all of it makes you want what they consider to be "success"

lock me up in a log cabin with no internet and I'll be the happiest man alive

based cats

erm, don't you have like 5 tabs of detective pikachu threads open right now?

How will you feed yourself, let alone pay for internet?

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I like being at home alone

I have family friends a job and a girlfriend and its nice to come home and be alone with a joint and a nice book

Seriously why be lonely at home that's time to cherish I got a single studio all to myself never felt lonely once time to cherish, get high, read a good book and just chill for once its relaxing

>those two points when more women were not having sex than men

>tfw daydreaming about suicide in the future when you're alone and won't have to worry about leaving behind bereaved family
It'll all end well bros.

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that's why I haven't done it yet

posting in a pseud thread

literally me

My rats will hollow me out, not only eating holes through my putrid flesh but building their burrows in my emptied out organs and reyptured ribcage, now full of rats shits, pieces if fabric and ripped up newspaper, alp smelling thickly of ammonia, the unmistakable smell of stale rat piss

I love them :')

cowards

real men murder their family and then kill themselves

who else /LONELYANDHORNY/

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>those 2 years where the women lied more than usual

Never had sex.
Too old for it now.
Life is pain

cant wait. I just dont want to let my mom down

The only actual conversations I've had with women for at least 18 months has been with women at work. It's something

Not recent but still applies

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>waiting for parents to pass away before i can kill myself

How can I be lonely when I have you guys?

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>Finally try out one of those dating apps
>Go on a date with a girl
>First date was alright, lots of talk about movies and books
>Second date we realized that she only wanted to talk about the good in stuff while I liked criticizing stuff (It wasn't like I tried to shit on anything she liked, we just got into a really stupid conversation about satire) and that none of our other hobbies overlap
>Haven't talked to each other in two weeks, probably won't ever again

If this is the usual dating cycle for people, I don't really want to get caught up in it. Aside from being able to fuck them, I probably get all the emotional intimacy and intellectual stimulation I need from talking with platonic friends.

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>often work for 10 hours a day and take it home regardless
It's some misguided sense of duty, nobody even cares

You just haven’t found the one yet. I love my wife, even being silent with her is enjoyable

>he didn't just pretend to be a completely different person just to fuck her

Never gonna make it

He should buy a couple of good books to keep him company while also enriching himself and keeping culture alive. I remember seeing this one college/university's list of favorite books that he reads, one of them was the Anatomy of Melancholy by Robert Burton which I first heard of while taking an advanced writing course. Right now I am reading Black Hawk Down by Mark Bowden and Dubliners by James Joyce as well as this book on Warriors througout history (Warriours: All the Truth, Tactics and Triumphs of Histories Greatest Fighters by James Harpur).

>going to school to get a useless degree
>I have no real motivations so i just go along with it as it is something to do
>My family is in extreme debt because my grandfather fucked us over
>I have no friends and spend most of my day play vidya, reading, and browsing Yea Forums
>They few people I have hung out with over the last couple of years have all ghosted me for no apparent reason
>Even my brother tends to ignore me when I ask if he wants to hang out
>I'm a small dicked retard who is a 3/10 on a good day
>I am obviously a KHV and my family pokes me about it
It is all so tiresome.

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I don't know what movie accurately depicts modern life, but this is like the pic

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Correction: "He should buy a couple of good books to keep him company while also enriching himself and keeping culture alive. I remember seeing this one college/university STUDENT'S list of favorite books that he reads, one of them was the Anatomy of Melancholy by Robert Burton which I first heard of while taking an advanced writing course. Right now I am reading Black Hawk Down by Mark Bowden and Dubliners by James Joyce as well as this book on Warriors througout history (Warriours: All the Truth, Tactics and Triumphs of Histories Greatest Fighters by James Harpur)."

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Maybe a 30 yo fella just likes to wear short shorts and hang out at the playground.

Somewhere, someone is raging over the fact that a girl is doing the dishes

Not me lmao.
>He's hyper active
>He's a distraction to other students
>He's really fun to be around
>He's really self-destructive and I don't want to be with him anymore

HAHAH my loneliness is unrelated to you lmao.

Not horny but lonley. I just want a friend.

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FUCKING WHY AM I DISTRACTED THEN??

Lying to bed women is considered rape now in many countries.

>tfw found qt Yea Forums bf that says he loves me everyday and wants to watch kino with me while we cuddle and maybe even kiss once

Literally me. Although I'm forced to socialise at work and like getting home to be alone.

I’m sure your cats don’t appreciate it

:(

God damn it, at 9 years of age I was a chad bully and rascal that knew everyone in my neighborhood and played doctor with older girls. Now I'm just autistic incel.

>Get out of my life
Lmao failed normies

2 out of 5 ain’t bad I guess

This is what being raised by a single mother or beta father does to you.

Post the edit

DELETE THIS

>in a time of desperation your cats will eat your corpse instead of starving to death out of respect for your dead body

Sex doesn't actually help. You learn it's easy to get but you also learn it doesn't make you happy, so the end result is pretty similar.

go on more

A good critic, but how is a Diploma an achieved goal? Isn't it sort of regarded as a must by anyone sbout middle class?

same but they're young and I don't want them to die

Can someone explain to me what the hell this comic is trying to communicate? I don't understand it.

You're the problem not the girl. Learning to talk about things positively and not just negatively is important. If you can have both kinds of conversations you'll have more friends and be liked more, and even enjoy things more. Learn from others and don't get stuck in your ways.

I interpreted it as yourself being distracted by things that you haven't accomplished, instead of things you have already accomplished.

what went wrong?

You have no right to complain because there are people worse off than you

I wonder how many suicides this image prevented
or encouraged

who is this whore?

9/11 happened

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2 of 5

Oh, so the person who made it just doesn't understand what depression means?

who is this semen demon? I am trying to CUM

I have all of these other than the pet, depressed as fuck.

The Wolf of Wall Street

Amouranth I think

>played doctor with older girls
that’s probably why you’re fucked up

>convince myself that if I keep working hard and struggling, it will all pay off in my 30s
life was a mistake

>no friends
>no tea and cookies
>no pets
>no gf
>some goals achieved

1/5 at best over here.

oh hey is this the feels thread

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or that not everyone is as successful as them. Its just some 30 year old normie boomer embarrassing themselves agian.

that's an interesting thought, can someone who has everything be depressed? Is it just a state of mind of someone not appreciating what they have?

I can't relate to the picture in anyway, i failed academically, have never experienced romance and no friends. I don't have things that i do care for, and there is no meaning in life.

>inb4 just killyourself,stop whining
I'm surviving to take care of my dad, i don't know whether i can do it if hes gone

>32 years old
>useless diploma in office administration
>even more useless degree (BA in psychology)
>graduated four years ago
>haven’t done anything since then
>never had a job period
>no experience, no skills, no references
>resume gap just gets wider and wider

No escape bros

Have sex

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Someone else said it, but you have to be able to talk about things positively. I almost exclusively shit on things, but I do so with a smile on my face and in a positive way

>resume gap just gets wider and wider
I don't know how to solve your many other problems but I had this problem and I solved it by inventing a small business I had run for a few years and now I have a job.

other peoples shitty lives they were un-lucked into being all across the globe does not make any of the shitty things in my life more bearable.the good i enact in my own life does this. the idea of human rights is laughable anyway.

delete this now

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D-DELETE THIS

What kind of business? Did you actually register anything or make up a web presence or anything like that?

hope you find solace in video games user, i hope i do after i get my degree

build on your current achievements

I said I had a small business doing lasercutting as a service and also producing stuff for sale, I didn't sell online because it was oversaturated with low-quality low-price competition, just sold products to local stores and at markets and advertised my service in local business directories. Basically tried to subtly give legitimate reasons why there was no big papertrail they could track down. Also in STEM (which is what my degree and now job is in) they really like to see that you can successfully interact with people, so in the interview I emphasized how I imaginarily got my imaginary products into shops and sold them at imaginary markets to illustrate that.

I didn't register anything, I did set up a fairly simple Squarespace site and I got a new sim card with a number I just used for that site so that any time I got called on that number (which one employer did) I could answer it like "Good afternoon, this is user's Lasercrafts, how can I help you". You've got to consider the small details.

Doubt this bullshit would work unless you applied for a forklift operator-tier job.

I was going for a grad EE position, now I'm in systems

>you have achieved all these things but you still feel no positive emotion
>Bro you're just distracted!

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from what I understand depression can effect anyone. Imagine having a gf that loves you unconditionally, and logically, you realize how great that is, but emotionally you feel nothing.

>"What are you doing this weekend, user?"
>Nothing
>"Haha you said that last week too, bro"
>Y-yeah, haha

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me and my gf broke up today :(

15 minutes without sex. Fucking kill me bros.

HAHAHA YEAH HOW AWFUL WOULD THAT BE

Depression can affect anybody, yeah. It stops you from enjoying any of the good things.
This user gets it. I have a beautiful girlfriend who loves me but I feel nothing towards her. I spend time and do things with her just to make her happy but honestly I enjoy time spent alone masterbating more.

>cops stopping a white man
nice fantasy you got there, Bryce

literally none of those apply to me. I'm still doing some shitty diploma at 27 whilst all the high school peers are working and have their own places and cars

Same desu. I had so many friends as a kid and was always up to no good. They just started disappearing as I came into my own as an introvert in my teenage years and now I have fucking no one