Rekt with NO gore

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Are you on drugs?

Yak

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Darwin Award

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he will never walk again

He should have cleared that. He didn't go in a straight line than. And he didn't match the tires with his hands.

oh boy...

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>NO GORE

He said no gore you shit stain

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Fuck you are stupid

Ironically he recovered his legs back Kami sama and mista Popo works in oddly ways

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Why are niggers so unintelligent about right and wrong?

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what is this from?

what kind of insect are those

Did the guy in black suit blown his head off?

i'm not 100% sure,but i think that they are hornets

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This a new nignog we diffrent den whities thing?

Ok....gibbe context dear nigger

>ovni crashes straight to the Pentagon's hq

hopefully

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Another innocent muslim attacked by bigots.

Ok.....explain this shit too....I'm so confused, did he electrocuted pilot?

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No dumdum. He was going to light something on fire but cop crashed instead. I think a truck tboned him.

Story?

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Cop notices, things its a weapon and panics thinking she's about to be killed by perp
Flips car

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That's from the New Zealand shooter's stream.

Thanks pipol, I'm from a third world country so we never leave our caves and don't know much from common sense out there

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Is that Ricegum?

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lol imagine being stuck like that until you slow horrible death

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.XxX Imgboards like this one.

cort.as/-I0_E
cort.as/-I0_G
cort.as/-I0_F

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thats why Im scared of those things now

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Fucking story? What in the what

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He was wearing a bee suit
those aren't bees

Japanese hornets. Those fuckers are huge. And btw that guy isn't dancing he's actually getting fucked from those stings because they actually go through the suit

why are you doing this?

thats not how grenades work. You have to be directly next to it to remove limbs or your head. The deadly part about them are the concussions and shrapnel punctuating you like a shotgun. I know, hollywood makes the explosion the dangerous part, basic hollywood myth. Just as how guns sound in the movies and what range you use them.

>innocent muslim
pick one

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>get the FUCK outta here!

zombie?

Magic color changing shirt

savage

Yea I'm pretty sure that guy that fell in got fucked up big time

>what range you use them
that shit constantly buggers me. I understand that fighting over 50 or more meter may look boring, so they have to put them at a range of 10 meter, but then using full on bulky rifles for that range is just ridiculous.

disgusting. he said no gore.

NO GORE

lifting that heavy with no spotter and no safety pegs or bar on that cage. it's like he wanted to die.

I hate these guys. that's purely for show-off and boasting. if he did it correctly, 1) he wouldn't have gotten hurt and 2) it would have been far less weight.

The gym I used to help supervise, we had a high school coach come in with a couple of his football players. They brought in this dirty rolled up set of towels that was about 5 inches thick. He took them to do benches. He would put it on the kids chest, and have them drop the bar on their chest. The chest compression and rebound combined with the height of the towel allowed them to get the bar back up when it was far too much weight for them. I threw them out.

quality work on that empanada. my hat off to the chef.

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Wtf is that?

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Why's the idiot bashing his head into it?

now that would be a new torture device. Remove everything you could hold on to and make the stairs move at just the right speed. Maybe some spikes on the stairs too.

please enhance left side, yes, yes that's it... zoom on red shirt guy now... good. now put it on a loop i need to be sure. great. zoom out and zoom in back right on him. good.

yep, he is one of us.

No wonder those people end up killing themselves all the fucking time

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Transman penis, just a clump of flesh from thighs or belly with no sexual purpose

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that's fucking cool holy shit

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that's incredible tbh.

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looney tunes shit

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Opposite day

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abort mission.

made him more asian.

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

i mean, im sure this happen before.. why hes in the chair still doing stupid shit.

>they keep trying over and over but get rekt every time

You think they'd learn

Gotta admit, that’s a fucking excellent shot

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Lost. Audibly.

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Watched it twice just to see if they tried it again.

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Apparently this accident left the dude wheelchair bound

I actually laughed out loud

That's so nasty.... Who does this is fucking mentally ill. That's not a dick... Just get a strap on you just destroyed you genitals....

JANE, STOP THIS CRAZY THING!

>this

I got one of those. It's scary even with the safety guards in place. I never attempt my max on it, it's solely for light workouts. At least with free weights, you can roll to one side and tip the bar off of you. With those rails, if you get stuck, you're stuck.

HAHA he chipped his gross little Hyundai so he killed

Hell claims another mud slime

>I don't know what a camera is

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what spintires mod is this?

LEGEND

They are not afraid
Israel's New Racism: The Persecution of African Migrants in the Holy Land
youtube.com/watch?v=dPxv4Aff3IA

>If that video maker knew he jerked off a birb
what he did was basically like someone stroking your dick

Nigga casually got a bat WTF

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explain plz

Lost

Missed fight? More like missed shot. Too bad he didn't hit him.

bless you george.

at least he kept his legs together

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humans and animals have erogenous zones that make them possibly cum. For humans it is their nipples and neck, for dogs it is their belly (that is why you see them convulsing their legs when hitting the right spot) and for birds it is their lower neck. Biologists think it is because a males neck is put on a female while fucking

lifting in smith machine with no safety on pretty much you get what you deserve

Man that's sad. Look at all those shoes. That's a family living there. Damn nig nogs.

Yeah and liberals want to take our guns away so those nig-nogs can just barge in and kill you and your kids, rape your wife and steal everything you worked your ass off for.

And that's why we fight them.

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b-but, you can always just call 911, or get an alarm. That would had stopped those intruders and nobody would had possibly gotten shot. Right?

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Deputy had a natural reaction to try to save him. Good man.

Hahaha did you?

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>the skill

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Would've been great if they'd pulled it off.

kek

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what is going on there?
people firing on a dead guy
>they are asian
>they run away like coward mobster and not like trained jakuza, triad or camora killer
>they behave like mexican street robber
I can't understand it, I thought the asian mafia sent their people through militarry training

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Lick those huge balls in heaven, George.

When your cat shit on the floor

thank you.

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are you retarded? That was an obvious joke

brutal

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no he doesn't. scroll through just before he lights car is just business as usual.

Cool story bro

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the dancing is before any of them are on him.

but that's a styrofoam suit wasn't going to do shit.

The vid blurrs it out, but that scene was extreme gore. He died due to asphixation due to blood loss. The aftermath vid looks like a battle field

Don't mislead people. It's clearly just a HP indicator.

Afrikaans throw the best funerals

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nope no blood nada, i searched it in the full video u can see them pull him out. He died of suffocation

>tfw your mom's a whore

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Wait u could be right, but i dont see any blood in the vid tho. News said he died of suffocation

The full vid is 40 minutes long and on liveleak, I showed that shit to my gfs father, because he is working as elevator engineer. That blood mass was absurd. He died to asphyxation, but not to being able to not breath but he slowly lost all his blood.

what, just from showing him that video?

Do u have a link ? i can only find the short version

WHAT THE FUCK where was this i need to know it was in china and i am still safe

>wasabi

Well you can't get paralyzed twice so..

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Hoist one high for George

>I showed that shit to my gfs father
>Showing gore to my gfs father
that is a new life goal

that actually unparalyzed him and he can walk again :)

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>:)
faggot

Fucking pitbulls. I remember my boxer dog was also attacked by a pitbull once but she got away with a leg wound that had to be stitched. Fuck pitbulls man I dont care how people try to defend them. The whole breed is fucked.

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cat really bitch-slapped that dog

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A friend of mine actually died like that but without helmet just a month after his mother died. Their family is basically fucked emotionally right now.

cant find a full video but found the part where they pull him out, no blood in sight even after they pulled him away. might be another camera angle ?

i did found this one tho, kinda related
www.liveleak.com/view?t=055_1496603072

I can give you the wiki it was from, it is some fandom wiki about deaths in elevators.
Here is a partial vid
youtube.com/watch?v=vYW0IL5PTGM
And here the wiki you will find a source on the full vid
elevation.fandom.com/wiki/Elevator_incidents

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kek @ filename

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Perception 0

>Kaltz
>Hrubesch
>Goal!

That is not the same guy

yeah that's some fast fucking moving.

>
calzone pizza

>fandom wiki about deaths in elevators
wut? Now I may have seen all

did he water it and did it grow?

buahahahaha reversed video is funny

Naa i know, but fucking look how brutal that one is. Dudes still able to even pick up his phone afterwards, what a trooper

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nice

ahaha that'll kick in in about 5 seconds

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Nice fish

little brother idiot

Dat bottle at the end.

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Why would you hope something like that?

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Idiot

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MODSS DELETE THIS

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you don't fucking know that for sure, fuck you idiot, you're the idiot.

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Ring.com... Much more nigg.com

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Fuckin no way hahahaha

I've always wanted to know how bad that guy got hurt.
SOMEONE TELL ME

I don't watch soccer. But I love tears of losing fans.

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Damn props to those guys. They got killer reaction time. Fuckin PROS

the impact broke his only copy of pokemon gold

AYYYY YO where that Twist.

I never use all of it. Just a bit in the soy sauce.

>cool story
>user literally doesn't sayed one word
Faggot got offended

everybody laugh at this guy

good thread until this

It looks like a thumb you moran

Niggers. One fucking simple and respectful thing to do, and you can't just do it

I bet 99% of these criminals deserved it.

>moran
get a brain

Damn did you see that white care get himself out the way at the LAST SECOND?!

I remember watching it live and brazil got penetrated hard but to be honest those crying people piss me the fuck off. Literally nothing is happening except one team lost and the other won. They act as if their mothers had just died or something.

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5548365/Man-SWALLOWED-escalator-falling-hole-rush-hour.html

it was in turkey. he didnt get crushed because the elevator stopped moving

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kek deserved

>Using a Smith machine
>Ever

Yeah, he deserved that

comical

I wanna see what happens after. Cause that dude prolly got the shit best out of him after he lost his gun

It really pisses me off how wimpy the attempt of the bystanders were to stop this. It's perfect example of justifiable violence.This guy could kill or paralyze the other driver, but no one is willing to execute violence to stop the assault.

He died, dude who helped was an off duty cop who shot him

Do you live under a rock?

bump

that's some bruce irving 1, 2 ,1, 4 level shit

Bitch is dead, it was big news in my country...

If someone put a bullet in that bullys head right then and there I wouldn't blink an eye

how can has one live under rock?

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Why the fuck is China so bad at elevators?

>the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a good guy with a gun

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Sauce?

4 minutes and he's still moving...

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the nerves are firing/shorting out

Oh hell no I'd be fuckin livid

Yea i remember that from yt, that trucker attempted to murder him while riding

She is lucky to not have balls

>being this retarded

Holy shit didnt expect that. The bald guy looks like a fucking killer

Holy fuck, user. Well, that's enough internet for me today.

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RIGHT IN THE VAGINA

The guy he was fighting was Alexander Emelianenko, the brother of one of the all time best MMA fighters in history (Fedor).

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Down down to Goblin Town...

Damn if I was the lil boy chilling there I would offer my help to check if everythings ok with down there

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Why cant bystanders do this when someone is getting their shit stomped?

Thx my man I will check them out

Kek my vehicle has doors like that but won't actually crush you, barely any pressure against it opens back up. Confirmed tested on my arm

Why the cat gotta be a dick to sea doggo?

why not just cut the palm tree at the bottom?

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>Why cant bystanders do this when someone is getting their shit stomped?
HITMAN in Real Life (Public Pranks) youtube.com/watch?v=4P8o16XYPos
Flamethrower Psycho Scare Prank youtube.com/watch?v=3FztNNH9_vI
Killer Clown Scare Prank! youtube.com/watch?v=8xSNiPx791A
Not their problem...

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That's karma for even being near a Smith machine

Always fucking hated this part in MW2. And this is basically why.

I hate leg press tards. He's literally doing 1/8 reps with as much weight as he could slap on and then gets exactly what he deserves. Dumbass.

Lost

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Let me just pull mad goofs on this helpless animal before I eat it

>good doggo

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Niggers... Fucking scum of the planet.

You're pulling all those facts out of your ass you dumb idiot

Lmao. Fucking dipshit.

Accuracy +10

this looks kinda fake, the sparks and how he goes flying...

Kek that timing...

Priceless timing in the edit here.

I remember that glorious day. We all thought it would be a close game, because of the home advantage for brasil. After the first two goals we were very excited, because now they could play a litle more relaxed and it would be hard for brasil to balance it out. But then in only 6 minutes they shot 3 more goals and made it impossible for brasil to win. It was sooo sweet. All the media were covering how the brasilians were preparing themselves to watch the game. This shithole has nothing of worth, corrupt politicians, stadiums that would only be used for thin one worldcup and then rot, people were looking for ways to get out of work, to be able to watch the game. And then, in just 15 minutes, all their hopes and dreams were crushed like a watermelon. I mean, if they had won the final, all the loss of money for the stadiums and politicians would have been kind of worth it. A day to remember, to tell you grandkids about. Heroes would have been born. But this was not only only a lost game. It was a dismantling of the entire brasilian spirit. They already had nothing to live for and now they had to watch themselves getting humiliated like no other team in the entire history of worldcups before. Before that game, when i thought about brasil, i thought of football. After, i only think of that game and how i cried tears in laughter. The once mighty and dreaded football nation got theirt spirit and will to live taken away from them in just 90 unforgettable minutes. A buddy of mine is a strong soccer fan that tapes games, to watch later. I thought about what game i would be willing to watch again and decided that this is the only game in soccer history that is worth watching again. And i did. again and again, laughing more each time.

France. Church shutting down, locals were having a prayer and he came along playing loud music

Fuck this dude, his mom, his sister, his wife, and you for posting it.

The point is to stick the box in a fucking hole... that's it.

Good to know

Some sort of Asian

guessing
youtube.com/watch?v=RltPFVgPkmI

could be to tall to fall. it already had a predicted fall orientation. could have been a shed or power lines there.

F

wow dark people being criminals

could you make that a bit smaller i can still see it

triggered pussy

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good doggo

>noble doggo dies protecting children from pack of filthy nigger dogs

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this is tard level of dumb
just grab him