Scenario: You walk into your house and see these laid out on the table. Which bread do you place them on?

Scenario: You walk into your house and see these laid out on the table. Which bread do you place them on?

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I make a sandwich out of them

What's going on in that filename? Suh-lah-mee? Ridiculous.

None. Not enough for a sandwich. That's cracker material right there

Salome

stick them in my ass and call it a ass cheek sandwich

Poison. They go in the trash.

That is not Salami, that is Lebanon Balogna, the question is, is it sweet or not? If it is sweet you can stick it up your ass, if it is not gonna put that on white bread, cause i`m racist, with a slab of provolone cheese.

wonderbread, obviously

It's the obvious choice.

A man of true class

A single thin slice of pumpernickel. 2 thin slices of Swiss added. I will add a small amount of chutney but condiments can vary to taste.

Sounds beta.

Sounds like your staples are Cheeze Doodles and Ramen

Shitty white bread and a squirt of mustard.

>chutney
wut?

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Try it, you won't regret it as an alternative to whatever sauce you favour depending on the snack

well memed

Just ate some of that shit. Ate it just the way it is; perfect.

Tho if I actually had groceries, I'd slap that shit on to a fresh slice of rye that's soft with crispy edges.

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Eine Scheibe Graubrot.

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Exactly.

I wouldn't use bread. I would use ritz crackers and cheese.

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