I'm about to turn 25 and I'm still a virgin. How do I safely hire a hooker in the US...

I'm about to turn 25 and I'm still a virgin. How do I safely hire a hooker in the US? I live nowhere near that bunny ranch out in Nevada, by the way.

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Plan a trip to Europe to "find yourself".

Drive around until you spot one.

I cannot travel for several years.

Safely. How do you tell which ones are cops, or diseased?

Is it that difficult to find a hooker? Here in Hamburg/ Germany my friends and I where making fun of prostitutes on the Reeperbahn when we were young. Good times :D

Here in America, it's illegal. At least my area. I have no idea where to find one.

Well, if that is because of legal reasons you might want to lay off the risk of getting a random streetwalker.
Isn't it possible to have some lady come to YOU, via "reputable" escort service, with actual ratings?

I have no idea, that's why I'm asking. What services are there?

It's not legal reasons I just don't have the cash for international travel right now.

I've never been to one, but I do know a good friend of mine went to one and got ripped off.
Like I said here its legal but still a dirty buisness, few friends of me always bring a gun so they won't get ripped off by the pimp.
I'd reckomend you to go slow, I can't imagine how coruppt the buisness is in the US

Yeah I'd have no idea

I’ve never hired a hooker, but I’d have to assume most of the ones you see online are real. Almost no one ever gets arrested for that. Lawfag here.

That said, sex is just sex. Don’t let your thoughts of what you should have done by now define your thinking about yourself.

What sites are legit?

I mean, I'm lonely as fuck. If i can't have a real realtionship some sex would be alright.

Well, shit.

Pretty much this. If you live in an apartment complex or dorm you get this going through your head all the time when you're alone in bed and either someone on the other side of the room or wall is getting obliterated by some dickhead who waved his wallet and dropped some shitty one liners...

...meanwhile you study/work all day and the people around you are hags or put your paycheck at risk. May as well go for the 30m/1h to get it off your mind.

>I’ve never hired a hooker, but I’d have to assume most of the ones you see online are real.
No, most are bots run by scammers, depending on the website/country. The ones that aren't don't always have posts going up, but when they do they keep it mildly consistent and relevant to the season/event or whatever special thing only they do while bots will post the exact same message all day, every day, without fail.

>tryst.link
Run by the same organization behind Switter. Both created thanks to Backpage being shut down, Reddit pulling the rug from under workers, etc.
Price will match the region...Calicunts think they're Queen Puss and charge as such, regardless of the haggard. Site is still pretty new. Go with verified providers if possible.

>listings.switter.at/
(better to use in Aus/Eng/other places where it's legal to sell+solicit - NA users obviously be wary)

>escortbabylon.net/provider_list/last_review/newyork/1
(Change to your local area or anywhere relatively close) - Always read the comments on a workers post. If there aren't any : don't bother contacting them (including newbies). If there are comments : read them. Guys don't pull many punches (except the cucks) and will point out things about the girl or where she works from, who's around, how well she did, what she offers, and if she's an idiot and won't post the prices up front they may give that away (and piss her off in the process). Can't see reviews unless you post at least 1 review on a worker, tho.

Holy shit. Thank you. This is exactly what I was looking for.