>Watching Thor: Ragnarok, waiting for my brother to come home >My brother's girlfriend walks in >"Oh we saw this in theaters. I liked it." >Sits next to me on the couch. She's wearing shorts and a tank top. I can see her legs and cleavage, and I guess she doesn't mind, cause she doesn't say anything >I get really excited during the climax, rocking out to Immigrant Song as Thor swings >She looks at me, amused (charmed?) >"You really like this, huh?" >I think of a killer line, time to make my move >"Yeah, it gets me RagnaROCK Hard!" >Grin at her, lean back, spread my legs (wearing swimming trunks) a little, so she can peek if she wants >She grimaces (it didn't work) and gets up. >"I actually gotta get going. Tell (brother) I came by."
I'm worried she might tell him I hit on her or something. My hope is that maybe she doesn't know that "rock hard" is a synonym for an erection? She is female, and I never really hear her and my brother talk about sex, so maybe I'm in the clear?
>maybe she doesn't know that "rock hard" is a synonym for an erection
well what age is she, 12?
Christopher Gonzalez
Nah, they're both 22, but like I said, they never talk about sex.
Bentley Martinez
are you 12 then? because only a 12 year old would assume that someone who has lived 22 years does not understand the sexual implicatios of the phrase "rock hard"
Zachary Sanchez
she's just human too, girls also fap and watch porn, of fucking course she knows what 'getting hard' means, everyone does you faggot.
it may have consequences or it may not. fantasies are fine but shouldn't have tried something on your brothers gf, he's family. what are you, a nigger?
Angel Campbell
youre a shit brother break your fingers and never post here again
Thomas Perez
I'm 19, but I'm a dude.
I know, I screwed up, but I thought maybe she liked me? She dresses revealingly, sits closes, and acts really familiar, almost intimate. One time, we were watching a movie and she said the actress was cute and asked me if I liked her, meaning:
A. She's gay B. She's bisexual C. She wants to know who I'm attracted to
I bet on C, and it was a mistake, but I might have just misinterpreted her signals.
Parker Sullivan
I try to be loyal, man. I love my brother. But if she likes me and she's that hot, what am I supposed to do?
Oliver Cook
Guarantee she and your brother laugh about your faggot ass before they fuck
Elijah Long
why the fuck would you care about her stupid signals? if you brother didn't wrong you and hasn't always been a bad brother to you, you don't fucking make a move on his girl or work with hers, it's forbidden stuff you nigger
Charles Ross
you're an autist
his brother would be very disappointed while she will be slightly turned on, knowing his little brother wants her and still needs to figure out what to think of it.
Brandon Cook
You didn't screw up. But you're also kinda young and still figuring it all out, so go with that. When your brother's girl comes over to the house all looking hot and whatever she's doing it for your brother. She's being nice to you because she likes your brother. You're basically her brother now, so stop thinking she's gonna suck your dick dude.
Hunter Phillips
yeah being perved on by your boyfriend's socially retarded kid brother always gets the girls sopping wet
Dominic Roberts
OP is 12. >Hitting on brothers gf. Not cool man. That's not cool man.
Okay, so what do you think is the best approach if confronted? She's nice, so I don't want to say she's lying, but maybe I could say she miss heard me?
>"You really like this, huh?" >"Yeah. It gets me, Ragnarok. Hard "
Like I'm being contemplative, the movie (Thor) Ragnarok gets *to* me, hard. Sound approach?
Hunter Watson
>that happened
Carter Lewis
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Elijah Morgan
*Newfrens
Eli Parker
Don't stress, its actually a really funny story. You just gotta remember you're not the only horny 19 year old that ever lived. People sort of expect that kind of behavior, but the important thing to remember is that she's just being a girlfriend to your brother. She's not trying to get you hot on purpose. So if you're confronted just apologize for being lewd and be cool around her next time.
